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March 1st, 2003
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Burrito Kid Video - And Skateboard Video Amazing people don't know basic defense.
I love how people in this world don't prepare themselves when danger approaches.
I love how the burrito kid after being hit in the face with the burrito walks over and just pops that guy in the jaw, the other guy sees him coming and does not take a defensive posture at all. The burrito kid even has time to start taking his backpack off I had a confrontation yesterday with some high school boys..and I use the term "boys" loosely as one of them was about a foot taller than me and fairly athletic. Anyway as I was going back to my vehicle one of them started to come up behind me fists clenched talking about how he was ready to go. First thing I did, nasty little trick I learned...was slide my keys so they stick out between my fingers...you get popped in the jaw and there's going to be some serious damage. Here there were three against one and I was going to take out who I could before they all got on top of me. Anyway I took up a defensive posture, the kid was clearly confrontational and I knew shit could go down at any moment and I wasn't going to be hit first so I just told him straight up..."Take one step closer and you're going to get knocked the fuck out," and I was prepared to do just that..this was all happening in split seconds and my next move was to swing. He mouthed off something about I better not be there 15 minutes later and took off with his friends. What's my point? Wake the fuck up. Quit being a victim and take notice of your surroundings. If you're in what could very well be a dangerous situation...like some punk wielding a skateboard...don't wait for him to smack you upside the head with it. Either get the fuck out or take him out. |
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yeah dom't wait.. knock them out! |
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![]() You gotta pull the first punch to intimidate the others... |
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What is the name of that book you read.
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I love to racism, bro!
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I do the key thing. Here's another - facing off, turn 90 degrees to your right as if leaving, pivot around another 90 degrees HARD and hit 'em in the nose with your elbow. End of conversation.
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March 1st, 2003
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Thinking about getting back into it for a refresher and health reasons. One reason I got out of it was because during a throw the guy throwing me landed on my arm as I was going through the air and it popped my shoulder out. After that I tried to rehab it etc, but I could never do roll outs etc without it totally fucking my shoulder up and causing all kinds of pain. |
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Kids these days should learn how to defend themselves.
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that burrito video owned. I think I'll watch it again
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