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Misty Kristy · 05-10-2004, 02:25 PM

I was talking to some friends the other day and the subject of my son?s circumcision came up and they got really uncomfortable when I used the word penis. They said it was a very direct word and I should use pee pee instead.
So I was just curious as to what other Americans call their children's private parts. In Denmark we have specific names we use when we talk to our children, but I only know of penis and vagina in English.

Do you use other names that are appropriate for children? Some people get offended when you use the medical terms?

KMR Stitch · 05-10-2004, 02:26 PM

The man ^

The Legend V

TheFrog · 05-10-2004, 02:27 PM

I call mine "Woody Woodpecker"

Ross · 05-10-2004, 02:27 PM

Mini me.

blazi · 05-10-2004, 02:28 PM

"the boss"

SpaceAce · 05-10-2004, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Misty Kristy
I was talking to some friends the other day and the subject of my son?s circumcision came up and they got really uncomfortable when I used the word penis. They said it was a very direct word and I should use pee pee instead.
So I was just curious as to what other Americans call their children's private parts. In Denmark we have specific names we use when we talk to our children, but I only know of penis and vagina in English.

Do you use other names that are appropriate for children? Some people get offended when you use the medical terms?

It sounds to me like your friends are severely repressed. "Penis" is not a bad or offensive word. You can call it "pee pee", "weiner", "schlong" or "roast beef on rye" but you're still talking about a dick.

SpaceAce

pornstar2pac · 05-10-2004, 02:28 PM

MaskedIdiot

Yo Adrian · 05-10-2004, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by KMR Stitch
The man ^

The Legend V

As long as you don't call it 'The Widowmaker' you're cool

wielco · 05-10-2004, 02:33 PM

call mine Flavio Armando Pervavore di litrico don aperante....
but his nick is Flav

koreanbbque · 05-10-2004, 02:44 PM

I call everything...

the KoreanBBQue

KBBQ

Misty Kristy · 05-10-2004, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by wielco
call mine Flavio Armando Pervavore di litrico don aperante....
but his nick is Flav

That is very impressive...

punker barbie · 05-10-2004, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by blazi
"the boss"

hahaha thats cute!!

maxdaname · 05-10-2004, 02:50 PM

I call him Bobby... and only my friend Bobby gets offended by that

samuel · 05-10-2004, 02:52 PM

georgie...

Samuel

Misty Kristy · 05-10-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxdaname
I call him Bobby... and only my friend Bobby gets offended by that

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 05-10-2004, 02:53 PM

Vagina = coo/kie or coochie

Penis = (according to my kids which are girls) the boys private, or they will say "What Brian has" (my boyfriend)

Misty Kristy · 05-10-2004, 02:55 PM

LOL there sure are a lot of names for penis....not so many for vagina, or maybe just not kid friendly ones

beergood · 05-10-2004, 02:55 PM

Samuel L. Jackson

KMR Stitch · 05-10-2004, 02:58 PM

unit

Schlong

Centimeter peter (donno)

Cock

weenier

Spike

HOLY SHIT THATS NOT GOING IN ME (my fav line)

Yo Adrian · 05-10-2004, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Misty Kristy
LOL there sure are a lot of names for penis....not so many for vagina, or maybe just not kid friendly ones

not many words for vagina? oh contrair! (<--spelling?)

bush, bearded clam, bearded oyster, beaver, butterfly, chuf, clam, coochie, cooter, crotch, cunny, hahahaha, female genitalia, flaps, flower, fudd, fur, fur pie, fuzz, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, grunt, hole, honey pot, hoochie, hoo-hoo, labia, lower lips, man in the boat, mud flaps, muff, muff pie, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, poonany, poonanny, pubic hair, pudendum, puntang, quim, rose, slit, snatch, taco, twat, vagina, vulva/vulvar

Misty Kristy · 05-10-2004, 03:14 PM

Okay I stand corrected. I'll just plug out the ones that are pg ;)

Oh Sheila · 05-10-2004, 04:30 PM

Dilznick and hahahahahaha

Gheenz · 05-10-2004, 04:31 PM

The Captain

Oh Sheila · 05-10-2004, 04:31 PM

that was supposed to say c o o k i e

detoxed · 05-10-2004, 04:35 PM

gigantor

maxdaname · 05-10-2004, 04:35 PM

coo<b></b>kie

Vitasoy · 05-10-2004, 06:03 PM

Python

SykkBoy · 05-10-2004, 06:10 PM

The Pleasure Stick of Doom

Clovis · 05-10-2004, 06:38 PM

Mr President

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Misty Kristy Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Santa Fe, NM Posts: 274	name your private parts I was talking to some friends the other day and the subject of my son?s circumcision came up and they got really uncomfortable when I used the word penis. They said it was a very direct word and I should use pee pee instead. So I was just curious as to what other Americans call their children's private parts. In Denmark we have specific names we use when we talk to our children, but I only know of penis and vagina in English. Do you use other names that are appropriate for children? Some people get offended when you use the medical terms? __________________ Misty Kristy ICQ 201054478

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