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Hawkeye · 05-13-2004, 09:20 PM

I used to think that strip clubs were just big wastes of money where you go to ogle the women and walk out with an empty wallet and a third leg.

But then I hit this strip club in a not-so-nice part of town. Not really a bad area, just an industrial area where only mexicans and ******s live.

I got a VIP dance from one of the girls, and she got completely naked and let me suck her tits, grab her ass, and she rubbed my cock and grinded me until I came in my pants.

All other clubs I had been to before had strict no-touching rules, so this was a pleasant surprise.

I went back the next week and got another VIP dance from the same girl, and she remembered me. Only this time, after the first dance in our 3-song set, she unzipped my pants and gave me a blowjob. I tipped her an extra $40 for that.

This was all about 6 months ago. Since then, I've been to a bunch of different strip clubs and come to find out that most of the girls will either fuck you or suck you in the VIP room for just a little extra tip...sometimes for no extra tip at all if you're a regular.

It's like a whole different world. Where the strippers used to be unobtainable hotties, they're now just hookers displaying their meat before I decide which one I want to fuck.

extreme · 05-13-2004, 09:25 PM

this must have been how einstein felt when he discovered e=mc2

dirtyone · 05-13-2004, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
I used to think that strip clubs were just big wastes of money where you go to ogle the women and walk out with an empty wallet and a third leg.

But then I hit this strip club in a not-so-nice part of town. Not really a bad area, just an industrial area where only mexicans and ******s live.

I got a VIP dance from one of the girls, and she got completely naked and let me suck her tits, grab her ass, and she rubbed my cock and grinded me until I came in my pants.

All other clubs I had been to before had strict no-touching rules, so this was a pleasant surprise.

I went back the next week and got another VIP dance from the same girl, and she remembered me. Only this time, after the first dance in our 3-song set, she unzipped my pants and gave me a blowjob. I tipped her an extra $40 for that.

This was all about 6 months ago. Since then, I've been to a bunch of different strip clubs and come to find out that most of the girls will either fuck you or suck you in the VIP room for just a little extra tip...sometimes for no extra tip at all if you're a regular.

It's like a whole different world. Where the strippers used to be unobtainable hotties, they're now just hookers displaying their meat before I decide which one I want to fuck.

Congradulations on your first orgasm... hope you didn't stain your pants.

Mr Cheeks · 05-13-2004, 09:33 PM

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Originally posted by Hawkeye
I used to think that strip clubs were just big wastes of money where you go to ogle the women and walk out with an empty wallet and a third leg.

But then I hit this strip club in a not-so-nice part of town. Not really a bad area, just an industrial area where only mexicans and ******s live.

I got a VIP dance from one of the girls, and she got completely naked and let me suck her tits, grab her ass, and she rubbed my cock and grinded me until I came in my pants.

All other clubs I had been to before had strict no-touching rules, so this was a pleasant surprise.

I went back the next week and got another VIP dance from the same girl, and she remembered me. Only this time, after the first dance in our 3-song set, she unzipped my pants and gave me a blowjob. I tipped her an extra $40 for that.

This was all about 6 months ago. Since then, I've been to a bunch of different strip clubs and come to find out that most of the girls will either fuck you or suck you in the VIP room for just a little extra tip...sometimes for no extra tip at all if you're a regular.

It's like a whole different world. Where the strippers used to be unobtainable hotties, they're now just hookers displaying their meat before I decide which one I want to fuck.

hey maybe you should come hang out in my "******" hood.. we have clinics to teach loosers such as yourself "how to get pussy withtou paying for it..!"

newsdude · 05-13-2004, 09:40 PM

Its nice to know that you still learn a little each day!

Pipecrew · 05-13-2004, 09:43 PM

Almost every strip club i've ever been to in Canada and America are like that.

abyss_al · 05-13-2004, 09:44 PM

you play online games?
surious, there's someone i know with your same name - wanted to know if it was you.

Hawkeye · 05-13-2004, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by alchemist
hey maybe you should come hang out in my "******" hood.. we have clinics to teach loosers such as yourself "how to get pussy withtou paying for it..!"

I don't need a clinic for that...I do okay on my own.

But strip clubs are a nice diversion.

An extra $150 or so every week is nothing.

SleazyDream · 05-13-2004, 09:47 PM

strip clubs in cancun ARE brothels

riosluts · 05-13-2004, 09:47 PM

i woudlnt be surprised if u could so easily catch some diesese like that. how many guys do u think a stripper gives head to in one month

Sappy · 05-13-2004, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by riosluts
i woudlnt be surprised if u could so easily catch some diesese like that. how many guys do u think a stripper gives head to in one month

My thoughts exactly. They're damaged goods man, it's probably best to stay away.

AMADude · 05-13-2004, 10:09 PM

tical · 05-13-2004, 10:09 PM

shady strip clubs rock

i went into my first strip club in sf when i was 15, i didnt even get carded at the door

got a free lapdance cuz i had a 'baby face'

99% of the strippers there would do anything you want for at least 100 bucks and they are pretty damn open about it

the owners have got to be paying someone off to not get fucked with

Trixie Racer · 05-13-2004, 10:28 PM

Most clubs are not like that. Certain cities (Houston, San Francisco, Tampa) are well known for the "extras" availablle. If you want to get a good example of what kind of contact can be expected allowed, go to www.stripclublist.com

BV · 05-13-2004, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by extreme
this must have been how einstein felt when he discovered e=mc2

lol

Kard63 · 05-13-2004, 10:44 PM

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Originally posted by alchemist
hey maybe you should come hang out in my "******" hood.. we have clinics to teach loosers such as yourself "how to get pussy withtou paying for it..!"

LMFAO yea it was a good story ruined because the author is a racist fool.

hudson · 05-13-2004, 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by extreme
this must have been how einstein felt when he discovered e=mc2

oh wow...

hudson · 05-13-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Most clubs are not like that. Certain cities (Houston, San Francisco, Tampa) are well known for the "extras" availablle. If you want to get a good example of what kind of contact can be expected allowed, go to www.stripclublist.com

ahhh SF ;-)

nasty city!

webmaster x · 05-13-2004, 10:56 PM

Either way, strip clubs is purely for entertainment only.

TheFrog · 05-13-2004, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by extreme
this must have been how einstein felt when he discovered e=mc2

hudson · 05-13-2004, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by webmaster x
Either way, strip clubs is purely for entertainment only.

true true...

pure energy · 05-13-2004, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by webmaster x
Either way, strip clubs is purely for entertainment only.

Exactly!

Drunken Sam · 05-18-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by extreme
this must have been how einstein felt when he discovered e=mc2

HAPPYPEEKERS · 05-18-2004, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by Sappy
My thoughts exactly. They're damaged goods man, it's probably best to stay away.

i agree :-)

EviLGuY · 05-18-2004, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by extreme
this must have been how einstein felt when he discovered e=mc2

Rofl...

PrivateIvy · 05-18-2004, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Hawkeye
But then I hit this strip club in a not-so-nice part of town. Not really a bad area, just an industrial area where only mexicans and ******s live.

Why is it that that's the only part of his post that stuck with me

Are you from South Alabama and is this 1961 ?

Ivy

beemk · 05-18-2004, 05:25 PM

you came in your pants from a girl just rubbing on you? are you a virgin?

Mutt · 05-18-2004, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by extreme
this must have been how einstein felt when he discovered e=mc2

easily the best post of the month, maybe the year here.

doober · 05-18-2004, 05:29 PM

hmmmmm, that sounds like all the strip clubs here in montreal

PrivateIvy · 05-18-2004, 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
you came in your pants from a girl just rubbing on you? are you a virgin?

my thoughts exactly ...when I reread the post

Ivy

dougeetx · 05-18-2004, 05:33 PM

******s??? I got your ****** fuckwad!! You're so fucking lame to actually post that you have NO SELF CONTROL and you bust a nut on a dancer from friction! I bet you are one of those peeps that Ludacris talks about being on the back of milk cartons for being a 1 MINUTE MAN! FUCK OFF!!

marcu5 · 05-18-2004, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
I used to think that strip clubs were just big wastes of money where you go to ogle the women and walk out with an empty wallet and a third leg.

But then I hit this strip club in a not-so-nice part of town. Not really a bad area, just an industrial area where only mexicans and ******s live.

I got a VIP dance from one of the girls, and she got completely naked and let me suck her tits, grab her ass, and she rubbed my cock and grinded me until I came in my pants.

All other clubs I had been to before had strict no-touching rules, so this was a pleasant surprise.

I went back the next week and got another VIP dance from the same girl, and she remembered me. Only this time, after the first dance in our 3-song set, she unzipped my pants and gave me a blowjob. I tipped her an extra $40 for that.

This was all about 6 months ago. Since then, I've been to a bunch of different strip clubs and come to find out that most of the girls will either fuck you or suck you in the VIP room for just a little extra tip...sometimes for no extra tip at all if you're a regular.

It's like a whole different world. Where the strippers used to be unobtainable hotties, they're now just hookers displaying their meat before I decide which one I want to fuck.

I also live in Los Angeles, ICQ me the strip club!

SureFire · 05-18-2004, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by PrivateIvy
Why is it that that's the only part of his post that stuck with me

Are you from South Alabama and is this 1961 ?

Ivy

Don't know where you live but every city and town has a good neighborhood and a bad one.

I know two soccer moms who travel to "the bad side" for their jobs. Funny their husbands don't mind. Guess they like the tax free money

Feel sorry for the racist poster since he is just being used, and is really stupid not to wonder how many times that women sucks a dick in a hour to other stupid fools.

adultentertainment · 05-18-2004, 06:44 PM

that don't go down in my club...must not be greasin' the right pockets...we make most of our $ off the drinks.

Living For Today · 05-18-2004, 06:50 PM

Cumming in my pants and then walking out would really annoy me.

Hawkeye · 05-18-2004, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by Kard63
LMFAO yea it was a good story ruined because the author is a racist fool.

The average African American is not a ******.

In context, it's not a racist word, it's just a reflection of the way certain people behave and live.

PS: I always cover my stump, so I'm not worried about disease. Plus, I've started an out-of-the-club mutually beneficial relationship with one of the hos, which is reducing my exposure.

Hawkeye · 05-18-2004, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
you came in your pants from a girl just rubbing on you? are you a virgin?

I'd rather cum with a handful/mouthful of boobs and a hot stripper on my lap than cum while holding my own dick.

I can control it if I want, but I'd rather get the most for my money.

Besides, these days I'm with regulars who blow me, so the cum in the pants is only the occasional audition.

reynold · 05-18-2004, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
I'd rather cum with a handful/mouthful of boobs and a hot stripper on my lap than cum while holding my own dick.

I can control it if I want, but I'd rather get the most for my money.

Besides, these days I'm with regulars who blow me, so the cum in the pants is only the occasional audition.

It sounds like you're proud of it too!

dig420 · 05-18-2004, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
The average African American is not a ******.

In context, it's not a racist word, it's just a reflection of the way certain people behave and live.

PS: I always cover my stump, so I'm not worried about disease. Plus, I've started an out-of-the-club mutually beneficial relationship with one of the hos, which is reducing my exposure.

why do you need to wear a raincoat if you never make it into the rain?

cumming in your pants can't give you a disease except for crotchrot lol

cherrylula · 05-18-2004, 07:18 PM

eww guys who jizz on themself hahahaha great niche

You actually dry fucked a stripper?

Don't you know any real chicks to get off with?

I would never associate with a guy who actually nuts himself in his pants OMG hahahahaha that is fucking pathetic.

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