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Old 05-22-2004, 05:41 AM   #1
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Woman denies overfeeding the worlds largest raccoon. (pic)



PALMERTON, Pa. -- Bandit, the world's heaviest raccoon, rests in the lap of Deborah "Pepper" Klitsch on Jan. 30, 2001. Bandit, a junk-food crazed critter billed as the world's weightiest raccoon, died Saturday, May 8, 2004. Klitsch denied the occasional charge that she overfed the rotund raccoon, whose weight ballooned to nearly 75 pounds, three times the average for his breed. He was born with a bad thyroid gland, so Klitsch decided to breast feed the pup thinking he would get more nutrition.
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Old 05-22-2004, 05:45 AM   #2
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average for his breed. He was born with a bad thyroid gland, so Klitsch decided to breast feed the pup thinking he would get more nutrition.



Whoa Whoa wtf!? Did she breastfeed a fucking racoon!?
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Old 05-22-2004, 05:46 AM   #3
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Holy shit, someone supersized that Racoon
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she BREAST fed a fucking racoon ?
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Old 05-22-2004, 06:19 AM   #6
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Riiiiight, she breast fed the racoon to HELP it.
I call bullshit on this one. She just wanted her tits sucked and is too ugly to find a guy to do it.
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Old 05-22-2004, 06:38 AM   #8
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Damn that thing is big...

It is possible that she didn't overfeed it. Bad thyroid gland can do that to anybody.
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Old 05-22-2004, 06:40 AM   #9
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she BREAST fed a fucking racoon ?
yeah fucking crazy shit
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Old 05-22-2004, 06:42 AM   #10
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wao!, how many hamburgers we could make from that raccoon!

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breast feeding a racoon. Shit, that bitch is crazy
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Old 05-22-2004, 08:37 AM   #19
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Aww, poor thing! But if he was born with a bad thyroid gland, he was destined to be overweight Who knows, maybe the breast feeding helped
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Old 05-22-2004, 08:37 AM   #20
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she BREAST fed a fucking racoon ?
At least he was a HAPPY raccoon!
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Old 05-22-2004, 08:44 AM   #21
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Poor raccoon, it's pretty cute though
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Old 05-22-2004, 08:46 AM   #22
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Damn that thing is big...

It is possible that she didn't overfeed it. Bad thyroid gland can do that to anybody.
Anybody

It's a raccoon not an anybody
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Old 05-22-2004, 08:47 AM   #23
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Whoa Whoa wtf!? Did she breastfeed a fucking racoon!?
HAHAHAHAHAHA. What a crazy fucking broad.
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Old 05-22-2004, 09:40 AM   #24
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shouldnt she be arrested for bestiality?
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Hmm...interesting. My aunt had two pet raccoons that lived in captivity for years and were bigger than that. The female died recently and the male lost a lot of weight after that.

I bet they weighed well over 75 pounds.

My uncle built a big outdoor pen for them with tire swing, kiddie pool, and little houses up off the floor.

It was funny because their heads stayed tiny and they'd poke them through the round hole of their house and look like a normal raccoon. Then when they came out to see you, you'd see their bodies were huge.

They weren't overfed, I just don't think raccoons in captivity get enough exercise.
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Old 05-22-2004, 11:20 AM   #31
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Whoa Whoa wtf!? Did she breastfeed a fucking racoon!?


Auchhhh
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Haha! THATS funny!
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Riiiiight, she breast fed the racoon to HELP it.
I call bullshit on this one. She just wanted her tits sucked and is too ugly to find a guy to do it.
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PALMERTON, Pa. -- Bandit, the world's heaviest raccoon, rests in the lap of Deborah "Pepper" Klitsch on Jan. 30, 2001. Bandit, a junk-food crazed critter billed as the world's weightiest raccoon, died Saturday, May 8, 2004. Klitsch denied the occasional charge that she overfed the rotund raccoon, whose weight ballooned to nearly 75 pounds, three times the average for his breed. He was born with a bad thyroid gland, so Klitsch decided to breast feed the pup thinking he would get more nutrition.
Poor creature I know she probably done it with all best intentions but damn she has eyes and can see that is NOT good.

Stupid bitch
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Thats fucking weird man... How'd you like to walk in on her breastfeeding a 75 pound racoon on her lap...

Did she have the teletubbies playing in the background?
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hahah wtf she breast fed it?! thats fucking hardcore!
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Did she have the teletubbies playing in the background?

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Riiiiight, she breast fed the racoon to HELP it.
I call bullshit on this one. She just wanted her tits sucked and is too ugly to find a guy to do it.
id put money on it
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Breastfeeding a raccoon? I doubt that would contribute to its weight problem. Wouldn't raccoon milk be more laden with fat than human milk, due to their outdoor lifestyle and fur and whatnot?
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PALMERTON, Pa. -- Bandit, the world's heaviest raccoon, rests in the lap of Deborah "Pepper" Klitsch on Jan. 30, 2001. Bandit, a junk-food crazed critter billed as the world's weightiest raccoon, died Saturday, May 8, 2004. Klitsch denied the occasional charge that she overfed the rotund raccoon, whose weight ballooned to nearly 75 pounds, three times the average for his breed. He was born with a bad thyroid gland, so Klitsch decided to breast feed the pup thinking he would get more nutrition.
Breast Feed? haha typical ... only in the US of A haha

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the racoon was so traumatized by sucking her ugly tits the racoon tried to eat itself to death...
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just like those bitches with the super fat kids who say they dont over feed them - yeah sure!!
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