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Old 05-21-2004, 01:57 PM   #1
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Yo Mama

Its been awhile since I've seen a good yo mama jokes thread.

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Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
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Old 05-21-2004, 02:18 PM   #2
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Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
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Old 05-21-2004, 02:20 PM   #3
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haha we did a contest way back... wonder where that thread went. I forgot who won.
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Old 05-21-2004, 02:20 PM   #4
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

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Old 05-21-2004, 02:21 PM   #5
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yo mamma jeans so tight when she got a quarter in her pocket you can read the date.
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Old 05-21-2004, 09:50 PM   #6
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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
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Old 05-21-2004, 09:52 PM   #7
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Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:01 PM   #8
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Yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu.
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:12 PM   #9
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Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:14 PM   #10
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Yo mama's so ugly she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:18 PM   #11
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:20 PM   #12
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Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:21 PM   #13
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Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:23 PM   #14
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Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:42 PM   #15
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Yo mama's so ugly people go out as her for Halloween!
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:43 PM   #16
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ur mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
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Old 05-23-2004, 02:59 AM   #17
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I'll see what I can find.
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Old 05-23-2004, 03:00 AM   #18
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Old 05-23-2004, 03:02 AM   #19
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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
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Old 05-23-2004, 03:02 AM   #20
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Yo Momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
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Old 05-23-2004, 03:03 AM   #21
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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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Old 05-23-2004, 03:04 AM   #22
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Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
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Old 05-23-2004, 03:09 AM   #23
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Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
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Old 05-23-2004, 03:10 AM   #24
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Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
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Old 05-23-2004, 03:11 AM   #25
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Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
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Old 05-23-2004, 03:11 AM   #26
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Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.
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Old 05-23-2004, 03:13 AM   #27
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We get a lot of them. YoMama is in the top 3 for popularity.

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Old 05-23-2004, 04:07 AM   #29
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