Yo Mama
 

Its been awhile since I've seen a good yo mama jokes thread.

I'll start


Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

haha we did a contest way back... wonder where that thread went. I forgot who won.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

:helpme

yo mamma jeans so tight when she got a quarter in her pocket you can read the date.

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"

Yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so ugly she tried to take a bath but the water jumped out!

Nice! Keep 'em coming! :1orglaugh

Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.

Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.

Yo mama's so ugly people go out as her for Halloween!

ur mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house

I'll see what I can find. :glugglug

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo Momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans

Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.

We get a lot of them. YoMama is in the top 3 for popularity.

http://dirtyjokes.com/jokes_category.php?cat_id=37

Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcom X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!