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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    Maxim Magazine - LICK MY NUTS!!!

    If you stuff anymore ads in your fucking magazine it will look like a god damn phone book! I subscribed 2 years ago and the magazine is now triple the size! If I see one more fucking cologne ad I'm going to fucking puke!

    Fuck off, Maxim. I'm calling tomorrow to cancel my subscription and you can take all those fold-out ads and shove them straight up your pompus asses!
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    • Nysus
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 7817
      #2
      That's why they give them away now.

      Cheers,
      Matt
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        • stevecore
          Confirmed User
          • May 2003
          • 6130
          #3
          i just rip em out... kool, vw, molson... GONE!

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            • crockett
              in a van by the river
              • May 2003
              • 76818
              #4
              yea those mags suck so much.. I can't understand why people think they are good. I had a 2 year stuff subscription and a 1 year max subscription for free and I canceled them both. It's all useless dribble, no good articles nothing, just half ass shit they think is funny.

              Try Gear mag.. a lot less adds and way better articles.
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                • detoxed
                  vip member
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 17798
                  #5
                  try Forbes or Fortune

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                    • stephanie m.
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                      • Feb 2004
                      • 2484
                      #6
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                        • Basic_man
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                          • Oct 2003
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                          #7
                          Hey, are you high on acid ?
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                            • smokingdawn
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                              • Feb 2004
                              • 2808
                              #8
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                                • PrivateEye
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 1784
                                  #9
                                  Over half of all the magazine look like that now
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                                    • Trixie Racer
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                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 2328
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Nysus
                                      That's why they give them away now.
                                      Yep, my subscription was $12 for the year.
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                                        • merlin77
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 546
                                          #11
                                          The key is, as soon as a magazine starts selling to more women than men, the % of ads in that magazine will increase drastically. I know it sucks, hell, it sucks in any mag to have more ads than anything else (especially all those scratch and sniff perfume things, without wanting to you end up smelling like you just got sprayed in your local department store).
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                                            • Maximillion
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                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 795
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by detoxed
                                              try Forbes or Fortune
                                              I agree

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                                                • AMADude
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                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 3875
                                                  #13
                                                  FHM kicks ass, but ass a mag gets more popular, it will get more ads, that is how they make the bulk of the money.
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                                                    • TweetyBird
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                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 8532
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Basic_man
                                                      Hey, are you high on acid ?
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                                                        • Kick Ass Chat
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                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 2057
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                          If you stuff anymore ads in your fucking magazine it will look like a god damn phone book! I subscribed 2 years ago and the magazine is now triple the size! If I see one more fucking cologne ad I'm going to fucking puke!

                                                          Fuck off, Maxim. I'm calling tomorrow to cancel my subscription and you can take all those fold-out ads and shove them straight up your pompus asses!
                                                          Do you feel better now??.....you realize that not 1 person from maxim will read this, nor give a rats ass even if they did?.....but as long as you feel better that's all that counts
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                                                            • collegeclam
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 239
                                                              #16
                                                              wow. let me guess. its just YOUR mag that gets the ads? no way. are you serious?

                                                              seriously, tell someone who gives a fuck and stop wasting precious gfy space.

                                                              ads have been in mags for how many years now? i remember seeing huge amounts of ads, mainly columbia house and cologne, since i was like 5.

                                                              if it wasnt for those ads, you wouldnt have a mag to read you moron.

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                                                                • Huggles
                                                                  GFY'S #1 retard
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 12511
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Why does anyone read the crap spewing out of those mags?
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                                                                    • Strife
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                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 4534
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by GirlsFreePics
                                                                      Do you feel better now??.....you realize that not 1 person from maxim will read this, nor give a rats ass even if they did?

                                                                      Took the words right out of my mouth
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                                                                        • fudpuck
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                          • 885
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Has anyone else seen the whole new batch of ads?

                                                                          The Jeep Insta-grow sponge? The Mini Cooper slide down wheel change ad? The fake pics..and all the stickers they're putting in mags now?

                                                                          It's ridiculous, but we all knew it was coming. We're all going to miss the good ole' days.
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                                                                            • EviLGuY
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                              • 12745
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Yeaahj Maxim has went downhill lately.. I am thinking about dropping my subscription as well.

                                                                              I like getting magazines in the mail though.. its like a little treat amongst all the bills.

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                                                                                • Rob
                                                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                                  • 13310
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by collegeclam
                                                                                  wow. let me guess. its just YOUR mag that gets the ads? no way. are you serious?

                                                                                  seriously, tell someone who gives a fuck and stop wasting precious gfy space.

                                                                                  ads have been in mags for how many years now? i remember seeing huge amounts of ads, mainly columbia house and cologne, since i was like 5.

                                                                                  if it wasnt for those ads, you wouldnt have a mag to read you moron.
                                                                                  Hey Dipshit...the conversation is over here. You seemed to have wondered off with your little, "ads have been in mags for how many years now? i remember seeing huge amounts of ads, mainly columbia house and cologne, since i was like 5. " world. Wipe off your chin, son. You're drooling.

                                                                                  I realize ads have been in magazines since the beginning of time (or at least 2 years ago when collegeclam was 5) but that's not what I was bitching about. I was bitching about the amount of fucked up quad-folded ads that stretch out so far that you have to employ your buddies to help hold it out.

                                                                                  I started a thread and aired my "opinion", you simpleton fucktard! A majority of this board is based on people posting their opinions - that is precious GFY time. Wait until your nuts drop, kid. It's a big world out there and if you keep that tone up with adults you're likely to get smacked down like Tina Turner.

                                                                                  Go to Walmart and pic yourself up the board game CLUE. It's about the only one you're going to get in your pathetic lifetime.
                                                                                  Last edited by Rob; 05-20-2004, 07:54 PM.

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                                                                                    • webmaster x
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                      • 4400
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Maxim magz is kinda unstable these days.
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                                                                                        • collegeclam
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                          • 239
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                                                                                          Hey Dipshit...the conversation is over here. You seemed to have wondered off with your little, "ads have been in mags for how many years now? i remember seeing huge amounts of ads, mainly columbia house and cologne, since i was like 5. " world. Wipe off your chin, son. You're drooling.

                                                                                          I realize ads have been in magazines since the beginning of time (or at least 2 years ago when collegeclam was 5) but that's not what I was bitching about. I was bitching about the amount of fucked up quad-folded ads that stretch out so far that you have to employ your buddies to help hold it out.

                                                                                          I started a thread and aired my "opinion", you simpleton fucktard! A majority of this board is based on people posting their opinions - that is precious GFY time. Wait until your nuts drop, kid. It's a big world out there and if you keep that tone up with adults you're likely to get smacked down like Tina Turner.

                                                                                          Go to Walmart and pic yourself up the board game CLUE. It's about the only one you're going to get in your pathetic lifetime.
                                                                                          Wow. Your reply makes me think you're an even bigger crybaby who has the brain of a borderline downs patient. WHy don't you quit whining (posting useless threads) and tear the 27 page ads out like everyone else does? Wtf. It's an ad, get over it.

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                                                                                            • zzgundamnzz
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 6102
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              If you don't like it cancel.

                                                                                              I'll keep my subscription. I bet half the people agreeing with you have never ever touched a Maxim or Stuff magazine


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                                                                                                • B40
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 7020
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Huggles
                                                                                                  Why does anyone read the crap spewing out of those mags?
                                                                                                  It tells you how to get laid

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                                                                                                    • fudpuck
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                                                      • 885
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
                                                                                                      If you don't like it cancel.

                                                                                                      I'll keep my subscription. I bet half the people agreeing with you have never ever touched a Maxim or Stuff magazine
                                                                                                      I get Maxim, Stuff, Fhm, and Playboy. I know ads are ridiculous. But it really has went to the next level in just the last 2 or 3 months. I'll probably keep my subscription to 1 or 2 of them next year because I do like getting mags in the mail. But that's it. Most of it is just BS and ads.

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                                                                                                        • Mr. Marks
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                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                          • 7517
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I'd prefer the Time Magz!

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                                                                                                            • Vitasoy
                                                                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                              • 58202
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Ad galore. But the babes are damn hot.


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                                                                                                                • loco12
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                  • 638
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  The US version of Maxim is shite compared to the UK version.

                                                                                                                  In the UK it's near the knuckle, a fucking good read and they normally have some birds from soap operas in skimpy bikinis.

                                                                                                                  I bought the US version by mistake once and it was crap in comparison.

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                                                                                                                    • AWC
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                      • 1223
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      I didn't realize anyone paid for Maxim.

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                                                                                                                        • demented
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                                                                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                          • 2388
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I have like 40+ Maxim, Stuff (free subscrips) and Playboy mags in my bathroom. The ad's don't bother me.. I guess I just overlook them.

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                                                                                                                            • broke
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                                                              • 4501
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              If you think Maxim is bad -- pick up a copy of GQ.

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                                                                                                                                • Jive
                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 1449
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Nysus
                                                                                                                                  That's why they give them away now.

                                                                                                                                  Cheers,
                                                                                                                                  Matt
                                                                                                                                  it's like http://maxcash.com RB"s razor's bullshit mag didn't fly and there program hit the skids too. there frauds.. and scumbags tanked out..

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                                                                                                                                    • BlackCrayon
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 19634
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      magazines are generally garbage. half of the pages are ads and i refuse to pay 5-7 bucks for a few articles and pictures. i haven't bought any magazine in years.
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                                                                                                                                        • gornyhuy
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                                                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 18041
                                                                                                                                          #35
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                                                                                                                                            • NaughtyAllie
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                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 1844
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I'm pretty sure all magazines are that way now. All of my girly magazines are nothing but ads. I guess it's something we are going to have to learn to love.

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                                                                                                                                                • cayne
                                                                                                                                                  My time is coming...
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 7476
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  yeah that's true. there are too many ads...
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                                                                                                                                                    • TheFrog
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                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      do they read gfy ??

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                                                                                                                                                        • SlickRick
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 2849
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Funny high on acid.

                                                                                                                                                          Got a story for you. my mom gets that F_ing Opera mag, there is not one thing in there, (Article wise) 500++ pages of adds.

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