Ladies in the grocery store - GoFuckYourself.com

Kard63 · 05-20-2004, 11:03 PM

Hey GFY ladies, when complete strangers work their mojo on you at the grocery store what works best

merlin77 · 05-20-2004, 11:05 PM

Enough with all the lines, just be a normal guy! We've heard everything else, how about the truth?

05-20-2004, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by merlin77
Enough with all the lines, just be a normal guy! We've heard everything else, how about the truth?

the truth is rough, try telling people you run a network of pornsites

merlin77 · 05-20-2004, 11:12 PM

That wasn't quite what I meant as an opening line, all I meant was be yourself. Don't try and put on a show.

EviLGuY · 05-20-2004, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
the truth is rough, try telling people you run a network of pornsites

I tell people that and they usually go "Really?" *interested voice*

Rictor · 05-20-2004, 11:21 PM

I usually just snap my fingers and say "Come here bitch." Then I have her pay for my groceries and we go back to my place.

SlickRick · 05-20-2004, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
the truth is rough, try telling people you run a network of pornsites

I agree
I tell new people I meet I am in the internet industry, not exactly a lie..LOL

Illicit · 05-20-2004, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
the truth is rough, try telling people you run a network of pornsites

yeah that doesnt work welll....

05-20-2004, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by SlickRick
I agree
I tell new people I meet I am in the internet industry, not exactly a lie..LOL

aye same here
to guys I tell them I am "affiliated" with porn, they then concider me as a god

to girls I say I make a shitload of money on the net

Mishi · 05-20-2004, 11:32 PM

It's been a loooong time since someone hit on my in a random public environment, but there's one guy I remember in particular. I was at the laundromat, and a good-looking guy came up and essentially said that he'd seen me around town, thought I looked interesting, and would like to get to know me better if that was possible. He gave me his card and invited me to call him.

Unfortunately I was recently married at the time, but if I hadn't been, I would have called him in a heartbeat. No lines, no BS...he just seemed like a cool guy.

For all I know, he just wanted to sell me something, but it was a nice, refreshing approach. That was many, many years ago, but I think I still have his card somewhere...

Keep it simple and honest. My

Vitasoy · 05-20-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by Mishi
It's been a loooong time since someone hit on my in a random public environment, but there's one guy I remember in particular. I was at the laundromat, and a good-looking guy came up and essentially said that he'd seen me around town, thought I looked interesting, and would like to get to know me better if that was possible. He gave me his card and invited me to call him.

Unfortunately I was recently married at the time, but if I hadn't been, I would have called him in a heartbeat. No lines, no BS...he just seemed like a cool guy.

For all I know, he just wanted to sell me something, but it was a nice, refreshing approach. That was many, many years ago, but I think I still have his card somewhere...

Keep it simple and honest. My

good advice, no beating around the bush.

smokingdawn · 05-21-2004, 12:07 AM

Nothing!

punker barbie · 05-21-2004, 12:08 AM

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Originally posted by Kard63
Hey GFY ladies, when complete strangers work their mojo on you at the grocery store what works best

When they ask where to find the roses

B40 · 05-21-2004, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
When they ask where to find the roses

Hmmm...interesting...I'll try asking a girl if she knows where the Trojan Magnums are next time

Kard63 · 05-21-2004, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by punker barbie
When they ask where to find the roses

LMAO, seriously, if someone asked you where to find the roses and came back with a dozen would that make your day or would you think he was a freak and get a restraining order?

Thanks for the info ladys. Guys, your info blew goats.

Elli · 05-21-2004, 12:58 AM

Ask her something, like "how do you tell what fruit is best?" or "You ever wonder if the bargain brands are the same stuff, just in a different package?" Start a conversation. Women love conversation.

Just be natural, no pressure.

punker barbie · 05-21-2004, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by B40
Hmmm...interesting...I'll try asking a girl if she knows where the Trojan Magnums are next time

LOL, best of luck pimp

punker barbie · 05-21-2004, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by Kard63
LMAO, seriously, if someone asked you where to find the roses and came back with a dozen would that make your day or would you think he was a freak and get a restraining order?

Thanks for the info ladys. Guys, your info blew goats.

Seriously if i were at the market and someone asked where the flowers are located and then approached me with some, it would make my week!!!!! a lot of men think that all the hot girls get hit on all the time.... but really in life they dont, i thnk its cause there intimidated .

skinnay · 05-21-2004, 01:08 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor
I usually just snap my fingers and say "Come here bitch." Then I have her pay for my groceries and we go back to my place.

webmaster x · 05-21-2004, 01:59 AM

Gotta hit them hard! (good thing, I'm a guy!)

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	I usually just snap my fingers and say "Come here bitch." Then I have her pay for my groceries and we go back to my place.

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