Vaseline Man Arrested... WTF??? - GoFuckYourself.com

psyko514 · 05-19-2004, 10:14 PM

Ok... this is a fucked up story!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0518041motel1.html

MAY 18--Meet Robert Chamberlain. The 44-year-old Virginia man was arrested earlier this month and charged with felony criminal mischief for damaging a Motel 6 room in upstate New York. But Chamberlain, who has spent time on the pipe, wasn't breaking windows or throwing the television off the balcony. He was nabbed for slathering Vaseline on every single thing in Room 205--mattresses, pillows, sheets, furniture, carpeting, blankets, the TV, etc. A motel clerk discovered the damage after Chamberlain checked out and called the Broome County Sheriff's Office. When Deputy Kevin Smith arrived, the greasy m.o. rang a bell--a couple of weeks earlier a room at a nearby Super 8 was also apparently slimed by Chamberlain (though the owner declined at the time to press charges). A check of Room 205's trash turned up 14 empty containers of Vaseline, drug paraphernalia, cocaine residue, and porno magazines, "which also were slathered/smeared with Vaseline," according to a sheriff's report. Shortly after the Motel 6 damage was found on May 9, Chamberlain was arrested at--big surprise here--a nearby Econo Lodge. The arrestee, of course, was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

wtf?

torrey · 05-19-2004, 10:15 PM

Looks sad.

DreamCumTrue · 05-19-2004, 10:15 PM

yup, he's a freak

they found porn in the trash can in the room, also

stevecore · 05-19-2004, 10:16 PM

holy fuck! it's chris elliot!

LOL.. this guy is from my hometown! yeah we're all pervs!

Brat · 05-19-2004, 10:16 PM

posted yesterday

brizzad · 05-19-2004, 10:16 PM

I KNOW THAT NIGGA

NaughtyAlysha · 05-19-2004, 10:16 PM

KMR Stitch · 05-19-2004, 10:17 PM

woah someone needs help

riosluts · 05-19-2004, 10:17 PM

this was posted like 2 days ago on gfy and yeah it is kinda weird. maybe he is some alien that needs vasaline to live. maybe its like oxygen to him

fro n ss · 05-19-2004, 10:17 PM

see it two days ago

<IMX> · 05-19-2004, 10:20 PM

this was posted like 2 days ago on gfy and yeah it is kinda weird. maybe he is some alien that needs vasaline to live. maybe its like oxygen to him

lol

blonde_8420001 · 05-19-2004, 10:56 PM

awww hes soo sad n cute...*cough* freak *cough*, he looks like he needs a hug though, any willing to parttake in the slippery event ??

newsdude · 05-19-2004, 11:04 PM

Looks like he's about to cry!

Vitasoy · 05-19-2004, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by newsdude
Looks like he's about to cry!

Must be pepper spy.

EviLGuY · 05-20-2004, 12:02 AM

Old...wasn't too funny the first few times either.

maxdaname · 05-20-2004, 12:10 AM

The man sure loves his vaseline!

pure energy · 05-20-2004, 12:11 AM

He just loves vaseline so much!

SilverTab · 05-20-2004, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by newsdude
Looks like he's about to cry!

no kidding huh?? He just looks so sad!

Mr. Marks · 05-20-2004, 12:49 AM

Is he going to cry or is he gonna go get you and put vaseline all over you?

Dirty F · 05-20-2004, 01:10 AM

I have a great idea! Lets post it every day.

Oh wait, its already happening.

beemk · 05-20-2004, 01:12 AM

proof that porn corrupts you

FlyingIguana · 05-20-2004, 07:23 AM

big or small, thick or thin, vaseline will put her in

SS396chevelleSS · 05-20-2004, 07:25 AM

Are you trying to tell me youve never covered yourself with vaseline?

sexykitten · 05-20-2004, 08:03 AM

that shit never comes out either! Not matter how hard you scrub with soap and a loofah, it doesn't come off! What's up with that???

VicMartin · 05-20-2004, 08:44 AM

I heard about that on Jimmy Kimmel. What an freak that guy is... vaseline.. HAHA!

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 08:46 AM

Is the world just full of weirdos? Poor guy....

magicmike · 05-20-2004, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VicMartin
I heard about that on Jimmy Kimmel. What an freak that guy is... vaseline.. HAHA!

Yeah I saw him on Kimmel too, he was all covered in the vaseline, 2 hours in the greenroom too.

hahaha

FlyingIguana · 05-20-2004, 08:48 AM

why does this thread keep reminding me of burt reynolds? keep getting mental images

doober · 05-20-2004, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
holy fuck! it's chris elliot!

LOL.. this guy is from my hometown! yeah we're all pervs!

glad im not the only one who saw the resemblance

CE_BigB · 05-20-2004, 08:55 AM

just wonderin....

how the hell do you do coke when your covered in goo?

back to your regularly scheduled BS

BIG B

tony286 · 05-20-2004, 09:04 AM

It's sad he is probably mentally ill.

cayne · 05-20-2004, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by torrey
Looks sad.

Yeah, it's a sad story...they found 4 canister full with vaseline...lol

lazzlo · 05-20-2004, 09:37 AM

My buttons are'nt trendy.

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