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  • creme
    Registered User
    • Feb 2004
    • 4

    #1

    I'm going to be a millionaire!

    Called into "Love Lines" last night to ask if Adam Carolla would sponser my new domain.

    LaminatedPorn.com

    The concept is simple. I'll sell laminated porn. When I was in the Marines, me and my friends used to do a poor man lamination of our porn while we were on ship, we would use scoch tape and cover every inch of it - we could use it in the shower over and over. I heard Adam talking about "laminated porn" one night so I decided to make it a business and ask him for an endorsment. His exact quote:

    "I will be your celebrity mouthpiece."

    Any thoughts?
  • sweet7
    Confirmed User
    • May 2003
    • 1792

    #2
    laminated porn you say?
    ICQ: 282814268

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    • wdsguy
      Ryde or Die
      • Dec 2002
      • 19568

      #3
      did dr drew call u a moron?

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      • Chris
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2003
        • 27880

        #4
        thnx for the idea
        [email protected]

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        • candyflip
          Carpe Visio
          • Jul 2002
          • 43069

          #5
          If you think there's a market for it, why the fuck not?

          Spend you some brain.
          Email Me

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          • The Click
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2003
            • 1685

            #6
            If you need "Material" to use ICQ me.


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            • detoxed
              vip member
              • Jan 2003
              • 17798

              #7
              taking porn in the shower? thats one thing i've never contemplated

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              • Gheenz
                Here's Your Sign
                • Oct 2003
                • 2410

                #8
                Originally posted by detoxed
                taking porn in the shower? thats one thing i've never contemplated
                that's for sure
                Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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                • SilverTab
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 5060

                  #9
                  shower-porn.com still available
                  mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                  but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                  • cool1
                    sex is good
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 24939

                    #10
                    That a good idea

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                    • creme
                      Registered User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 4

                      #11
                      go ahead and steal the idea....I got the name.

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                      • DWB
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2003
                        • 31779

                        #12
                        I know a guy that does the same thing... laminates small pics and takes them everywhere he goes. Kind of sick really, but he claims he can keep nutting on it and just has to rinse it off. Good idea if your into that sort of thing.

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                        • Webasic
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 1889

                          #13
                          good luck

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                          • punker barbie
                            Meow Meow!!!
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 10232

                            #14
                            Originally posted by creme
                            Called into "Love Lines" last night to ask if Adam Carolla would sponser my new domain.

                            LaminatedPorn.com

                            The concept is simple. I'll sell laminated porn. When I was in the Marines, me and my friends used to do a poor man lamination of our porn while we were on ship, we would use scoch tape and cover every inch of it - we could use it in the shower over and over. I heard Adam talking about "laminated porn" one night so I decided to make it a business and ask him for an endorsment. His exact quote:

                            "I will be your celebrity mouthpiece."

                            Any thoughts?
                            intersting, i have a cousin who is married and her hubby is the army. she is always asking me for porn and stuff. she states that they are in lack of good material........

                            i think go for it, especially if you *claim* to have Adam Carolla.
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                            • bufferover
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 25210

                              #15
                              Good for you creme but don't forget to share some bucks

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                              • KMR Stitch
                                I am cool
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 14494

                                #16
                                I wouldn't use GODADDY...

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                                • xNetworx
                                  So Fucking What
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 14445

                                  #17
                                  Laminated Porn? Million Dollars? Yeah... OK

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                                  • myjah
                                    Back in the harbor
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 11482

                                    #18
                                    yeah, my thouhts are that you should get a patent before telling anyone your ideas
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                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                      best designer on GFY
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 30307

                                      #19
                                      Tool.

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                                      • Magg
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 4467

                                        #20
                                        creme - looking for a partner?

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                                        • TimeStamp
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 320

                                          #21
                                          it never happend
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                                          • DreamCumTrue
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 2985

                                            #22
                                            thats a great idea

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                                            • Nysus
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 7817

                                              #23
                                              If only you invented lamination, then you'd certainly be rich.

                                              Are you going to cross-sell sanitising products?

                                              Cheers,
                                              Matt
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                                              • EviLGuY
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 12745

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by creme
                                                Called into "Love Lines" last night to ask if Adam Carolla would sponser my new domain.

                                                LaminatedPorn.com

                                                The concept is simple. I'll sell laminated porn. When I was in the Marines, me and my friends used to do a poor man lamination of our porn while we were on ship, we would use scoch tape and cover every inch of it - we could use it in the shower over and over. I heard Adam talking about "laminated porn" one night so I decided to make it a business and ask him for an endorsment. His exact quote:

                                                "I will be your celebrity mouthpiece."

                                                Any thoughts?
                                                Thats a decent idea actually.. hows it sell?

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                                                • reynold
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 51271

                                                  #25
                                                  Good luck on this!

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                                                  • Fletch XXX
                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 60840

                                                    #26
                                                    you ummm,.... might want to get a site up before you think about becoming a millionaire.

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                                                    • webmaster x
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 4400

                                                      #27
                                                      That's a great idea, I think.
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                                                      • emthree
                                                        Dialer Kingpin
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 10816

                                                        #28
                                                        I think I heard them laughing at you when you got off the line

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                                                        • Oncle_Benny
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                          • 1595

                                                          #29
                                                          good luck

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                                                          • to_long
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • May 2004
                                                            • 42

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by creme
                                                            Called into "Love Lines" last night to ask if Adam Carolla would sponser my new domain.

                                                            LaminatedPorn.com

                                                            The concept is simple. I'll sell laminated porn. When I was in the Marines, me and my friends used to do a poor man lamination of our porn while we were on ship, we would use scoch tape and cover every inch of it - we could use it in the shower over and over. I heard Adam talking about "laminated porn" one night so I decided to make it a business and ask him for an endorsment. His exact quote:

                                                            "I will be your celebrity mouthpiece."

                                                            Any thoughts?
                                                            have u got a laminating machine?

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                                                            • herbal logic
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 1172

                                                              #31
                                                              nice job giving the idea away

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                                                              • count blingula
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 961

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by creme
                                                                Called into "Love Lines" last night to ask if Adam Carolla would sponser my new domain.

                                                                LaminatedPorn.com

                                                                The concept is simple. I'll sell laminated porn. When I was in the Marines, me and my friends used to do a poor man lamination of our porn while we were on ship, we would use scoch tape and cover every inch of it - we could use it in the shower over and over. I heard Adam talking about "laminated porn" one night so I decided to make it a business and ask him for an endorsment. His exact quote:

                                                                "I will be your celebrity mouthpiece."

                                                                Any thoughts?
                                                                well, well, well
                                                                if you arent promoting http://www.10dollarcash.com you are a fuckin moron

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                                                                • Maximillion
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 795

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Nysus
                                                                  If only you invented lamination, then you'd certainly be rich.

                                                                  Are you going to cross-sell sanitising products?

                                                                  Cheers,
                                                                  Matt

                                                                  Only $600 bucks for this premium domain: email maximillion76 -at- gmail
                                                                  (Not to be confused with Topbucks' "AllGayRealityPass.com")

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                                                                  • NickPapageorgio
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2004
                                                                    • 8323

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Why not go all the way and get with the makers of fleshlight. You attach the fleshlight to the back of a hole cut out in your laminated pr0n and....

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                                                                    • newsdude
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 1969

                                                                      #35
                                                                      You should act fast on that one. Somebody might be have stolen your idea already!
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                                                                      • DatingGold
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                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                        • 13185

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • pure energy
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 4274

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Goodluck!
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                                                                          • Diabolical Cord
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                            • 447

                                                                            #38
                                                                            They can trade it in the army much like prisoners trade cigarettes for stuff.

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                                                                            • JDog
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                              • 7453

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by creme
                                                                              go ahead and steal the idea....I got the name.
                                                                              You got one of the names, but people on here can make different names, never put a idea on GFY that you haven't fully made yet, unless you want it stolen!

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                                                                              • Reak
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                                • 17920

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by JupZChris
                                                                                thnx for the idea
                                                                                fix your sig bro

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                                                                                • Firehorse
                                                                                  Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                  • 30767

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Good luck and move fast!
                                                                                  Last edited by Firehorse; 05-17-2004, 11:10 AM.
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                                                                                  • Jill_J
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                                    • 3599

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    good idea

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