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davethetruth 05-13-2004 06:23 PM

Can you open a beer with a lighter?
 
I can take out a glass hahahahahaha with a ricochet off the ceiling.

Anyone else?

beemk 05-13-2004 06:25 PM

i can always find something to open a beer bottle with.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-13-2004 06:26 PM

i can open my beer with a lighter and light the joint with it too:thumbsup

On-top 05-13-2004 06:26 PM

Yeah, I'm not real smooth, but I can get the job done.

nathan_f 05-13-2004 06:27 PM

i can open the bottle between my man boobs.

beat that. :glugglug

davethetruth 05-13-2004 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
i can open the bottle between my man boobs.

beat that. :glugglug

Hahaha

:1orglaugh

silent moan 05-13-2004 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
i can open the bottle between my man boobs.

beat that. :glugglug

oh my! really?! :eek2

wondering how your boobs look like :)

SetTheWorldonFire 05-13-2004 06:46 PM

it's not that complicated

BV 05-13-2004 06:47 PM

yep but the real test is if you can open it between your bicep and tricep.

ztik 05-13-2004 06:47 PM

Hell yeah, can do it with my teeth too :)

reynold 05-13-2004 06:53 PM

Opening a beer hasn't been a problem! :winkwink:

Loryn 05-13-2004 06:54 PM

Nope, never tried. But I am sure I could do if I did try. :winkwink:

Illicit 05-13-2004 06:55 PM

I use my teeth, no need for a lighter

s9ann0 05-13-2004 06:56 PM

i got it to work once

EviLGuY 05-13-2004 06:58 PM

Thats why jeebus invented twist off caps. :Graucho

Preacher 05-13-2004 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
I use my teeth, no need for a lighter
http://www.thegrid.org.uk/learning/s...h/badteeth.jpg

:1orglaugh

Furious_Male 05-13-2004 06:58 PM

Teeth, lighter, corner of a table been there done that. Staying away from the teeth from now on though.

attention_whore 05-13-2004 07:18 PM

That's childs play, now opening it with your bellybutton is the shit!

davethetruth 05-13-2004 07:43 PM

A lot of real beer drinkers here!

Right on,

:thumbsup

PatrickKing 05-13-2004 07:50 PM

I can open a beer wiyh a bottle opener:glugglug :thumbsup

Oberon 05-13-2004 08:13 PM

Sure.

*heats can until beer explodes all over the place*

davethetruth 05-13-2004 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oberon
Sure.

*heats can until beer explodes all over the place*

lol

:1orglaugh

Vitasoy 05-13-2004 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
I use my teeth, no need for a lighter

Hey, I can do that aswell... :glugglug

webmaster x 05-13-2004 10:23 PM

I can open my beer with.....
..... a bottle opener!:1orglaugh

Lykos 05-13-2004 10:28 PM

Yeah offcourse,that was the first trick i learned with my first beer,and first "go out" with older friends:winkwink:

Oh Sheila 05-13-2004 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
i can open the bottle between my man boobs.

beat that. :glugglug

:1orglaugh

I can't even do that during wet dreams

MetaMan 05-13-2004 10:37 PM

when i was drunk i tried to open a beer bottle with my tooth, i ended up grinding it in half. :1orglaugh

but with a lighter yes i can open a beer bottle, but there is never any use all my keychains have a bottle open on them. :thumbsup

marttali 05-13-2004 11:20 PM

i think there must be like 100000 things which can open a beer bottle, atleast :2 cents:

pure energy 05-13-2004 11:29 PM

Who needs a bottle opener? :1orglaugh

CDSmith 05-13-2004 11:32 PM

Three word clue: Twist off cap.



Save your teeth.

mpahlca 05-13-2004 11:33 PM

Yep not to hard at all!:thumbsup

Creative 05-13-2004 11:37 PM

I've done it a few times

My friends can do it in .2 seconds, it pisses me off:helpme

Za Ha 05-13-2004 11:41 PM

Cant do it.

Jakke PNG 05-14-2004 12:08 AM

A lighter, bah. Anyone can do that. A friend can open it with a matchbox. Do that.

CDSmith 05-14-2004 12:13 AM

What is "Skills I have that make my mommy proud"


*ding*


I'll take "peeling beer labels and other wastes of time" for $200 Alex.

reynold 05-14-2004 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Za Ha
Cant do it.

And I'm sure you're gonna try and master the skill!

Goose 05-14-2004 12:17 AM

of course I can, it's pretty easy...just practice

Jill_J 05-14-2004 01:57 AM

I can:winkwink:

Mr. Marks 05-14-2004 02:03 AM

I think I have to practice to be able to master the skill.


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