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scoreman 05-18-2004 02:35 PM

Mugshot of the Vaseline Man
 
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...8041motel1.jpg

hotten link

For those who missed it:

BINGHAMTON, N.Y.
A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used.

eroswebmaster 05-18-2004 02:36 PM

lol

nathan_f 05-18-2004 02:39 PM

haha, now that made me laugh my ass off :thumbsup

jhauser 05-18-2004 02:39 PM

The Lube man!

DreamCumTrue 05-18-2004 02:41 PM

ahahahahahaa

NickPapageorgio 05-18-2004 02:49 PM

He looks pretty "slick"

tbabe 05-18-2004 02:52 PM

motels dont allow that?

insanesurfer 05-18-2004 02:54 PM

lol that would take a lot of Vaseline

freeadultcontent 05-18-2004 02:55 PM

For being previously coated in vaseline he doesnt look greesy.

PatrickKing 05-18-2004 02:56 PM

He must have very soft skin:1orglaugh

smokingdawn 05-18-2004 02:57 PM

LOL...wonder if vaseline offers him a long term deal

plyndrty 05-18-2004 02:58 PM

what goes through peoples heads when they do shit like that.:eek7 :Hollering

Triple 6 05-18-2004 02:58 PM

the shot on the left looks like hes thinkin 'aw shux, caught again!'

Jedimaster 05-18-2004 02:58 PM

It's still better than gettin the 'murder room'

stev0 05-18-2004 02:58 PM

hahaha, thats awsome!

NinjaSteve 05-18-2004 02:59 PM

at night - vaseline man
during the day - jiffy lube man

JamesK 05-18-2004 03:00 PM

what a dumbass :1orglaugh

fro n ss 05-18-2004 03:01 PM

lmao

scoreman 05-18-2004 03:04 PM

Well if he gets convicted and sent to prison, look on the bright side, at least he will be ready for cavity searches and a little night time festivities with Bubba and Leroy.

EviLGuY 05-18-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scoreman
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphic...8041motel1.jpg

hotten link

For those who missed it:

BINGHAMTON, N.Y.
A man is accused of applying Vaseline petroleum jelly to every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week, the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff. Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels -- and everything else in the room.

Police found 14 empty Vaseline containers and numerous pornographic magazines in the room's trash can.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel. The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used.

Thats crazy.. my mental picture of him looked something like that. :1orglaugh

Giorgio_Xo 05-18-2004 03:11 PM

Don't laugh but this guy is your average bread-n-butter online porn consumer. This is the guy that approves prechecked cross sales. This is the guy that buys 10 memberships a month and forgets to cancel the rebill. Make fun of him all you want but it is sex addicts like him that pay your bills.

:)

MandyBlake 05-18-2004 03:13 PM

I don't know about anyone else, but I want pics of what he was doing in the room! lol

CrazyNakedChick 05-18-2004 03:19 PM

hahaha, no shit. he'll be popular if he ends up in the pokey.

riosluts 05-18-2004 03:21 PM

ummm what the hell is wrong with some people. seriosuly and why vasaline, why not chocolate or something that you can eat at least

CrazyNakedChick 05-18-2004 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
hahaha, no shit. he'll be popular if he ends up in the pokey.
none of you got the multiple anal sex innuendoes, i'm disappointed.

Jman 05-18-2004 03:30 PM

LMAO Long live V Man

scoreman 05-18-2004 03:35 PM

I sure feel sorry for this guy. He is a dumbass for sure, but to be branded nationwide, hell WORLDWIDE, as a coke head vaseline pervert is a sorry result from a single minor felony charge of criminal mischief. Poor bastard.

jimmyf 05-18-2004 03:39 PM

I saw it on the news and laugh like heck and laughing like heck now


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