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Old 05-16-2004, 10:33 AM   #1
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How many GFY members does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many GFY members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another

6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:35 AM   #2
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:35 AM   #3
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i think you over did it with that..lol
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:37 AM   #4
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:40 AM   #5
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I don't get it!! But one time at band camp............
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:40 AM   #6
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that'd be funny... if it hadn't already been posted everywhere on the net for years.
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:41 AM   #7
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looks copied from an electricians forum or something, with some words replaced.

it's funny regardless though..
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:42 AM   #8
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that'd be funny... if it hadn't already been posted everywhere on the net for years.
Got to love people like you, go back in your hole.
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:42 AM   #9
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I think you forgot about the 36 sig whores who would jump in with "reserving this sig spot"
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:45 AM   #10
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that'd be funny... if it hadn't already been posted everywhere on the net for years.
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:45 AM   #11
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Got to love people like you, go back in your hole.
well what the fuck.. post something original god damn it.

I mean Google groups only shows 5380 exact copies of what you just posted.
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:46 AM   #12
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i think you over did it with that..lol
Just a bit
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:47 AM   #13
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lmfao

sooooo true
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:48 AM   #14
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that was funny.
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:51 AM   #15
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I think you forgot about the 36 sig whores who would jump in with "reserving this sig spot"
sooo true!
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Old 05-16-2004, 10:51 AM   #16
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you forgot 7 to say see sig on how to change a lightbulb
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Old 05-17-2004, 10:09 AM   #17
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Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 05-17-2004, 10:09 AM   #18
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Old 05-17-2004, 10:16 AM   #19
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Lol.... Great one....
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Old 05-17-2004, 10:21 AM   #20
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i think you underestimated those numbers a bit.
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Old 05-17-2004, 10:28 AM   #21
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How many would posts only smiles??
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Old 05-17-2004, 10:31 AM   #22
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What's a lightbulb?
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Old 05-17-2004, 10:32 AM   #23
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and what about some who are supposed to fix their sig but haven't found out how to do it yet???
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Old 05-17-2004, 10:36 AM   #24
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i think you over did it with that..lol

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Old 05-17-2004, 11:18 AM   #25
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old joke, reworked
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Old 05-17-2004, 11:36 AM   #27
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How many GFY members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another

6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Me too
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