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Old 05-21-2004, 03:39 PM   #1
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LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my Last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me,
then I want you to come back here and tell me the Expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.
As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now... what
did She have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:40 PM   #2
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LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my Last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me,
then I want you to come back here and tell me the Expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.
As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now... what
did She have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:43 PM   #3
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:46 PM   #4
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:48 PM   #5
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haha that is really funny bro.
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:51 PM   #6
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Old 05-21-2004, 03:53 PM   #9
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I am sure its based on a true story or they would of never thought of the joke.
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Old 05-21-2004, 04:06 PM   #10
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Old 05-21-2004, 04:16 PM   #11
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:17 AM   #13
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:30 AM   #15
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:32 AM   #16
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:36 AM   #17
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:31 AM   #21
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Old 05-22-2004, 02:34 AM   #22
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Great joke! Now if it were true, the guy would be able to get his money back!

Great joke tho!

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I bet he'd kill her given the chance!
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