Happy Birthday Boss - GoFuckYourself.com

chemicaleyes · 05-22-2004, 05:41 AM

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn?t feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn?t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that?s wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So, when I left for the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not".

She said, ?Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment, she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and about two minutes later, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ................. followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there.......

on the couch......

naked.

Corleone · 05-22-2004, 05:44 AM

ahahahahah

Raven · 05-22-2004, 05:46 AM

Before coffee humour for me!! LOL.

chemicaleyes · 05-22-2004, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven
Before coffee humour for me!! LOL.

Hey, mornin' Raven, I'm going out for a bit now, but will get that email to ya later on tonight when I get back.

Vitasoy · 05-22-2004, 05:55 AM

That was great

body · 05-22-2004, 05:56 AM

Thats posted every year here? I thought it really happened when reading it 2 years ago, but now?

chemicaleyes · 05-22-2004, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by body
Thats posted every year here? I thought it really happened when reading it 2 years ago, but now?

I was wondering how many people might really think that was real.

StRoGE · 05-22-2004, 06:07 AM

Thats hilarious.

pornJester · 05-22-2004, 06:10 AM

lol, good one

Kicker · 05-22-2004, 07:04 AM

DR_PHIL · 05-22-2004, 07:09 AM

so...pics?

chemicaleyes · 05-22-2004, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DR_PHIL
so...pics?

lol

Lykos · 05-22-2004, 08:34 AM

Hehehehe,that's awesome

Garou · 05-22-2004, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lykos
Hehehehe,that's awesome

thanks!

Garou · 05-22-2004, 08:38 AM

ooops - don't know why i quoted

)

Matiz · 05-22-2004, 11:44 AM

Hansm · 05-22-2004, 11:52 AM

nice one

Just_Dave · 05-22-2004, 12:36 PM

05-22-2004, 05:41 AM	#1
chemicaleyes UNSTOPPABLE Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: UK :: ICQ# 156068 Posts: 11,569	Happy Birthday Boss Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn?t feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn?t even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that?s wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So, when I left for the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not". She said, ?Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment, she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and about two minutes later, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ................. followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And I just sat there....... on the couch...... naked. __________________ No way as way, No limitation as limitation. AmeriNOC formally PhatServers

05-22-2004, 05:46 AM	#3
Raven Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,874	Before coffee humour for me!! LOL. __________________ Raven ~RETIRED~

05-22-2004, 05:55 AM	#5
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	That was great __________________ [email protected]

05-22-2004, 05:56 AM	#6
body Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 5,011	Thats posted every year here? I thought it really happened when reading it 2 years ago, but now? __________________ The Goddess Of Steps

05-22-2004, 06:07 AM	#8
StRoGE Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,713	Thats hilarious. __________________ [URL=http://www.stupidcash.com/referral=sailorslut/][/URL

05-22-2004, 05:44 AM	#2
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	ahahahahah

05-22-2004, 06:10 AM	#9
pornJester Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 6,138	lol, good one __________________ FreshBucks \| Webmaster Vault \| GayAW Trusted Names in Adult. ICQ 9157.3698

05-22-2004, 07:04 AM	#10
Kicker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: TakeBucks.com - Porn Star Academy Posts: 7,040	HB __________________ TakeBucks.com and Real-Bucks.com *65% \| $30 PPS \| 10% referral!!!* TryAnalFisting.com - ratio is 1:85. No joke! ========================= Alex Affiliate Manager support@takebucks_dot_com

05-22-2004, 07:09 AM	#11
DR_PHIL Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Never visits the same thread twice Posts: 4,099	so...pics?

05-22-2004, 08:34 AM	#13
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	Hehehehe,that's awesome __________________

05-22-2004, 08:38 AM	#15
Garou Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 850	ooops - don't know why i quoted )

05-22-2004, 11:44 AM	#16
Matiz Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: ICQ:342419601 Posts: 1,740	__________________ ...

05-22-2004, 11:52 AM	#17
Hansm Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 871	nice one

05-22-2004, 12:36 PM	#18
Just_Dave Its almost time Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 13,009