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Old 05-18-2004, 02:35 PM   #1
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Mugshot of the Vaseline Man



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BINGHAMTON, N.Y.
A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used.
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:36 PM   #2
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:39 PM   #3
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haha, now that made me laugh my ass off
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:39 PM   #4
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:41 PM   #5
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:49 PM   #6
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He looks pretty "slick"
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:52 PM   #7
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motels dont allow that?
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:54 PM   #8
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lol that would take a lot of Vaseline
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:55 PM   #9
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For being previously coated in vaseline he doesnt look greesy.
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:56 PM   #10
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He must have very soft skin
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:57 PM   #11
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LOL...wonder if vaseline offers him a long term deal
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:58 PM   #12
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what goes through peoples heads when they do shit like that.
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:58 PM   #13
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the shot on the left looks like hes thinkin 'aw shux, caught again!'
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:58 PM   #14
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It's still better than gettin the 'murder room'
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:58 PM   #15
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hahaha, thats awsome!
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:59 PM   #16
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at night - vaseline man
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:00 PM   #17
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:01 PM   #18
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:04 PM   #19
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Well if he gets convicted and sent to prison, look on the bright side, at least he will be ready for cavity searches and a little night time festivities with Bubba and Leroy.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:07 PM   #20
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BINGHAMTON, N.Y.
A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used.
Thats crazy.. my mental picture of him looked something like that.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:11 PM   #21
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Don't laugh but this guy is your average bread-n-butter online porn consumer. This is the guy that approves prechecked cross sales. This is the guy that buys 10 memberships a month and forgets to cancel the rebill. Make fun of him all you want but it is sex addicts like him that pay your bills.

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Old 05-18-2004, 03:13 PM   #22
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I don't know about anyone else, but I want pics of what he was doing in the room! lol
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:19 PM   #23
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hahaha, no shit. he'll be popular if he ends up in the pokey.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:21 PM   #24
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ummm what the hell is wrong with some people. seriosuly and why vasaline, why not chocolate or something that you can eat at least
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:28 PM   #25
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hahaha, no shit. he'll be popular if he ends up in the pokey.
none of you got the multiple anal sex innuendoes, i'm disappointed.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:30 PM   #26
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:35 PM   #27
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I sure feel sorry for this guy. He is a dumbass for sure, but to be branded nationwide, hell WORLDWIDE, as a coke head vaseline pervert is a sorry result from a single minor felony charge of criminal mischief. Poor bastard.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:39 PM   #28
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I saw it on the news and laugh like heck and laughing like heck now
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