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BradM 05-22-2004 10:47 AM

My wood won't go down... been 2 days now
 
What can I do? It's been a constant boner and I can't think straight. (No I didn't take any viagra or anything)

:helpme

Brat 05-22-2004 10:48 AM

so you jerk off and it keeps coming back?

brand0n 05-22-2004 10:48 AM

boing

Angelie 05-22-2004 10:49 AM

I'm coming over!!!!!!

NickPapageorgio 05-22-2004 10:49 AM

You could go volunteer at your local "Nymphomaniacs Anonymous"...

plyndrty 05-22-2004 10:49 AM

Take a cold shower:thumbsup

DR_PHIL 05-22-2004 10:50 AM

go lay on your stomach in bed

Gottis 05-22-2004 10:51 AM

Picture your grandparents having sex. :thumbsup

NaughtyAllie 05-22-2004 10:51 AM

Maybe you should go to the doctor? You need to take care of that cock! You only get one. :winkwink:

BradM 05-22-2004 10:52 AM

I've tried jerking off too and that isn't working.
I tried thinking about baseball and for some reason it only got stiffer.

I'm getting a bit worried, I don't want to go to the doc with a massive hardon and ask him what I can do.

Rictor 05-22-2004 10:52 AM

Think about having sex with your mom. We are.

BradM 05-22-2004 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelie
I'm coming over!!!!!!
Angelie, that would probably help a bit. Actually you may be the only thing that can save me.... you'd be doing be a HUGE favor.

Sosa 05-22-2004 10:53 AM

umm have sex?

smokingdawn 05-22-2004 10:54 AM

See a doctor...quickly

BradM 05-22-2004 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by smokingdawn
See a doctor...quickly
No way, what is he going to say?

bluff 05-22-2004 10:56 AM

if you're actually serious - go to your doctor immediately. Serious irreversible damage can be done of not treated quickly

bluff 05-22-2004 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
No way, what is he going to say?
he can give you medication or drain the penis

NakedBo 05-22-2004 10:57 AM

If having sex doesn't help, go to a doctor. This could be serious, and you could damage your dick forever!!

Marcus Aurelius 05-22-2004 10:57 AM

actually you guys are making a joke of this but there is a condition that causes blood vessels to constrict once the penis is erect and and wont allow the blood to flow out of the penis. This can cause damage to the soft tissue and forever ruin you ability to get a hard on ever again. If you are serious about this you should honestly seek medical attention FAST!

bluff 05-22-2004 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
No way, what is he going to say?
you will probably sent to urology in the hospital

bluff 05-22-2004 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
actually you guys are making a joke of this but there is a condition that causes blood vessels to constrict once the penis is erect and and wont allow the blood to flow out of the penis. This can cause damage to the soft tissue and forever ruin you ability to get a hard on ever again. If you are serious about this you should honestly seek medical attention FAST!
what I said

StuartD 05-22-2004 10:58 AM

just picture having sex with her...

http://www.radioplayers.com/images/r..._hot_sauce.jpg
link hotten

bluff 05-22-2004 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
I've tried jerking off too and that isn't working.
I tried thinking about baseball and for some reason it only got stiffer.

I'm getting a bit worried, I don't want to go to the doc with a massive hardon and ask him what I can do.

search for 'priapism' at google

BradM 05-22-2004 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
just picture having sex with her...

http://www.radioplayers.com/images/r..._hot_sauce.jpg
link hotten

She's lookin pretty good lately.

bluff 05-22-2004 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
I've tried jerking off too and that isn't working.
I tried thinking about baseball and for some reason it only got stiffer.

I'm getting a bit worried, I don't want to go to the doc with a massive hardon and ask him what I can do.

Your doctor has probably had more cases of priapism. Just go there man!

TechNtentions 05-22-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jon Adolfsson
Picture your grandparents having sex. :thumbsup
:1orglaugh

Vitasoy 05-22-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
umm have sex?

Exactly! Put it to good use ;-)

ronbotx 05-22-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
if you're actually serious - go to your doctor immediately. Serious irreversible damage can be done of not treated quickly
He is right. More than 3-6 hours continously and you're in trouble.

Might sound weird but try some very strong coffee or caffeine tablets. A strong hit of caffeine should help.

Angelie 05-22-2004 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Angelie, that would probably help a bit. Actually you may be the only thing that can save me.... you'd be doing be a HUGE favor.
Ok MapQuest it......

bluff 05-22-2004 11:02 AM

If you know a little med language this might be a good site for you:

http://www.emedicine.com/emerg/topic486.htm

But now go and visit your doc

MissMina 05-22-2004 11:03 AM

My type of guy! :Graucho :thumbsup

bluff 05-22-2004 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelie
Ok MapQuest it......
lol are you serious

Semi-Retired-Dave 05-22-2004 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelie
I'm coming over!!!!!!

hahahahaha

KRL 05-22-2004 11:04 AM

http://www.deakin.edu.au/forensic/images/axe.jpg

:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 05-22-2004 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
http://www.deakin.edu.au/forensic/images/axe.jpg

:1orglaugh

OMGGGGGGGGGGG :1orglaugh

BradM 05-22-2004 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
http://www.deakin.edu.au/forensic/images/axe.jpg

:1orglaugh


AAAHAHAHAHAHA ok KRL that has to be the winner for sure.

bluff 05-22-2004 11:06 AM

"Any patient who has an erection for longer than 4 hours, especially if they have a predisposing illness (eg, sickle cell disease) probably should receive therapy for priapism. Most cases, if seen early enough in their course, respond to conservative measures.

Examples of immediate treatment that can be suggested prior to arrival at the hospital may include the use of ice packs to the perineum and penis or asking the patient to walk up stairs."

you could try this, although it seems unlikely to me that it would work after such a long time. The perineum is the skin/tissue between anus and penis. But just consult your doctor immediately

merlin77 05-22-2004 11:08 AM

GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR! 2 days is no longer healthy!

BradM 05-22-2004 11:09 AM

Okay I think I will go see the doctor but I'm pretty sure he will freak out when he sees a 10" hardon

bluff 05-22-2004 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Okay I think I will go see the doctor but I'm pretty sure he will freak out when he sees a 10" hardon
lol. tell him you should not be delayed to see him, let us know what he did


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