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Old 04-16-2004, 03:37 PM   #1
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I'm going to be a millionaire!

Called into "Love Lines" last night to ask if Adam Carolla would sponser my new domain.

LaminatedPorn.com

The concept is simple. I'll sell laminated porn. When I was in the Marines, me and my friends used to do a poor man lamination of our porn while we were on ship, we would use scoch tape and cover every inch of it - we could use it in the shower over and over. I heard Adam talking about "laminated porn" one night so I decided to make it a business and ask him for an endorsment. His exact quote:

"I will be your celebrity mouthpiece."

Any thoughts?
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:40 PM   #2
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laminated porn you say?
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:42 PM   #3
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did dr drew call u a moron?
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:43 PM   #4
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:43 PM   #5
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:44 PM   #6
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:44 PM   #7
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taking porn in the shower? thats one thing i've never contemplated
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:45 PM   #8
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taking porn in the shower? thats one thing i've never contemplated
that's for sure
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:49 PM   #9
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:49 PM   #10
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Old 04-16-2004, 03:50 PM   #11
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go ahead and steal the idea....I got the name.
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Old 04-16-2004, 05:08 PM   #12
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I know a guy that does the same thing... laminates small pics and takes them everywhere he goes. Kind of sick really, but he claims he can keep nutting on it and just has to rinse it off. Good idea if your into that sort of thing.
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Old 04-16-2004, 05:11 PM   #13
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Old 04-16-2004, 05:12 PM   #14
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Called into "Love Lines" last night to ask if Adam Carolla would sponser my new domain.

LaminatedPorn.com

The concept is simple. I'll sell laminated porn. When I was in the Marines, me and my friends used to do a poor man lamination of our porn while we were on ship, we would use scoch tape and cover every inch of it - we could use it in the shower over and over. I heard Adam talking about "laminated porn" one night so I decided to make it a business and ask him for an endorsment. His exact quote:

"I will be your celebrity mouthpiece."

Any thoughts?
intersting, i have a cousin who is married and her hubby is the army. she is always asking me for porn and stuff. she states that they are in lack of good material........

i think go for it, especially if you *claim* to have Adam Carolla.
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Old 04-16-2004, 05:16 PM   #15
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Old 04-16-2004, 05:25 PM   #16
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Old 04-16-2004, 08:02 PM   #17
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Old 04-16-2004, 08:11 PM   #18
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Old 04-16-2004, 08:13 PM   #19
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Old 04-16-2004, 08:20 PM   #20
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:21 PM   #21
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:23 PM   #22
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Old 05-16-2004, 05:24 PM   #23
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If only you invented lamination, then you'd certainly be rich.

Are you going to cross-sell sanitising products?

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Old 05-16-2004, 05:50 PM   #24
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Called into "Love Lines" last night to ask if Adam Carolla would sponser my new domain.

LaminatedPorn.com

The concept is simple. I'll sell laminated porn. When I was in the Marines, me and my friends used to do a poor man lamination of our porn while we were on ship, we would use scoch tape and cover every inch of it - we could use it in the shower over and over. I heard Adam talking about "laminated porn" one night so I decided to make it a business and ask him for an endorsment. His exact quote:

"I will be your celebrity mouthpiece."

Any thoughts?
Thats a decent idea actually.. hows it sell?
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Old 05-16-2004, 06:08 PM   #25
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Old 05-16-2004, 06:11 PM   #26
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you ummm,.... might want to get a site up before you think about becoming a millionaire.

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Old 05-16-2004, 06:45 PM   #27
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That's a great idea, I think.
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Old 05-16-2004, 08:14 PM   #28
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Old 05-16-2004, 08:24 PM   #29
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Old 05-16-2004, 08:25 PM   #30
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Called into "Love Lines" last night to ask if Adam Carolla would sponser my new domain.

LaminatedPorn.com

The concept is simple. I'll sell laminated porn. When I was in the Marines, me and my friends used to do a poor man lamination of our porn while we were on ship, we would use scoch tape and cover every inch of it - we could use it in the shower over and over. I heard Adam talking about "laminated porn" one night so I decided to make it a business and ask him for an endorsment. His exact quote:

"I will be your celebrity mouthpiece."

Any thoughts?
have u got a laminating machine?
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Old 05-16-2004, 08:26 PM   #31
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Old 05-16-2004, 08:27 PM   #32
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Called into "Love Lines" last night to ask if Adam Carolla would sponser my new domain.

LaminatedPorn.com

The concept is simple. I'll sell laminated porn. When I was in the Marines, me and my friends used to do a poor man lamination of our porn while we were on ship, we would use scoch tape and cover every inch of it - we could use it in the shower over and over. I heard Adam talking about "laminated porn" one night so I decided to make it a business and ask him for an endorsment. His exact quote:

"I will be your celebrity mouthpiece."

Any thoughts?
well, well, well
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Why not go all the way and get with the makers of fleshlight. You attach the fleshlight to the back of a hole cut out in your laminated pr0n and....
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Old 05-16-2004, 11:21 PM   #35
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You should act fast on that one. Somebody might be have stolen your idea already!
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They can trade it in the army much like prisoners trade cigarettes for stuff.
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Old 05-17-2004, 12:08 PM   #41
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Old 05-17-2004, 01:17 PM   #42
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