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BradM · 05-22-2004, 01:45 PM

Apparently Werewolf Was Allergic To Peanuts
NEW ORLEANS?The werewolf who died while attacking a young woman Sunday must have been allergic to peanuts, experts said Tuesday. "The wolfman crashed through the intended victim's front window, but before the accursed beast could tear her apart in a savage fury, he stepped in a bowl of honey-roasted peanuts," said Dr. Alex Price, professor of lycanthropic studies at Tulane University. "Within seconds, the hellbeast's face began to swell, and he collapsed into an anaphylactic attack, unable to breathe." Price said that, had the werewolf not been more animal than man at the time of the attack, he likely would have used the epinephrine injection pen paramedics found in the breast pocket of his shirt.

Creative · 05-22-2004, 01:50 PM

If you're wondering why nobody is replying to your thread it's because you're crazy and you scare us

BradM · 05-22-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Creative
If you're wondering why nobody is replying to your thread it's because you're crazy and you scare us

Damn straight I am crazy.

AndrewKanuck · 05-22-2004, 01:53 PM

Okay?

Michaelious · 05-22-2004, 01:55 PM

okay....freaking us outhere with these posts

Rictor · 05-22-2004, 02:02 PM

Looks like something from The Onion or maybe National Enquierer

EviLGuY · 05-22-2004, 02:27 PM

Damn werewolves.

Where did you find that story?

Centurion · 05-22-2004, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Apparently Werewolf Was Allergic To Peanuts
NEW ORLEANS?The werewolf who died while attacking a young woman Sunday must have been allergic to peanuts, experts said Tuesday. "The wolfman crashed through the intended victim's front window, but before the accursed beast could tear her apart in a savage fury, he stepped in a bowl of honey-roasted peanuts," said Dr. Alex Price, professor of lycanthropic studies at Tulane University. "Within seconds, the hellbeast's face began to swell, and he collapsed into an anaphylactic attack, unable to breathe." Price said that, had the werewolf not been more animal than man at the time of the attack, he likely would have used the epinephrine injection pen paramedics found in the breast pocket of his shirt.

"Werewolfs of London!"

05-22-2004, 01:45 PM	#1
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05-22-2004, 01:53 PM	#4
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05-22-2004, 01:50 PM	#2
Creative So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: CREATIVE STUDIOS::::GRAPHIC DESIGN/WEB DESIGN/PROGRAMMING ::: * ICQ: 591033 * <- BANNERS FOR $8.00 Posts: 1,252	If you're wondering why nobody is replying to your thread it's because you're crazy and you scare us

05-22-2004, 02:02 PM	#6
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Looks like something from The Onion or maybe National Enquierer

05-22-2004, 02:27 PM	#7
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Damn werewolves. Where did you find that story?