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Old 05-13-2004, 11:36 PM   #1
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:stoned things used to open a beer can

keys of course, but telephone booth and fire hydrant also come to mind
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Old 05-13-2004, 11:37 PM   #2
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Old 05-13-2004, 11:38 PM   #3
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Old 05-13-2004, 11:39 PM   #4
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hmmm...sounds like a polar bear ;-)
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Old 05-13-2004, 11:40 PM   #5
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no way on the arm pit!!
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Old 05-13-2004, 11:42 PM   #6
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Girls head ? how the hell does that work
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Old 05-13-2004, 11:43 PM   #7
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Old 05-13-2004, 11:43 PM   #8
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Nobody just pops the top ring-pull thing anymore?
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Old 05-13-2004, 11:43 PM   #9
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Old 05-13-2004, 11:45 PM   #10
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Old 05-13-2004, 11:58 PM   #11
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Table, spoon, knife or thethe old-fashioned bottle opener.
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Old 05-14-2004, 12:10 AM   #12
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Ball peen hammer. May as well go all beavis and butthead on your beer can.


huhhuhuhhuh huh uh huh huh....
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Old 05-14-2004, 12:11 AM   #13
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Old 05-14-2004, 12:14 AM   #14
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umm.. list too long. Anything hard.
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Old 05-14-2004, 12:22 AM   #15
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Old 05-14-2004, 01:02 AM   #16
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for beer bottles i just crack the neck off on the nearest honda.
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Old 05-14-2004, 03:30 AM   #18
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Old 05-14-2004, 03:33 AM   #19
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Old 05-14-2004, 03:33 AM   #20
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I twist the cap right off with my hand if your talking about bottle caps?
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Old 05-14-2004, 06:06 AM   #21
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I twist the cap right off with my hand if your talking about bottle caps?
Me too.. how hard is that?
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