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Semi-Retired-Dave 05-21-2004 03:39 PM

This may be old but FUNNY. (Joke)
 
LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my Last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me,
then I want you to come back here and tell me the Expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.
As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now... what
did She have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."

bringer 05-21-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK

Today is my daughter's 18th birthday. I'm so glad that this is my Last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me,
then I want you to come back here and tell me the Expression she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like.
As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now... what
did She have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."

awesome :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

B40 05-21-2004 03:43 PM

hah :1orglaugh

jimmyf 05-21-2004 03:46 PM

never heard it,

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jarrod 05-21-2004 03:48 PM

haha that is really funny bro. :)

TheFrog 05-21-2004 03:51 PM

:1orglaugh

ThePornPusher 05-21-2004 03:52 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

aimeesweet 05-21-2004 03:52 PM

lol

Semi-Retired-Dave 05-21-2004 03:53 PM

I am sure its based on a true story or they would of never thought of the joke.

smokingdawn 05-21-2004 04:06 PM

LOL..that was good

cayne 05-21-2004 04:16 PM

that hurts :)

pure energy 05-22-2004 01:15 AM

Ouch! :1orglaugh

nofx 05-22-2004 01:17 AM

hahahaha never heard this one before:thumbsup

Mr. Marks 05-22-2004 01:20 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aly-Python 05-22-2004 01:30 AM

Great one, Dave! :1orglaugh

EviLGuY 05-22-2004 01:32 AM

LOL.. thats great! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 05-22-2004 01:36 AM

lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Morgan 05-22-2004 02:19 AM

ouch

ocho-ocho 05-22-2004 02:20 AM

cool...:1orglaugh

pimplink 05-22-2004 02:23 AM

You got owned, man!:1orglaugh

reynold 05-22-2004 02:31 AM

Good one! :1orglaugh

JDog 05-22-2004 02:34 AM

Great joke! Now if it were true, the guy would be able to get his money back!

Great joke tho! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jDoG

iDiz 05-22-2004 02:35 AM

hehehe :1orglaugh

kmanrox 05-22-2004 02:39 AM

good one!!

Kicker 05-22-2004 03:08 AM

:1orglaugh

newsdude 05-22-2004 03:12 AM

I bet he'd kill her given the chance! :1orglaugh

pimplink 05-22-2004 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by newsdude
I bet he'd kill her given the chance! :1orglaugh
I don't know why but this guy came to mind :1orglaugh

http://www.peele.net/images/persons/ojsimpson2.jpg

BlueDesignStudios 05-22-2004 03:54 AM

:1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 05-22-2004 10:04 AM

:1orglaugh

TexasGuy 05-22-2004 10:39 AM

:1orglaugh

plyndrty 05-22-2004 10:44 AM

Oh snap:1orglaugh

Thomas1007 05-22-2004 10:47 AM

LOL
excellent
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

riosluts 05-22-2004 10:48 AM

holy ive never heard that one before but damn. that really must suck

NakedBo 05-22-2004 10:49 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

brand0n 05-22-2004 10:50 AM

:1orglaugh

alexg 05-22-2004 10:51 AM

:1orglaugh

nice one


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