Ladies in the grocery store
 

Hey GFY ladies, when complete strangers work their mojo on you at the grocery store what works best :Graucho

Enough with all the lines, just be a normal guy! We've heard everything else, how about the truth?

the truth is rough, try telling people you run a network of pornsites :1orglaugh

That wasn't quite what I meant as an opening line, all I meant was be yourself. Don't try and put on a show.

I tell people that and they usually go "Really?" *interested voice*

:Graucho

I usually just snap my fingers and say "Come here bitch." Then I have her pay for my groceries and we go back to my place.

I agree
I tell new people I meet I am in the internet industry, not exactly a lie..LOL

yeah that doesnt work welll....

aye same here
to guys I tell them I am "affiliated" with porn, they then concider me as a god

to girls I say I make a shitload of money on the net :Graucho

It's been a loooong time since someone hit on my in a random public environment, but there's one guy I remember in particular. I was at the laundromat, and a good-looking guy came up and essentially said that he'd seen me around town, thought I looked interesting, and would like to get to know me better if that was possible. He gave me his card and invited me to call him.

Unfortunately I was recently married at the time, but if I hadn't been, I would have called him in a heartbeat. No lines, no BS...he just seemed like a cool guy.

For all I know, he just wanted to sell me something, but it was a nice, refreshing approach. That was many, many years ago, but I think I still have his card somewhere... :Graucho

Keep it simple and honest. My :2 cents:

good advice, no beating around the bush.

Nothing!

When they ask where to find the roses :Graucho

Hmmm...interesting...I'll try asking a girl if she knows where the Trojan Magnums are next time :1orglaugh

LMAO, seriously, if someone asked you where to find the roses and came back with a dozen would that make your day or would you think he was a freak and get a restraining order? :1orglaugh



Thanks for the info ladys. Guys, your info blew goats.

Ask her something, like "how do you tell what fruit is best?" or "You ever wonder if the bargain brands are the same stuff, just in a different package?" Start a conversation. Women love conversation. :) Just be natural, no pressure.

LOL, best of luck pimp :)

Seriously if i were at the market and someone asked where the flowers are located and then approached me with some, it would make my week!!!!! a lot of men think that all the hot girls get hit on all the time.... but really in life they dont, i thnk its cause there intimidated .

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Gotta hit them hard! (good thing, I'm a guy!)