BURNING ISSUE FROM ATLANTA.......The "HANS" question... a Fed? ... an Alien?....WTF? - GoFuckYourself.com

sperbonzo · 05-11-2004, 10:14 AM

It is my firm opinion that this so-called "Hans", was either an:

Undercover Federal Agent posing as a mysterious idiot with a German first name, and Dutch middle name, and a Danish last name. Whenever asked what he did....he would just mumble "everything" and then refuse to answer anything else....and then, to add to the riddle, he said that he was Dutch, and big in the business, but didn't know any of the dutch players, and they didn't know him. (He also spent a lot of time taking pictures of big groups of us wearing our badges....)

or,

He was an alien that had been accidentally seperated from his mother ship.

DISCUSS....

SlickCash Sarah · 05-11-2004, 10:15 AM

How about he was...A TOTAL TURD HURDLER....

FrankWhite · 05-11-2004, 10:16 AM

TheFrog · 05-11-2004, 10:18 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
How about he was...A TOTAL TURD HURDLER....

brand0n · 05-11-2004, 10:19 AM

my long lost 2nd cousin

Raven · 05-11-2004, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sperbonzo
It is my firm opinion that this so-called "Hans", was either an:

Undercover Federal Agent posing as a mysterious idiot with a German first name, and Dutch middle name, and a Danish last name. Whenever asked what he did....he would just mumble "everything" and then refuse to answer anything else....and then, to add to the riddle, he said that he was Dutch, and big in the business, but didn't know any of the dutch players, and they didn't know him. (He also spent a lot of time taking pictures of big groups of us wearing our badges....)

or,

He was an alien that had been accidentally seperated from his mother ship.

DISCUSS....

Ok, ok already. I'll vote the way you told me to in Phoenix...

Hi, Michael. How goes it?

sperbonzo · 05-11-2004, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
How about he was...A TOTAL TURD HURDLER....

ok.....that's a start!

Did you talk to that guy at all? (When he wasn't completely and incoherently drunk, that is)

sperbonzo · 05-11-2004, 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by Raven
Ok, ok already. I'll vote the way you told me to in Phoenix...

Hi, Michael. How goes it?

HI RAVEN!!!

Are you guys going to come out for the Miami show?

Phoenix · 05-11-2004, 10:21 AM

i'm still trying to figure out the hans thing

lol

SlickCash Sarah · 05-11-2004, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by sperbonzo
ok.....that's a start!

Did you talk to that guy at all? (When he wasn't completely and incoherently drunk, that is)

Um no...the only words I said to him the whole trip were,"Get that friggin camera outta my face, before I kick you in the nuts with my steeltoe boots on"....

brand0n · 05-11-2004, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Um no...the only words I said to him the whole trip were,"Get that friggin camera outta my face, before I kick you in the nuts with my steeltoe boots on"....

kinda like bothering the shit outta someone on icq but diffrent...

Cory W · 05-11-2004, 10:24 AM

I liked Hans.

He was definitely a little out there and aggressive, but I am a pretty laid back guy, so I didn't much care.

I think most people just thought he was interesting a quite funny!

Joesho · 05-11-2004, 10:25 AM

My guess would be he was a reporter...

1.) he skipped out on a lunch bill
2.) he always appeared to be fucked up.
3.) he never really asked questions of what people did, he just hung out.

more action of a reporter, than of a fed, but you never know with Bush at the helm what al is capable...

bizmak · 05-11-2004, 10:28 AM

OMG Fed?? Is this even posible?

Grinder · 05-11-2004, 10:29 AM

Hans really got on my nerves at first, but then he grew on me like a fungus.

The last night at the "Compound" Brand0n and I got the biggest kick out of watching him "escape" from our private party to mingle and exasperate the local Atlanta clubbers.

BTW, did anyone check out the rest of the "Compound". That place was HUGE. Must have been over 1,000 people in the back two buildings.

sperbonzo · 05-11-2004, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by Joesho
My guess would be he was a reporter...

1.) he skipped out on a lunch bill
2.) he always appeared to be fucked up.
3.) he never really asked questions of what people did, he just hung out.

more action of a reporter, than of a fed, but you never know with Bush at the helm what al is capable...

hmmmm.....decent theory.....

tony286 · 05-11-2004, 10:30 AM

Thats why I think everyone should have to produce id to get into a show. Your right we dont know who the fuck he is and whats the quickest way to get someones guard down. Act goofy and stupid so they dont see you as a threat.

Peaches · 05-11-2004, 10:32 AM

Hans is the father of my next child.

McKracken · 05-11-2004, 10:33 AM

hans bought the fly's Book on how to be a playa

Tofu · 05-11-2004, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by Grinder

BTW, did anyone check out the rest of the "Compound". That place was HUGE. Must have been over 1,000 people in the back two buildings.

Shit! That place was crazy! almost like a med size rave in the back - complete with glowsticks!

fatbaby · 05-11-2004, 10:36 AM

Well.. damn.. I thought I was the father or your next child!

Interesting theories on Hans... the reporter one is the most plausable.... for 4 days of watching him, I NEVER saw him talking ANY type of biz with ANYONE... just hanging around....

Tofu · 05-11-2004, 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by tony404
Thats why I think everyone should have to produce id to get into a show. Your right we dont know who the fuck he is and whats the quickest way to get someones guard down. Act goofy and stupid so they dont see you as a threat.

A very interesting point.

Materialist · 05-11-2004, 10:36 AM

He's a mutt.

Peaches · 05-11-2004, 10:40 AM

You guys are forgetting KK has emails from him from BEFORE the show.

And I'm not sure how ID's would help keep ANYONE out - I have my own company with me as my own employee. This is the first show where I've been representing another company. Ergo, anyone one, even Hans, can start a company (heck, even make one up on the fly) and register

sperbonzo · 05-11-2004, 10:41 AM

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Originally posted by Grinder

The last night at the "Compound" Brand0n and I got the biggest kick out of watching him "escape" from our private party to mingle and exasperate the local Atlanta clubbers.

It was hilarious to watch people just back away from him like he was covered with oozing pores or something!

Cory W · 05-11-2004, 10:48 AM

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Originally posted by Grinder
Hans really got on my nerves at first, but then he grew on me like a fungus.

The last night at the "Compound" Brand0n and I got the biggest kick out of watching him "escape" from our private party to mingle and exasperate the local Atlanta clubbers.

BTW, did anyone check out the rest of the "Compound". That place was HUGE. Must have been over 1,000 people in the back two buildings.

Exactly man. The guy wasn't that bad, at least not enough to bring out anger. He was just having a good time.

The check he walked out on was mine and in his defense, he came back to pay it. Everyone chipped in for him, it did not break anyone's bank at that table, rest assured.

He wasn't a fed. He actually did have accounts and know people. He was just traveling the world best I understood the situation. I am sure the Feds could do better in the way of recruiting a spy.

He didn't get in the way of my business at all. I got more done in Atlanta than in Phoenix truth be told. I met people because of him being such a common bond between people topic-wise.

Sometimes, you gotta just be able to sit back and laugh.

PureCash gives Hans a big Thumbsup!

He can have some of our Krispy Kremes anytime he likes!

Grinder · 05-11-2004, 10:49 AM

I don't see how ID's would help either. The feds use undercover ID's all the time.

I think a system with the intent of screening out law enforcement would be a red-flag and invitation for them to actually send in undercover operators.

And Han's is not a Fed. He didn't ask me any personal or revealing questions. He's just a guy that made a few bucks on his sites and wanted to have some fun. I bought Hans a drink and he drank it, which I don't think undercover cops can do.

I've dealt with the Feds. They showed up on doorstep one morning with a suponea for one of my sites. They took down my driver's license number, the license plate numbrers for all the cars in my driveway, and who knows what else. Hans was not after any personal info.

Cory W · 05-11-2004, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by Grinder
I don't see how ID's would help either. The feds use undercover ID's all the time.

I think a system with the intent of screening out law enforcement would be a red-flag and invitation for them to actually send in undercover operators.

And Han's is not a Fed. He didn't ask me any personal or revealing questions. He's just a guy that made a few bucks on his sites and wanted to have some fun. I bought Hans a drink and he drank it, which I don't think undercover cops can do.

I've dealt with the Feds. They showed up on doorstep one morning with a suponea for one of my sites. They took down my driver's license number, the license plate numbrers for all the cars in my driveway, and who knows what else. Hans was not after any personal info.

Nicely put. By the way, it was nice meeting you in Atlanta.

Jakke PNG · 05-11-2004, 10:51 AM

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Originally posted by McKracken
hans bought the fly's Book on how to be a playa

HAHAAH

Now, that's funny.

sperbonzo · 05-11-2004, 10:52 AM

ok....just so you all know.....

I WASN'T BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS IN POSTING THIS TOPIC!

Grinder · 05-11-2004, 10:55 AM

WEGCashCory, nice to meet you too. Thanks for the Krispy Kreams Friday Night/Saturday Morning.

m00d · 05-11-2004, 10:55 AM

i have one thing to say to the person who started this thread : GET A FUCKING LIFE

laura · 05-11-2004, 10:56 AM

he kept screaming "party time" at me in his accent and i couldnt understand him...

then he asked me if I spoke English LOL

Grinder · 05-11-2004, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by m00d
i have one thing to say to the person who started this thread : GET A FUCKING LIFE

It was only a matter of time before a Hans thread started.

Peaches · 05-11-2004, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by m00d
i have one thing to say to the person who started this thread : GET A FUCKING LIFE

After meeting Michael, I have a strong suspicion this thread was started in fun.

Cory W · 05-11-2004, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by Grinder
WEGCashCory, nice to meet you too. Thanks for the Krispy Kreams Friday Night/Saturday Morning.

Mike AI bought them buddy, Luke and I just guarded them from Billy in the back of the Sexcalade!

dirtysouth · 05-11-2004, 10:59 AM

The Compound was unbeleivable. I talked to some locals and they said that it was actually the owners house. He just decided to convert it into a nightclub. Also did anyone buy any ciggarettes there? I bought a pack of Marlboro lights and they had Russian packaging and stamps, the filters were brown. Weird. Some pics:

sperbonzo · 05-11-2004, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by Grinder
WEGCashCory, nice to meet you too. Thanks for the Krispy Kreams Friday Night/Saturday Morning.

Actually, those Krispy Kreams WERE great!

Unfortunately, after eating them, I apparently went to sleep in one of the chairs in the upper level of the lobby.

By MY perception, I just closed my eyes for a sec, then thought that I must be really tired, and went up to my room, but it turns out that I actually fell asleep for about an hour and that three security guards tried to wake me up.....and had to be bribed away with doughnuts.

EviLGuY · 05-11-2004, 11:01 AM

Hans, a real GFY celeb.

sperbonzo · 05-11-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches
After meeting Michael, I have a strong suspicion this thread was started in fun.

(wow....somebody gets it!) Thanks sweetie!

Grinder · 05-11-2004, 11:06 AM

I think that his quote "He was an alien that had been accidentally seperated from his mother ship" should have been a clue that it was posted in jest. However the alien theory is more probable then a secret agent.

One thing is for sure.... he really does like the ladies!!!

beemk · 05-11-2004, 11:17 AM

i doubt he was a fed or anything, he's probably just someone that doesnt like to make his business public. there are plenty of people that are like that from the board. i dont see how a show would be any different.

Goose · 05-11-2004, 11:18 AM

Hans is our newest member btw... ;)

Basic_man · 05-11-2004, 11:19 AM

Okay, what the fuck are you talking about ?

m00d · 05-11-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by Grinder
It was only a matter of time before a Hans thread started.

Yeah, unfortunately there was one yesterday called Atlanta Idiots posted by AaronM

this is like highschool except more gossip

Hansm · 05-19-2004, 09:24 PM

one lie, if you did ask me i would not take any picture from you. but you didt ask.

Quote:

Originally posted by SlickCash Sarah
Um no...the only words I said to him the whole trip were,"Get that friggin camera outta my face, before I kick you in the nuts with my steeltoe boots on"....

05-11-2004, 10:14 AM	#1
sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	BURNING ISSUE FROM ATLANTA.......The "HANS" question... a Fed? ... an Alien?....WTF? It is my firm opinion that this so-called "Hans", was either an: Undercover Federal Agent posing as a mysterious idiot with a German first name, and Dutch middle name, and a Danish last name. Whenever asked what he did....he would just mumble "everything" and then refuse to answer anything else....and then, to add to the riddle, he said that he was Dutch, and big in the business, but didn't know any of the dutch players, and they didn't know him. (He also spent a lot of time taking pictures of big groups of us wearing our badges....) or, He was an alien that had been accidentally seperated from his mother ship. DISCUSS.... __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

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05-11-2004, 10:15 AM	#2
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05-11-2004, 10:28 AM	#14
bizmak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 10,014	OMG Fed?? Is this even posible?

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Grinder Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Posts: 261	Hans really got on my nerves at first, but then he grew on me like a fungus. The last night at the "Compound" Brand0n and I got the biggest kick out of watching him "escape" from our private party to mingle and exasperate the local Atlanta clubbers. BTW, did anyone check out the rest of the "Compound". That place was HUGE. Must have been over 1,000 people in the back two buildings.

05-11-2004, 10:30 AM	#17
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Thats why I think everyone should have to produce id to get into a show. Your right we dont know who the fuck he is and whats the quickest way to get someones guard down. Act goofy and stupid so they dont see you as a threat.

05-11-2004, 10:32 AM	#18
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Hans is the father of my next child.

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McKracken Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Drunkville Posts: 703	hans bought the fly's Book on how to be a playa

05-11-2004, 10:36 AM	#21
fatbaby Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 486	Well.. damn.. I thought I was the father or your next child! Interesting theories on Hans... the reporter one is the most plausable.... for 4 days of watching him, I NEVER saw him talking ANY type of biz with ANYONE... just hanging around.... __________________

05-11-2004, 10:36 AM	#23
Materialist Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 739	He's a mutt.

05-11-2004, 10:40 AM	#24
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	You guys are forgetting KK has emails from him from BEFORE the show. And I'm not sure how ID's would help keep ANYONE out - I have my own company with me as my own employee. This is the first show where I've been representing another company. Ergo, anyone one, even Hans, can start a company (heck, even make one up on the fly) and register

05-11-2004, 10:49 AM	#27
Grinder Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Posts: 261	I don't see how ID's would help either. The feds use undercover ID's all the time. I think a system with the intent of screening out law enforcement would be a red-flag and invitation for them to actually send in undercover operators. And Han's is not a Fed. He didn't ask me any personal or revealing questions. He's just a guy that made a few bucks on his sites and wanted to have some fun. I bought Hans a drink and he drank it, which I don't think undercover cops can do. I've dealt with the Feds. They showed up on doorstep one morning with a suponea for one of my sites. They took down my driver's license number, the license plate numbrers for all the cars in my driveway, and who knows what else. Hans was not after any personal info.

05-11-2004, 10:52 AM	#30
sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	ok....just so you all know..... I WASN'T BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS IN POSTING THIS TOPIC! __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

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Grinder Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Posts: 261	WEGCashCory, nice to meet you too. Thanks for the Krispy Kreams Friday Night/Saturday Morning.

05-11-2004, 10:55 AM	#32
m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	i have one thing to say to the person who started this thread : GET A FUCKING LIFE

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laura Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Digital Nomad, but based in New England Posts: 945	he kept screaming "party time" at me in his accent and i couldnt understand him... then he asked me if I spoke English LOL

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EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Hans, a real GFY celeb.

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Grinder Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Posts: 261	I think that his quote "He was an alien that had been accidentally seperated from his mother ship" should have been a clue that it was posted in jest. However the alien theory is more probable then a secret agent. One thing is for sure.... he really does like the ladies!!!

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beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	i doubt he was a fed or anything, he's probably just someone that doesnt like to make his business public. there are plenty of people that are like that from the board. i dont see how a show would be any different. __________________ I host with Vacares

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