name your private parts
 

I was talking to some friends the other day and the subject of my son?s circumcision came up and they got really uncomfortable when I used the word penis. They said it was a very direct word and I should use pee pee instead.
So I was just curious as to what other Americans call their children's private parts. In Denmark we have specific names we use when we talk to our children, but I only know of penis and vagina in English.

Do you use other names that are appropriate for children? Some people get offended when you use the medical terms?

The man ^

The Legend V

I call mine "Woody Woodpecker"

Mini me.

"the boss"

It sounds to me like your friends are severely repressed. "Penis" is not a bad or offensive word. You can call it "pee pee", "weiner", "schlong" or "roast beef on rye" but you're still talking about a dick.

SpaceAce

MaskedIdiot

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As long as you don't call it 'The Widowmaker' you're cool

call mine Flavio Armando Pervavore di litrico don aperante....
but his nick is Flav

I call everything...

the KoreanBBQue

:)


KBBQ

That is very impressive... :)

hahaha thats cute!!

I call him Bobby... and only my friend Bobby gets offended by that :1orglaugh

georgie...

:winkwink:
Samuel

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Vagina = coo/kie or coochie


Penis = (according to my kids which are girls) the boys private, or they will say "What Brian has" (my boyfriend)

LOL there sure are a lot of names for penis....not so many for vagina, or maybe just not kid friendly ones

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Samuel L. Jackson

unit

Schlong

Centimeter peter (donno)

Cock

weenier

Spike

HOLY SHIT THATS NOT GOING IN ME (my fav line)

not many words for vagina? oh contrair! (<--spelling?)

bush, bearded clam, bearded oyster, beaver, butterfly, chuf, clam, coochie, cooter, crotch, cunny, hahahaha, female genitalia, flaps, flower, fudd, fur, fur pie, fuzz, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, grunt, hole, honey pot, hoochie, hoo-hoo, labia, lower lips, man in the boat, mud flaps, muff, muff pie, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, poonany, poonanny, pubic hair, pudendum, puntang, quim, rose, slit, snatch, taco, twat, vagina, vulva/vulvar

Okay I stand corrected. I'll just plug out the ones that are pg ;)

Dilznick and hahahahahaha

The Captain :thumbsup

that was supposed to say c o o k i e

gigantor

coo<b></b>kie

Python :Graucho

The Pleasure Stick of Doom

Mr President