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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: On top of my soapbox
Posts: 13,449
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Yo Mama
Its been awhile since I've seen a good yo mama jokes thread.
I'll start Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: On top of my soapbox
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Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: WA
Posts: 6,754
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haha we did a contest way back... wonder where that thread went. I forgot who won.
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 2,036
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: NC
Posts: 8,323
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yo mamma jeans so tight when she got a quarter in her pocket you can read the date.
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I'm Lenny2 Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: On top of my soapbox
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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
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wtf ?
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: GFY
Posts: 11,895
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Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Teh Interweb
Posts: 2,439
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Yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
Posts: 12,745
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Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
Posts: 12,745
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Yo mama's so ugly she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 4,274
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Nice! Keep 'em coming!
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wtf ?
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: GFY
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Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
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wtf ?
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
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wtf ?
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
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Yo mama's so ugly people go out as her for Halloween!
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stc is the greatest
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: rip sean murray
Posts: 12,403
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ur mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
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Desire it and have it!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: www.fuckwithfire.com ICQ 512915
Posts: 30,767
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I'll see what I can find.
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Desire it and have it!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Yo Momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
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We get a lot of them. YoMama is in the top 3 for popularity.
http://dirtyjokes.com/jokes_category.php?cat_id=37
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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Desire it and have it!!!
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Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
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