the naughtiest thing ive ever done...
 

The naughtiest thing I have ever done was this...

Back in college I had a membership at this awsome gym that had a reallly awsome jacuzzi. Well...after my workout I would always hop in for some nice relaxing jet action. Well, one day one of the jets hit me in the clit, (not intentionally) and I let it stay there till I came :) . So, from that day on I did the same thing, and when chicks came in to get dressed, undressed, ect in the locker room, I checked em out while I did it. Pretty naughty eh? :Graucho

Ok, what are your stories? Made up ones dont count! They have to be real damnit!

:)

nothing im such a loser..

You just gave me rigamortis in my pants. :)

I used to go to the YMCA and ogle the fat hairy old gay men while jamming the jets in the jacuzzi up my ass...

Afterward I would lie on my back and do a ******* impersonation.

Now THATS sexy.
:Graucho

My first husband told me that I could have a threesome one night when me, him, and his best friend came back from bar one night, but he passed out so me and his best friend got it on with him passed out next to us, now me and his best friend are married! lol


Smurfette

Oh man, are they still best friends?

Damn!!! we have a winner.. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gives meaning to the phrase... yah snooze yah lose...

thats fucked up

above you gentlmen, is the proof that all women are bitches.

That's why the jaccuzzi at the gum is always full, I know now :Graucho :Graucho

cmon! I know you have to have ONE story!

lol I never claimed to be nice!

The funniest part was he was the best man at my wedding so no they are not still friends! lol


Smurfette

giggle;)~

hahahha! good one:)~

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm sooo fuckin hard right now....

YOU ROCK!

Oh yeah thoses jets...When i was about 12 me and my cousin discovered that and made a bet about who would stay on it the longest...lol(we didnt really know why we where doing it i guess but we kept going!)...till my aunt saw us and freaked out.
Then we both got the talk
:Oh crap

:Graucho

Thought the guy agreed and passed out. I would say it was his lost.

AGH! the talk! Im sorry:(

Yeah, since the jacuzzi thing, Ive been adicted to jets:)
Sometimes I do it at the pool now:) God, Im bad!







(wanna play?):Graucho

His loss! :1orglaugh

wow ! thats fucked :1orglaugh

Agreed!

I stuck the water hose down the front of my swim trunks one time when I was 13. That's about the naughtiest watersport tale that I have :winkwink:

ok in a cemetery, in a tree and the limb we were on was hanging over a pond, when some guy started walking towards us we almost fell in the pond. I have a bunch more but it's my bed time.

water is the toungs stiffest competition!

I love my whirlpool tub. I've had many big O's in there!

:1orglaugh

water rocks!


:thumbsup

I fucked my girlfriend in the back of my car, in the parking lot of Kaiser Permanente where she worked, with people driving by. A couple weeks ago I made her cum in the front seat of my car, in the Chipotle parking lot, in broad daylight. I have no idea if anyone saw that, because I was too busy.

And one time I met some crazy online chick in a cemetary in Folsom, at 2 in the morning, and made out with her forever while sitting on someone's tomb stone. That was kinda interesting.

LOL :1orglaugh

Naughty, sexy, and bitchy!:winkwink:

That was kinda freaky and naughty! :thumbsup