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Rob · 05-20-2004, 08:04 PM

If you stuff anymore ads in your fucking magazine it will look like a god damn phone book! I subscribed 2 years ago and the magazine is now triple the size! If I see one more fucking cologne ad I'm going to fucking puke!

Fuck off, Maxim. I'm calling tomorrow to cancel my subscription and you can take all those fold-out ads and shove them straight up your pompus asses!

Nysus · 05-20-2004, 08:06 PM

That's why they give them away now.

Cheers,
Matt

stevecore · 05-20-2004, 08:09 PM

i just rip em out... kool, vw, molson... GONE!

crockett · 05-20-2004, 08:09 PM

yea those mags suck so much.. I can't understand why people think they are good. I had a 2 year stuff subscription and a 1 year max subscription for free and I canceled them both. It's all useless dribble, no good articles nothing, just half ass shit they think is funny.

Try Gear mag.. a lot less adds and way better articles.

detoxed · 05-20-2004, 08:10 PM

try Forbes or Fortune

stephanie m. · 05-20-2004, 08:11 PM

Basic_man · 05-20-2004, 08:11 PM

Hey, are you high on acid ?

smokingdawn · 05-20-2004, 08:12 PM

lol...

PrivateEye · 05-20-2004, 08:13 PM

Over half of all the magazine look like that now

Trixie Racer · 05-20-2004, 08:13 PM

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Originally posted by Nysus
That's why they give them away now.

Yep, my subscription was $12 for the year.

merlin77 · 05-20-2004, 08:17 PM

The key is, as soon as a magazine starts selling to more women than men, the % of ads in that magazine will increase drastically. I know it sucks, hell, it sucks in any mag to have more ads than anything else (especially all those scratch and sniff perfume things, without wanting to you end up smelling like you just got sprayed in your local department store).

Maximillion · 05-20-2004, 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
try Forbes or Fortune

I agree

AMADude · 05-20-2004, 08:34 PM

FHM kicks ass, but ass a mag gets more popular, it will get more ads, that is how they make the bulk of the money.

TweetyBird · 05-20-2004, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by Basic_man
Hey, are you high on acid ?

lol

Kick Ass Chat · 05-20-2004, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
If you stuff anymore ads in your fucking magazine it will look like a god damn phone book! I subscribed 2 years ago and the magazine is now triple the size! If I see one more fucking cologne ad I'm going to fucking puke!

Fuck off, Maxim. I'm calling tomorrow to cancel my subscription and you can take all those fold-out ads and shove them straight up your pompus asses!

Do you feel better now??.....you realize that not 1 person from maxim will read this, nor give a rats ass even if they did?.....but as long as you feel better that's all that counts

collegeclam · 05-20-2004, 08:39 PM

wow. let me guess. its just YOUR mag that gets the ads? no way. are you serious?

seriously, tell someone who gives a fuck and stop wasting precious gfy space.

ads have been in mags for how many years now? i remember seeing huge amounts of ads, mainly columbia house and cologne, since i was like 5.

if it wasnt for those ads, you wouldnt have a mag to read you moron.

Huggles · 05-20-2004, 08:39 PM

Why does anyone read the crap spewing out of those mags?

Strife · 05-20-2004, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by GirlsFreePics
Do you feel better now??.....you realize that not 1 person from maxim will read this, nor give a rats ass even if they did?

Took the words right out of my mouth

fudpuck · 05-20-2004, 08:43 PM

Has anyone else seen the whole new batch of ads?

The Jeep Insta-grow sponge? The Mini Cooper slide down wheel change ad? The fake pics..and all the stickers they're putting in mags now?

It's ridiculous, but we all knew it was coming. We're all going to miss the good ole' days.

EviLGuY · 05-20-2004, 08:44 PM

Yeaahj Maxim has went downhill lately.. I am thinking about dropping my subscription as well.

I like getting magazines in the mail though.. its like a little treat amongst all the bills.

Rob · 05-20-2004, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by collegeclam
wow. let me guess. its just YOUR mag that gets the ads? no way. are you serious?

seriously, tell someone who gives a fuck and stop wasting precious gfy space.

ads have been in mags for how many years now? i remember seeing huge amounts of ads, mainly columbia house and cologne, since i was like 5.

if it wasnt for those ads, you wouldnt have a mag to read you moron.

Hey Dipshit...the conversation is over here. You seemed to have wondered off with your little, "ads have been in mags for how many years now? i remember seeing huge amounts of ads, mainly columbia house and cologne, since i was like 5. " world. Wipe off your chin, son. You're drooling.

I realize ads have been in magazines since the beginning of time (or at least 2 years ago when collegeclam was 5) but that's not what I was bitching about. I was bitching about the amount of fucked up quad-folded ads that stretch out so far that you have to employ your buddies to help hold it out.

I started a thread and aired my "opinion", you simpleton fucktard! A majority of this board is based on people posting their opinions - that is precious GFY time. Wait until your nuts drop, kid. It's a big world out there and if you keep that tone up with adults you're likely to get smacked down like Tina Turner.

Go to Walmart and pic yourself up the board game CLUE. It's about the only one you're going to get in your pathetic lifetime.

webmaster x · 05-20-2004, 10:37 PM

Maxim magz is kinda unstable these days.

collegeclam · 05-20-2004, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Hey Dipshit...the conversation is over here. You seemed to have wondered off with your little, "ads have been in mags for how many years now? i remember seeing huge amounts of ads, mainly columbia house and cologne, since i was like 5. " world. Wipe off your chin, son. You're drooling.

I realize ads have been in magazines since the beginning of time (or at least 2 years ago when collegeclam was 5) but that's not what I was bitching about. I was bitching about the amount of fucked up quad-folded ads that stretch out so far that you have to employ your buddies to help hold it out.

I started a thread and aired my "opinion", you simpleton fucktard! A majority of this board is based on people posting their opinions - that is precious GFY time. Wait until your nuts drop, kid. It's a big world out there and if you keep that tone up with adults you're likely to get smacked down like Tina Turner.

Go to Walmart and pic yourself up the board game CLUE. It's about the only one you're going to get in your pathetic lifetime.

Wow. Your reply makes me think you're an even bigger crybaby who has the brain of a borderline downs patient. WHy don't you quit whining (posting useless threads) and tear the 27 page ads out like everyone else does? Wtf. It's an ad, get over it.

zzgundamnzz · 05-20-2004, 11:03 PM

If you don't like it cancel.

I'll keep my subscription. I bet half the people agreeing with you have never ever touched a Maxim or Stuff magazine

B40 · 05-21-2004, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by Huggles
Why does anyone read the crap spewing out of those mags?

It tells you how to get laid

fudpuck · 05-21-2004, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
If you don't like it cancel.

I'll keep my subscription. I bet half the people agreeing with you have never ever touched a Maxim or Stuff magazine

I get Maxim, Stuff, Fhm, and Playboy. I know ads are ridiculous. But it really has went to the next level in just the last 2 or 3 months. I'll probably keep my subscription to 1 or 2 of them next year because I do like getting mags in the mail. But that's it. Most of it is just BS and ads.

Mr. Marks · 05-21-2004, 04:03 AM

I'd prefer the Time Magz!

Vitasoy · 05-21-2004, 04:10 AM

Ad galore. But the babes are damn hot.

loco12 · 05-21-2004, 04:13 AM

The US version of Maxim is shite compared to the UK version.

In the UK it's near the knuckle, a fucking good read and they normally have some birds from soap operas in skimpy bikinis.

I bought the US version by mistake once and it was crap in comparison.

AWC · 05-21-2004, 04:17 AM

I didn't realize anyone paid for Maxim.

demented · 05-21-2004, 04:35 AM

I have like 40+ Maxim, Stuff (free subscrips) and Playboy mags in my bathroom. The ad's don't bother me.. I guess I just overlook them.

broke · 05-21-2004, 04:45 AM

If you think Maxim is bad -- pick up a copy of GQ.

Jive · 05-22-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by Nysus
That's why they give them away now.

Cheers,
Matt

it's like http://maxcash.com RB"s razor's bullshit mag didn't fly and there program hit the skids too. there frauds.. and scumbags tanked out..

BlackCrayon · 05-22-2004, 02:23 PM

magazines are generally garbage. half of the pages are ads and i refuse to pay 5-7 bucks for a few articles and pictures. i haven't bought any magazine in years.

gornyhuy · 05-22-2004, 02:24 PM

What I'm looking for is MORE SUBSCRIPTION CARDS...
MOre more more!

NaughtyAllie · 05-22-2004, 02:26 PM

I'm pretty sure all magazines are that way now. All of my girly magazines are nothing but ads. I guess it's something we are going to have to learn to love.

cayne · 05-22-2004, 02:27 PM

yeah that's true. there are too many ads...

TheFrog · 05-22-2004, 02:27 PM

do they read gfy ??

SlickRick · 05-22-2004, 02:32 PM

Funny high on acid.

Got a story for you. my mom gets that F_ing Opera mag, there is not one thing in there, (Article wise) 500++ pages of adds.

05-20-2004, 08:04 PM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Maxim Magazine - LICK MY NUTS!!! If you stuff anymore ads in your fucking magazine it will look like a god damn phone book! I subscribed 2 years ago and the magazine is now triple the size! If I see one more fucking cologne ad I'm going to fucking puke! Fuck off, Maxim. I'm calling tomorrow to cancel my subscription and you can take all those fold-out ads and shove them straight up your pompus asses! __________________

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05-20-2004, 08:39 PM	#16
collegeclam So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: philadelphia Posts: 239	wow. let me guess. its just YOUR mag that gets the ads? no way. are you serious? seriously, tell someone who gives a fuck and stop wasting precious gfy space. ads have been in mags for how many years now? i remember seeing huge amounts of ads, mainly columbia house and cologne, since i was like 5. if it wasnt for those ads, you wouldnt have a mag to read you moron.

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05-20-2004, 08:43 PM	#19
fudpuck Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: the woodwork Posts: 885	Has anyone else seen the whole new batch of ads? The Jeep Insta-grow sponge? The Mini Cooper slide down wheel change ad? The fake pics..and all the stickers they're putting in mags now? It's ridiculous, but we all knew it was coming. We're all going to miss the good ole' days. __________________ AMK Hosting - 3.2Ghz, 1GB RAM, 2x300GB RAID1 + 10Mbps for $249mo. ICQ: 15898919 - Ask me about remote backups for your data.

05-20-2004, 08:44 PM	#20
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Yeaahj Maxim has went downhill lately.. I am thinking about dropping my subscription as well. I like getting magazines in the mail though.. its like a little treat amongst all the bills.

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zzgundamnzz Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 6,102	If you don't like it cancel. I'll keep my subscription. I bet half the people agreeing with you have never ever touched a Maxim or Stuff magazine __________________

05-21-2004, 04:03 AM	#27
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05-21-2004, 04:13 AM	#29
loco12 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Dorset, UK Posts: 638	The US version of Maxim is shite compared to the UK version. In the UK it's near the knuckle, a fucking good read and they normally have some birds from soap operas in skimpy bikinis. I bought the US version by mistake once and it was crap in comparison.

05-21-2004, 04:17 AM	#30
AWC Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Bumfuck Posts: 1,223	I didn't realize anyone paid for Maxim.

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demented Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cincinnati Ohio Posts: 2,388	I have like 40+ Maxim, Stuff (free subscrips) and Playboy mags in my bathroom. The ad's don't bother me.. I guess I just overlook them.

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05-22-2004, 02:23 PM	#34
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TheFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 4,095	do they read gfy ??

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SlickRick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kingman AZ Posts: 2,849	Funny high on acid. Got a story for you. my mom gets that F_ing Opera mag, there is not one thing in there, (Article wise) 500++ pages of adds.