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stephanie m. · 05-21-2004, 08:10 PM

The naughtiest thing I have ever done was this...

Back in college I had a membership at this awsome gym that had a reallly awsome jacuzzi. Well...after my workout I would always hop in for some nice relaxing jet action. Well, one day one of the jets hit me in the clit, (not intentionally) and I let it stay there till I came

. So, from that day on I did the same thing, and when chicks came in to get dressed, undressed, ect in the locker room, I checked em out while I did it. Pretty naughty eh?

Ok, what are your stories? Made up ones dont count! They have to be real damnit!

mailman · 05-21-2004, 08:16 PM

nothing im such a loser..

Shoehorn! · 05-21-2004, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by stephanie m.
The naughtiest thing I have ever done was this...

Back in college I had a membership at this awsome gym that had a reallly awsome jacuzzi. Well...after my workout I would always hop in for some nice relaxing jet action. Well, one day one of the jets hit me in the clit, (not intentionally) and I let it stay there till I came . So, from that day on I did the same thing, and when chicks came in to get dressed, undressed, ect in the locker room, I checked em out while I did it. Pretty naughty eh?

Ok, what are your stories? Made up ones dont count! They have to be real damnit!

You just gave me rigamortis in my pants.

gornyhuy · 05-21-2004, 08:21 PM

I used to go to the YMCA and ogle the fat hairy old gay men while jamming the jets in the jacuzzi up my ass...

Afterward I would lie on my back and do a ******* impersonation.

Now THATS sexy.

Smurfette · 05-21-2004, 08:21 PM

My first husband told me that I could have a threesome one night when me, him, and his best friend came back from bar one night, but he passed out so me and his best friend got it on with him passed out next to us, now me and his best friend are married! lol

Smurfette

Shoehorn! · 05-21-2004, 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by Smurfette
My first husband told me that I could have a threesome one night when me, him, and his best friend came back from bar one night, but he passed out so me and his best friend got it on with him passed out next to us, now me and his best friend are married! lol

Smurfette

Oh man, are they still best friends?

Matt M · 05-21-2004, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smurfette
My first husband told me that I could have a threesome one night when me, him, and his best friend came back from bar one night, but he passed out so me and his best friend got it on with him passed out next to us, now me and his best friend are married! lol

Smurfette

Damn!!! we have a winner..

HAPPYPEEKERS · 05-21-2004, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I used to go to the YMCA and ogle the fat hairy old gay men while jamming the jets in the jacuzzi up my ass...

Afterward I would lie on my back and do a ******* impersonation.

Now THATS sexy.

AWC · 05-21-2004, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smurfette
My first husband told me that I could have a threesome one night when me, him, and his best friend came back from bar one night, but he passed out so me and his best friend got it on with him passed out next to us, now me and his best friend are married! lol

Smurfette

gives meaning to the phrase... yah snooze yah lose...

Oracle Porn · 05-21-2004, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smurfette
My first husband told me that I could have a threesome one night when me, him, and his best friend came back from bar one night, but he passed out so me and his best friend got it on with him passed out next to us, now me and his best friend are married! lol

Smurfette

thats fucked up

above you gentlmen, is the proof that all women are bitches.

David! · 05-21-2004, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by stephanie m.
The naughtiest thing I have ever done was this...

Back in college I had a membership at this awsome gym that had a reallly awsome jacuzzi. Well...after my workout I would always hop in for some nice relaxing jet action. Well, one day one of the jets hit me in the clit, (not intentionally) and I let it stay there till I came . So, from that day on I did the same thing, and when chicks came in to get dressed, undressed, ect in the locker room, I checked em out while I did it. Pretty naughty eh?

Ok, what are your stories? Made up ones dont count! They have to be real damnit!

That's why the jaccuzzi at the gum is always full, I know now

stephanie m. · 05-21-2004, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mailman
nothing im such a loser..

cmon! I know you have to have ONE story!

Smurfette · 05-21-2004, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
thats fucked up

above you gentlmen, is the proof that all women are bitches.

lol I never claimed to be nice!

The funniest part was he was the best man at my wedding so no they are not still friends! lol

Smurfette

stephanie m. · 05-21-2004, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
You just gave me rigamortis in my pants.

giggle;)~

stephanie m. · 05-21-2004, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I used to go to the YMCA and ogle the fat hairy old gay men while jamming the jets in the jacuzzi up my ass...

Afterward I would lie on my back and do a ******* impersonation.

Now THATS sexy.

hahahha! good one

~

jimmyf · 05-21-2004, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I used to go to the YMCA and ogle the fat hairy old gay men while jamming the jets in the jacuzzi up my ass...

Afterward I would lie on my back and do a ******* impersonation.

Now THATS sexy.

maxdaname · 05-21-2004, 08:30 PM

I'm sooo fuckin hard right now....

stephanie m. · 05-21-2004, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smurfette
My first husband told me that I could have a threesome one night when me, him, and his best friend came back from bar one night, but he passed out so me and his best friend got it on with him passed out next to us, now me and his best friend are married! lol

Smurfette

YOU ROCK!

Jaded Chica · 05-21-2004, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stephanie m.
The naughtiest thing I have ever done was this...

Back in college I had a membership at this awsome gym that had a reallly awsome jacuzzi. Well...after my workout I would always hop in for some nice relaxing jet action. Well, one day one of the jets hit me in the clit, (not intentionally) and I let it stay there till I came . So, from that day on I did the same thing, and when chicks came in to get dressed, undressed, ect in the locker room, I checked em out while I did it. Pretty naughty eh?

Ok, what are your stories? Made up ones dont count! They have to be real damnit!

Oh yeah thoses jets...When i was about 12 me and my cousin discovered that and made a bet about who would stay on it the longest...lol(we didnt really know why we where doing it i guess but we kept going!)...till my aunt saw us and freaked out.
Then we both got the talk

stephanie m. · 05-21-2004, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by maxdaname
I'm sooo fuckin hard right now....

SureFire · 05-21-2004, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
thats fucked up

above you gentlmen, is the proof that all women are bitches.

Thought the guy agreed and passed out. I would say it was his lost.

stephanie m. · 05-21-2004, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by Jaded Chica
Oh yeah thoses jets...When i was about 12 me and my cousin discovered that and made a bet about who would stay on it the longest...lol(we didnt really know why we where doing it i guess but we kept going!)...till my aunt saw us and freaked out.
Then we both got the talk

AGH! the talk! Im sorry

Yeah, since the jacuzzi thing, Ive been adicted to jets

Sometimes I do it at the pool now

God, Im bad!

(wanna play?)

newsdude · 05-21-2004, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by Smurfette
My first husband told me that I could have a threesome one night when me, him, and his best friend came back from bar one night, but he passed out so me and his best friend got it on with him passed out next to us, now me and his best friend are married! lol

Smurfette

His loss!

Illicit · 05-21-2004, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smurfette
My first husband told me that I could have a threesome one night when me, him, and his best friend came back from bar one night, but he passed out so me and his best friend got it on with him passed out next to us, now me and his best friend are married! lol

Smurfette

wow ! thats fucked

stephanie m. · 05-21-2004, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by Matt M
Damn!!! we have a winner..

Agreed!

Jamdin · 05-21-2004, 08:42 PM

I stuck the water hose down the front of my swim trunks one time when I was 13. That's about the naughtiest watersport tale that I have

jimmyf · 05-21-2004, 08:48 PM

ok in a cemetery, in a tree and the limb we were on was hanging over a pond, when some guy started walking towards us we almost fell in the pond. I have a bunch more but it's my bed time.

stephanie m. · 05-21-2004, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by Jamdin
I stuck the water hose down the front of my swim trunks one time when I was 13. That's about the naughtiest watersport tale that I have

water is the toungs stiffest competition!

NaughtyAlysha · 05-21-2004, 08:49 PM

I love my whirlpool tub. I've had many big O's in there!

torrey · 05-21-2004, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
You just gave me rigamortis in my pants.

stephanie m. · 05-21-2004, 08:51 PM

water rocks!

xenigo · 05-21-2004, 08:56 PM

I fucked my girlfriend in the back of my car, in the parking lot of Kaiser Permanente where she worked, with people driving by. A couple weeks ago I made her cum in the front seat of my car, in the Chipotle parking lot, in broad daylight. I have no idea if anyone saw that, because I was too busy.

And one time I met some crazy online chick in a cemetary in Folsom, at 2 in the morning, and made out with her forever while sitting on someone's tomb stone. That was kinda interesting.

smokingdawn · 05-21-2004, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
You just gave me rigamortis in my pants.

LOL

pimplink · 05-21-2004, 10:38 PM

Naughty, sexy, and bitchy!

newsdude · 05-21-2004, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by xenigo
And one time I met some crazy online chick in a cemetary in Folsom, at 2 in the morning, and made out with her forever while sitting on someone's tomb stone. That was kinda interesting.

That was kinda freaky and naughty!

05-21-2004, 08:10 PM	#1
stephanie m. Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: cancun~~~~~~~~~ ICQ 292 580 143 Posts: 2,484	the naughtiest thing ive ever done... The naughtiest thing I have ever done was this... Back in college I had a membership at this awsome gym that had a reallly awsome jacuzzi. Well...after my workout I would always hop in for some nice relaxing jet action. Well, one day one of the jets hit me in the clit, (not intentionally) and I let it stay there till I came . So, from that day on I did the same thing, and when chicks came in to get dressed, undressed, ect in the locker room, I checked em out while I did it. Pretty naughty eh? Ok, what are your stories? Made up ones dont count! They have to be real damnit! __________________ One of Six new Reality Sites in RealityCash - Coming soon.

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Smurfette Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A little place on the ROCK! Posts: 542	My first husband told me that I could have a threesome one night when me, him, and his best friend came back from bar one night, but he passed out so me and his best friend got it on with him passed out next to us, now me and his best friend are married! lol Smurfette

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Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	I stuck the water hose down the front of my swim trunks one time when I was 13. That's about the naughtiest watersport tale that I have

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xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	I fucked my girlfriend in the back of my car, in the parking lot of Kaiser Permanente where she worked, with people driving by. A couple weeks ago I made her cum in the front seat of my car, in the Chipotle parking lot, in broad daylight. I have no idea if anyone saw that, because I was too busy. And one time I met some crazy online chick in a cemetary in Folsom, at 2 in the morning, and made out with her forever while sitting on someone's tomb stone. That was kinda interesting.

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