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Old 05-15-2004, 11:50 AM   #1
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The Annual Eurovision Bitchfest Thread
Terry Wogan's finest hour Yes, I will be watching but of course I am doing it with an ironic eye

Tips - If you have closed captioning (especially in the UK) watch the show with it on. Trust me, it adds a whole new dimension to the show.

Right - I predict the UK will actually pick up a point this year.

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Old 05-15-2004, 11:53 AM   #2
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I hope Lena Ph from Sweden win
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Old 05-15-2004, 11:58 AM   #3
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Oh wow, that's tonight?

Well... I'm looking forward to nil pois.
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I have heard predictions of either Greece or the Ukraine winning it. Of those two - without hearing the songs - I am going for the Ukraine because it seems like they keep giving it to countries that will have to spend their entire annual tv budget on putting together the show.
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Old 05-15-2004, 11:59 AM   #5
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Oh wow, that's tonight?

Well... I'm looking forward to nil pois.
again? ouch.
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:01 PM   #6
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I actually wish i did have captioning - it would be better than listenign to it

unfortunately for us our 1 year old just LOVES it
so we got stuck watching it

it says someting about a contests reputation when even the commentators are comedians who poke shit at every act in between songs.
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:01 PM   #7
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Yeah, go Sweden!
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:03 PM   #8
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I actually wish i did have captioning - it would be better than listenign to it

unfortunately for us our 1 year old just LOVES it
so we got stuck watching it

it says someting about a contests reputation when even the commentators are comedians who poke shit at every act in between songs.
the translations of some of the songs are just hilarious. Last year one of the songs was about pasta and potatoes but you wouldn't have known that without the captioning.

Terry Wogan makes it worth watching.
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:06 PM   #9
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the turkish lady would look so much better with her natural hair colouring
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:06 PM   #10
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Id he the host or what?
I didnt see any host or anythign the other night -
in bewtween songs they just showed scenes from Istanbul whilst some aussie comedian cracked jokes

and now I really do wish i had the captioning
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well the person singing at first was last years winner. Now the woman on stage is the host .along withthe guy that looks a bit like count from the muppets.
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:12 PM   #12
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i like the russian song
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:13 PM   #13
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Good to see Spain embracing the waiter stereotype.
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:19 PM   #14
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Okay..Norway early dark horse if the teenage girls around Europe stay up late enough to vote.
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:20 PM   #15
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dammit - we wont see this until later tonight
its 5am here so they'll put it on delayed broadcast
im not readint this thread anymore in case it gets spoiled for me
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check out the bald lady on stilts in the french entry
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:26 PM   #18
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what is with everyone wearing white suits this year?
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:30 PM   #19
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all I can say about malta is -
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all I can say about malta is -
ok yes i just had to look in again..


Malta - is that the guy who looks like Mediterranean Version of Prince?
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:34 PM   #21
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ok yes i just had to look in again..


Malta - is that the guy who looks like Mediterranean Version of Prince?
lol..I was thinking a younger version of Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet...I lost it a bit when the yodelling started.
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:35 PM   #22
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Greg Brady is the Dutch entry
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:35 PM   #23
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matter of factly Germany will win. mostly cos we bet some money on them.
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:37 PM   #24
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germany guy has a monobrow
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matter of factly Germany will win. mostly cos we bet some money on them.
oooh..Germany singing in English this year...bit of break from forrn
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germany guy has a monobrow
and hair that looks like a come over despite having a full head of hair.


The song is the least crap so far though.
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:42 PM   #28
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oooh..Germany singing in English this year...bit of break from forrn

not quite. Lou ("a fine mouth full of teeth" - T. Wogan) last year sang english, so did Stefan Raab, the w-r-i-t-e-r of this year's entry, when he did that 70s glamour performance 2 or 3 years back.


i'm looking forward to that Warrior Princess performance - i think the ukrainian entry.
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Tose Tose Tose...
watch for song #15
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:43 PM   #30
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albania is good


2mil votes from albanian immigrants in greece
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:44 PM   #31
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Isn't that show specially made for girls and gays?
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Holy fuck - Russia
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she is 16 too...hold crap if she was 18 she would be good content
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Russlana is the name, not the country
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what makes Ukraine ? Tai bo ?
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Russia's entry is some Avril Lavigne wannabe.
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she is 16 too...hold crap if she was 18 she would be good content
in 2 years she will
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oh..that was the Ukraine...well fuck, I said earlier I thought they might win ..before i heard the song. Well..they are who I am still picking so far.
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Old 05-15-2004, 12:52 PM   #39
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It's so pathetic it's amusing. The commentator on BBC PRIME is just fantastic.
He makes me laugh so hard I nearly shit my pants.
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So, Bosnia is going for the gay vote.
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It's so pathetic it's amusing. The commentator on BBC PRIME is just fantastic.
He makes me laugh so hard I nearly shit my pants.

Most likely that is Terry Wogan - he is the only reason to watch it.
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I can't bring myself to watch it so I'll just read the commentary in this thread I'm sure it's much better than the program itself
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Most likely that is Terry Wogan - he is the only reason to watch it.
Hahaha yea I love that guy. Man he was beyond sarcastic when they went live in Berlin minutes ago.

His comment "SOMEONE CUE THE WOMAN" was just... priceless.
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Hahaha yea I love that guy. Man he was beyond sarcastic when they went live in Berlin minutes ago.

His comment "SOMEONE CUE THE WOMAN" was just... priceless.

lol..and 'stop picking your nose' ..lol
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Wish Terry Wogan would shut the fuck up
oh please, he is the best thing about it. Tell me that you watch it for the songs?
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RUSSIAAAAAAAAAA


the way she performs it today though sucks
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