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The Annual Eurovision Bitchfest Thread
Terry Wogan's finest hour
![]() ![]() Tips - If you have closed captioning (especially in the UK) watch the show with it on. Trust me, it adds a whole new dimension to the show. Right - I predict the UK will actually pick up a point this year. Offical Site |
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I hope Lena Ph from Sweden win
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Oh wow, that's tonight?
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I have heard predictions of either Greece or the Ukraine winning it. Of those two - without hearing the songs - I am going for the Ukraine because it seems like they keep giving it to countries that will have to spend their entire annual tv budget on putting together the show.
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I actually wish i did have captioning - it would be better than listenign to it
unfortunately for us our 1 year old just LOVES it so we got stuck watching it it says someting about a contests reputation when even the commentators are comedians who poke shit at every act in between songs. ![]() |
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Yeah, go Sweden!
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Terry Wogan makes it worth watching. |
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the turkish lady would look so much better with her natural hair colouring
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Id he the host or what?
I didnt see any host or anythign the other night - in bewtween songs they just showed scenes from Istanbul whilst some aussie comedian cracked jokes and now I really do wish i had the captioning |
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well the person singing at first was last years winner. Now the woman on stage is the host .along withthe guy that looks a bit like count from the muppets.
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i like the russian song
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Good to see Spain embracing the waiter stereotype.
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Okay..Norway early dark horse if the teenage girls around Europe stay up late enough to vote.
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dammit - we wont see this until later tonight
its 5am here so they'll put it on delayed broadcast im not readint this thread anymore in case it gets spoiled for me |
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check out the bald lady on stilts in the french entry
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she is scary!
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what is with everyone wearing white suits this year?
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all I can say about malta is -
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Malta - is that the guy who looks like Mediterranean Version of Prince? |
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Greg Brady is the Dutch entry
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matter of factly Germany will win. mostly cos we bet some money on them.
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germany guy has a monobrow
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The song is the least crap so far though. |
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not quite. Lou ("a fine mouth full of teeth" - T. Wogan) last year sang english, so did Stefan Raab, the w-r-i-t-e-r of this year's entry, when he did that 70s glamour performance 2 or 3 years back. i'm looking forward to that Warrior Princess performance - i think the ukrainian entry.
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Tose Tose Tose...
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albania is good
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Isn't that show specially made for girls and gays?
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Holy fuck - Russia
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she is 16 too...hold crap if she was 18 she would be good content
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Russlana is the name, not the country
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what makes Ukraine ? Tai bo ?
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Russia's entry is some Avril Lavigne wannabe.
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oh..that was the Ukraine...well fuck, I said earlier I thought they might win ..before i heard the song. Well..they are who I am still picking so far.
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It's so pathetic it's amusing. The commentator on BBC PRIME is just fantastic.
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So, Bosnia is going for the gay vote.
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croatia: 5 points
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Most likely that is Terry Wogan - he is the only reason to watch it. |
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I can't bring myself to watch it so I'll just read the commentary in this thread I'm sure it's much better than the program itself
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lol..and 'stop picking your nose' ..lol |
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like the Belgian girls dress
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Wish Terry Wogan would shut the fuck up
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what do you think about Macedonia's chances? Toshe is THE man.
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RUSSIAAAAAAAAAA
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