Can you open a beer with a lighter? - GoFuckYourself.com

davethetruth · 05-13-2004, 06:23 PM

I can take out a glass hahahahahaha with a ricochet off the ceiling.

Anyone else?

beemk · 05-13-2004, 06:25 PM

i can always find something to open a beer bottle with.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-13-2004, 06:26 PM

i can open my beer with a lighter and light the joint with it too

On-top · 05-13-2004, 06:26 PM

Yeah, I'm not real smooth, but I can get the job done.

nathan_f · 05-13-2004, 06:27 PM

i can open the bottle between my man boobs.

beat that.

davethetruth · 05-13-2004, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
i can open the bottle between my man boobs.

beat that.

Hahaha

silent moan · 05-13-2004, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
i can open the bottle between my man boobs.

beat that.

oh my! really?!

wondering how your boobs look like

SetTheWorldonFire · 05-13-2004, 06:46 PM

it's not that complicated

BV · 05-13-2004, 06:47 PM

yep but the real test is if you can open it between your bicep and tricep.

ztik · 05-13-2004, 06:47 PM

Hell yeah, can do it with my teeth too

reynold · 05-13-2004, 06:53 PM

Opening a beer hasn't been a problem!

Loryn · 05-13-2004, 06:54 PM

Nope, never tried. But I am sure I could do if I did try.

Illicit · 05-13-2004, 06:55 PM

I use my teeth, no need for a lighter

s9ann0 · 05-13-2004, 06:56 PM

i got it to work once

EviLGuY · 05-13-2004, 06:58 PM

Thats why jeebus invented twist off caps.

Preacher · 05-13-2004, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
I use my teeth, no need for a lighter

Furious_Male · 05-13-2004, 06:58 PM

Teeth, lighter, corner of a table been there done that. Staying away from the teeth from now on though.

attention_whore · 05-13-2004, 07:18 PM

That's childs play, now opening it with your bellybutton is the shit!

davethetruth · 05-13-2004, 07:43 PM

A lot of real beer drinkers here!

Right on,

PatrickKing · 05-13-2004, 07:50 PM

I can open a beer wiyh a bottle opener

Oberon · 05-13-2004, 08:13 PM

Sure.

*heats can until beer explodes all over the place*

davethetruth · 05-13-2004, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oberon
Sure.

*heats can until beer explodes all over the place*

lol

Vitasoy · 05-13-2004, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
I use my teeth, no need for a lighter

Hey, I can do that aswell...

webmaster x · 05-13-2004, 10:23 PM

I can open my beer with.....
..... a bottle opener!

Lykos · 05-13-2004, 10:28 PM

Yeah offcourse,that was the first trick i learned with my first beer,and first "go out" with older friends

Oh Sheila · 05-13-2004, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
i can open the bottle between my man boobs.

beat that.

I can't even do that during wet dreams

MetaMan · 05-13-2004, 10:37 PM

when i was drunk i tried to open a beer bottle with my tooth, i ended up grinding it in half.

but with a lighter yes i can open a beer bottle, but there is never any use all my keychains have a bottle open on them.

marttali · 05-13-2004, 11:20 PM

i think there must be like 100000 things which can open a beer bottle, atleast

pure energy · 05-13-2004, 11:29 PM

Who needs a bottle opener?

CDSmith · 05-13-2004, 11:32 PM

Three word clue: Twist off cap.

Save your teeth.

mpahlca · 05-13-2004, 11:33 PM

Yep not to hard at all!

Creative · 05-13-2004, 11:37 PM

I've done it a few times

My friends can do it in .2 seconds, it pisses me off

Za Ha · 05-13-2004, 11:41 PM

Cant do it.

Jakke PNG · 05-14-2004, 12:08 AM

A lighter, bah. Anyone can do that. A friend can open it with a matchbox. Do that.

CDSmith · 05-14-2004, 12:13 AM

What is "Skills I have that make my mommy proud"

*ding*

I'll take "peeling beer labels and other wastes of time" for $200 Alex.

reynold · 05-14-2004, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
Cant do it.

And I'm sure you're gonna try and master the skill!

Goose · 05-14-2004, 12:17 AM

of course I can, it's pretty easy...just practice

Jill_J · 05-14-2004, 01:57 AM

I can

Mr. Marks · 05-14-2004, 02:03 AM

I think I have to practice to be able to master the skill.

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05-13-2004, 06:23 PM	#1
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05-13-2004, 06:26 PM	#3
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	i can open my beer with a lighter and light the joint with it too

05-13-2004, 06:27 PM	#5
nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	i can open the bottle between my man boobs. beat that.

05-13-2004, 06:47 PM	#9
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	yep but the real test is if you can open it between your bicep and tricep.

05-13-2004, 06:47 PM	#10
ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	Hell yeah, can do it with my teeth too

05-13-2004, 06:53 PM	#11
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Opening a beer hasn't been a problem!

05-13-2004, 06:54 PM	#12
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	Nope, never tried. But I am sure I could do if I did try. __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

05-13-2004, 06:55 PM	#13
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	I use my teeth, no need for a lighter __________________ Insert Sig Here

05-13-2004, 06:56 PM	#14
s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	i got it to work once

05-13-2004, 06:58 PM	#15
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Thats why jeebus invented twist off caps.

05-13-2004, 06:58 PM	#17
Furious_Male Doing the grind since 99 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Buffalo NY Posts: 16,883	Teeth, lighter, corner of a table been there done that. Staying away from the teeth from now on though. __________________ Living in Virtual Reality Contact: Email (preferred): furiousmale .at. gmail - Skype: live:shanedws

05-13-2004, 07:18 PM	#18
attention_whore Why does my mouse have brown stains? Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CA Posts: 335	That's childs play, now opening it with your bellybutton is the shit! __________________ Not promoting the hottest sponsors on the net? click here to start!

05-13-2004, 07:43 PM	#19
davethetruth Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,806	A lot of real beer drinkers here! Right on, __________________ Rainbow Revenue- The BEST Gay Conversions New Sex Toy Affiliate Program! Get $10.00 Just For Joining! Choose from two Sex Toy Stores to promote: BedroomSports- Since 1998 - Now New & Improved! VibratorWarehouse- New Site with Excellent Conversions!

05-13-2004, 07:50 PM	#20
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05-13-2004, 08:13 PM	#21
Oberon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Calgary Posts: 190	Sure. heats can until beer explodes all over the place

05-13-2004, 10:23 PM	#24
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05-13-2004, 10:28 PM	#25
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,029	Yeah offcourse,that was the first trick i learned with my first beer,and first "go out" with older friends __________________

05-13-2004, 10:37 PM	#27
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	when i was drunk i tried to open a beer bottle with my tooth, i ended up grinding it in half. but with a lighter yes i can open a beer bottle, but there is never any use all my keychains have a bottle open on them.

05-13-2004, 11:20 PM	#28
marttali Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 265	i think there must be like 100000 things which can open a beer bottle, atleast

05-13-2004, 11:29 PM	#29
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05-13-2004, 11:32 PM	#30
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Three word clue: Twist off cap. Save your teeth. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

05-13-2004, 11:33 PM	#31
mpahlca Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 1,821	Yep not to hard at all! __________________ I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.

05-13-2004, 11:37 PM	#32
Creative So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: CREATIVE STUDIOS::::GRAPHIC DESIGN/WEB DESIGN/PROGRAMMING ::: * ICQ: 591033 * <- BANNERS FOR $8.00 Posts: 1,252	I've done it a few times My friends can do it in .2 seconds, it pisses me off

05-13-2004, 11:41 PM	#33
Za Ha Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Still lost Posts: 5,112	Cant do it.

05-14-2004, 12:08 AM	#34
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	A lighter, bah. Anyone can do that. A friend can open it with a matchbox. Do that. __________________ ..and I'm off.

05-14-2004, 12:13 AM	#35
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	What is "Skills I have that make my mommy proud" ding I'll take "peeling beer labels and other wastes of time" for $200 Alex. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

05-14-2004, 12:17 AM	#37
Goose Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: --------Europe------- Posts: 5,725	of course I can, it's pretty easy...just practice __________________ ICQ: 52410619

05-14-2004, 01:57 AM	#38
Jill_J Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,599	I can

05-14-2004, 02:03 AM	#39
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	I think I have to practice to be able to master the skill.