Weirdest fucking spam I ever got!
 

RE: You are about to become an ordained minister
Become a legally ordained minister within 48 hours
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church!

Perform Weddings, Funerals, and Perform Baptisms Forgiveness of Sins and Visit Correctional Facilities

Want to open a church?
Check out Ministry in a Box

Press here to find out how



DUH?

Congrats Pastor

I think i got that too...


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

where can i buy chupachups in canada?

chupachups.ca

seriously tho, my friend gave me a couple and i need to find a box lol...im fuckign addicted!

:(

yum chocolate vanilla rocks

hmm.. no idea actually:)

:eek7

http://www.chupachups.com/

You can get that shit online for free.. I did it in like 1999. You can print out a little card and everything. :1orglaugh

Whats funny is I hear its actually true. These people come up with bullshit churches and then give away the licenses or whatever.

Damn,i still havenm't got one like that:1orglaugh

i'd be struck down by a bolt of lightning if i even opened an email like that....

How many boxes will it contain, I can't imagine fitting many people in one box!

jDoG

I've actually got a box of chupa chups right here. :)

To cut a long story short, fundraiser gone bad, I now have a box of 100 chupa chups (20 bags of 5 chupa chups each.) sitting right here.. mixed flavours. :thumbsup

Hmmm, Anyone have a link to that? I bet the affilate program on that gets alot of signups

I think I may actually take them up on that one. When I got married I paid my minister with a nice bottle of wine. I could use a nice bottle of wine...

want to open a curch?
that's really untypical spam...but the viagra shit is all over the net, they are searching something new :)

haha. good shit... er.. wait.. holy thread... good stuff