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Old 05-22-2004, 10:47 AM   #1
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My wood won't go down... been 2 days now

What can I do? It's been a constant boner and I can't think straight. (No I didn't take any viagra or anything)

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Old 05-22-2004, 10:48 AM   #2
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so you jerk off and it keeps coming back?
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:48 AM   #3
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:49 AM   #4
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:49 AM   #5
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You could go volunteer at your local "Nymphomaniacs Anonymous"...
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:49 AM   #6
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:50 AM   #7
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:51 AM   #8
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Picture your grandparents having sex.
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:51 AM   #9
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Maybe you should go to the doctor? You need to take care of that cock! You only get one.
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:52 AM   #10
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I've tried jerking off too and that isn't working.
I tried thinking about baseball and for some reason it only got stiffer.

I'm getting a bit worried, I don't want to go to the doc with a massive hardon and ask him what I can do.
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:52 AM   #11
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Think about having sex with your mom. We are.
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:53 AM   #12
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I'm coming over!!!!!!
Angelie, that would probably help a bit. Actually you may be the only thing that can save me.... you'd be doing be a HUGE favor.
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:53 AM   #13
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:54 AM   #14
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:55 AM   #15
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See a doctor...quickly
No way, what is he going to say?
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:56 AM   #16
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if you're actually serious - go to your doctor immediately. Serious irreversible damage can be done of not treated quickly
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:57 AM   #17
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No way, what is he going to say?
he can give you medication or drain the penis
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:57 AM   #18
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If having sex doesn't help, go to a doctor. This could be serious, and you could damage your dick forever!!
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actually you guys are making a joke of this but there is a condition that causes blood vessels to constrict once the penis is erect and and wont allow the blood to flow out of the penis. This can cause damage to the soft tissue and forever ruin you ability to get a hard on ever again. If you are serious about this you should honestly seek medical attention FAST!
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No way, what is he going to say?
you will probably sent to urology in the hospital
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:58 AM   #21
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actually you guys are making a joke of this but there is a condition that causes blood vessels to constrict once the penis is erect and and wont allow the blood to flow out of the penis. This can cause damage to the soft tissue and forever ruin you ability to get a hard on ever again. If you are serious about this you should honestly seek medical attention FAST!
what I said
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Old 05-22-2004, 10:58 AM   #22
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just picture having sex with her...


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I've tried jerking off too and that isn't working.
I tried thinking about baseball and for some reason it only got stiffer.

I'm getting a bit worried, I don't want to go to the doc with a massive hardon and ask him what I can do.
search for 'priapism' at google
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Old 05-22-2004, 11:00 AM   #24
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She's lookin pretty good lately.
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I've tried jerking off too and that isn't working.
I tried thinking about baseball and for some reason it only got stiffer.

I'm getting a bit worried, I don't want to go to the doc with a massive hardon and ask him what I can do.
Your doctor has probably had more cases of priapism. Just go there man!
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Old 05-22-2004, 11:01 AM   #27
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Old 05-22-2004, 11:01 AM   #28
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if you're actually serious - go to your doctor immediately. Serious irreversible damage can be done of not treated quickly
He is right. More than 3-6 hours continously and you're in trouble.

Might sound weird but try some very strong coffee or caffeine tablets. A strong hit of caffeine should help.
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Angelie, that would probably help a bit. Actually you may be the only thing that can save me.... you'd be doing be a HUGE favor.
Ok MapQuest it......
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If you know a little med language this might be a good site for you:

http://www.emedicine.com/emerg/topic486.htm

But now go and visit your doc
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Ok MapQuest it......
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"Any patient who has an erection for longer than 4 hours, especially if they have a predisposing illness (eg, sickle cell disease) probably should receive therapy for priapism. Most cases, if seen early enough in their course, respond to conservative measures.

Examples of immediate treatment that can be suggested prior to arrival at the hospital may include the use of ice packs to the perineum and penis or asking the patient to walk up stairs."

you could try this, although it seems unlikely to me that it would work after such a long time. The perineum is the skin/tissue between anus and penis. But just consult your doctor immediately
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GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR! 2 days is no longer healthy!
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Okay I think I will go see the doctor but I'm pretty sure he will freak out when he sees a 10" hardon
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Okay I think I will go see the doctor but I'm pretty sure he will freak out when he sees a 10" hardon
lol. tell him you should not be delayed to see him, let us know what he did
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