Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 05-15-2004, 08:45 PM   #1
chupachups
Confirmed User
 
chupachups's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch!
Posts: 6,576
:stoned Weirdest fucking spam I ever got!

RE: You are about to become an ordained minister
Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!

Perform Weddings, Funerals, and Perform Baptisms Forgiveness of Sins and Visit Correctional Facilities

Want to open a church?
Check out Ministry in a Box

Press here to find out how



DUH?
chupachups is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2004, 08:47 PM   #2
Spunky
I need a beer
 
Spunky's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
Congrats Pastor
__________________
Spunky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2004, 08:49 PM   #3
Lace
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Lace's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 16,116
I think i got that too...

Quote:
Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours

As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!

Perform Weddings, Funerals, Perform Baptisms, Forgiveness of Sins
Visit Correctional Facilities

Want to start your own church?

Press here to find out how

__________________
Your Paysite Partner
Strength In Numbers!
StickyDollars | RadicalCash | KennysPennies | HomegrownCash
Lace is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2004, 08:49 PM   #4
doober
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: in yoOoo kitchen
Posts: 6,984
where can i buy chupachups in canada?
doober is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2004, 08:53 PM   #5
chupachups
Confirmed User
 
chupachups's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch!
Posts: 6,576
Quote:
Originally posted by doober
where can i buy chupachups in canada?

chupachups.ca
chupachups is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2004, 08:54 PM   #6
doober
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: in yoOoo kitchen
Posts: 6,984
seriously tho, my friend gave me a couple and i need to find a box lol...im fuckign addicted!

doober is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2004, 08:56 PM   #7
DreamCumTrue
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 2,985
yum chocolate vanilla rocks
DreamCumTrue is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2004, 08:57 PM   #8
chupachups
Confirmed User
 
chupachups's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch!
Posts: 6,576
Quote:
Originally posted by doober
seriously tho, my friend gave me a couple and i need to find a box lol...im fuckign addicted!

hmm.. no idea actually
chupachups is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2004, 08:57 PM   #9
doober
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: in yoOoo kitchen
Posts: 6,984
Quote:
Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
yum chocolate vanilla rocks


http://www.chupachups.com/
doober is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2004, 09:23 PM   #10
EviLGuY
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
Posts: 12,745
You can get that shit online for free.. I did it in like 1999. You can print out a little card and everything.
EviLGuY is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2004, 09:59 PM   #11
Xplicit
Confirmed User
 
Xplicit's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: █◄►█
Posts: 3,558
Whats funny is I hear its actually true. These people come up with bullshit churches and then give away the licenses or whatever.
Xplicit is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2004, 02:09 AM   #12
Lykos
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: World
Posts: 31,027
Damn,i still havenm't got one like that
__________________
Lykos is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2004, 02:17 AM   #13
kmanrox
aka K-Man
 
kmanrox's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
Posts: 29,292
i'd be struck down by a bolt of lightning if i even opened an email like that....
__________________
Crypto HODLr
Crypto mining
Angel investor
kmanrox is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2004, 02:28 AM   #14
JDog
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Canby, OR
Posts: 7,453
Quote:
Originally posted by Chupachups
Want to open a church?
Check out Ministry in a Box
How many boxes will it contain, I can't imagine fitting many people in one box!

jDoG
__________________
NSCash now powering ReelProfits.com
ALSO FEATURING: NSCash.com :: SoloDollars.com :: ReelProfits.com :: BiminiBucks.com :: VOD
PROGRAMS COMING SOON: Greedy Bucks :: Vengeance Cash
NOW OFFERING OVER 60 SITES
CONTACT :: JAMES SMITH :: CHIEF TECHNOLOGY OFFICER :: ICQ (711385133)
JDog is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2004, 02:50 AM   #15
Blinky
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Australia
Posts: 268
Quote:
Originally posted by doober
seriously tho, my friend gave me a couple and i need to find a box lol...im fuckign addicted!

I've actually got a box of chupa chups right here.

To cut a long story short, fundraiser gone bad, I now have a box of 100 chupa chups (20 bags of 5 chupa chups each.) sitting right here.. mixed flavours.
Blinky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2004, 02:56 AM   #16
marcu5
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Los Angeles, California
Posts: 1,485
Hmmm, Anyone have a link to that? I bet the affilate program on that gets alot of signups
__________________
marcu5 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2004, 03:01 AM   #17
Mishi
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
Posts: 1,054
I think I may actually take them up on that one. When I got married I paid my minister with a nice bottle of wine. I could use a nice bottle of wine...
__________________
Looking for PHP/MySQL solutions? Check out Cyboriginal - custom scripts, installation services and more.
Mishi is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2004, 05:04 AM   #18
cayne
My time is coming...
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Europe --- eMail: service(at)badasscompany.com --- ICQ: 60288510
Posts: 7,476
want to open a curch?
that's really untypical spam...but the viagra shit is all over the net, they are searching something new
__________________
If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.
cayne is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2004, 05:07 AM   #19
James White
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Dirty South, Atlanta ICQ# : 191-402-709
Posts: 1,405
haha. good shit... er.. wait.. holy thread... good stuff
__________________
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
James White is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.