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Originally posted by Hawkeye
I used to think that strip clubs were just big wastes of money where you go to ogle the women and walk out with an empty wallet and a third leg.
But then I hit this strip club in a not-so-nice part of town. Not really a bad area, just an industrial area where only mexicans and ******s live.
I got a VIP dance from one of the girls, and she got completely naked and let me suck her tits, grab her ass, and she rubbed my cock and grinded me until I came in my pants.
All other clubs I had been to before had strict no-touching rules, so this was a pleasant surprise.
I went back the next week and got another VIP dance from the same girl, and she remembered me. Only this time, after the first dance in our 3-song set, she unzipped my pants and gave me a blowjob. I tipped her an extra $40 for that.
This was all about 6 months ago. Since then, I've been to a bunch of different strip clubs and come to find out that most of the girls will either fuck you or suck you in the VIP room for just a little extra tip...sometimes for no extra tip at all if you're a regular.
It's like a whole different world. Where the strippers used to be unobtainable hotties, they're now just hookers displaying their meat before I decide which one I want to fuck.
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hey maybe you should come hang out in my "******" hood.. we have clinics to teach loosers such as yourself "how to get pussy withtou paying for it..!"