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SoloGirlsContent · 05-09-2004, 09:15 AM

Van Helsing was a bonafide TURD..Dracula was fuckin' gay and the story was doo doo

Jakke PNG · 05-09-2004, 09:16 AM

Charlies angels 2 sucked a lot, so did all scream movies.

Goose · 05-09-2004, 09:17 AM

the movie was so bad...haven't seen worse for a long time...

Lonny · 05-09-2004, 09:17 AM

jeepers creepers suck shit..

SoloGirlsContent · 05-09-2004, 09:20 AM

PAST 4-5 ADAM SANDLER MOVIES JUMPED INTO THE TURD WAGON

Raven · 05-09-2004, 09:22 AM

Saw it yesterday.....ugh ugh ugh....

SoloGirlsContent · 05-09-2004, 09:22 AM

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Originally posted by Mystery Man
Worst movie has to be the J-Lo flick where she is somekind of doctor or some shit.

Can't remember the name now but god it sucked.

About Van Helsing, please dont tell me you went in to see the movie for the screenplay or the dialogue, seriously!!

Van Helsing is all about effects and if you are into effects you will definately like Van Helsing.

Take it for what it is, a madeup hollywood blockbuster, nothing more nothing less. this move was never gonna get an award.

Trust me I know that..I'm a huge monster/comic book fan and part time artist..http://everettehartsoe.com so this right down my alley..the CGI was not that good also...but the characters were fucking lame

MattO · 05-09-2004, 09:23 AM

anything with Madonna in it is pretty much just vomit spawn

Jakke PNG · 05-09-2004, 09:29 AM

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Originally posted by simonsyinister
Trust me I know that..I'm a huge monster/comic book fan and part time artist..http://everettehartsoe.com so this right down my alley..

VERY VERY Nice comics! I need to learn to draw as well.. God I'm jealous, I can't stand people who're more talented than I am. I HAVE TO BE PERFECT. I HATE YOU!

nathan_f · 05-09-2004, 09:30 AM

9 1/2 weeks was the most dissapointing movie ever.

SoloGirlsContent · 05-09-2004, 09:31 AM

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Originally posted by MattO
anything with Madonna in it is pretty much just vomit spawn

God damn U R correct on that observation...shoooweee Swept Away..unwatchable shit spew

Bansheelinks · 05-09-2004, 09:33 AM

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Originally posted by simonsyinister
Van Helsing was a bonafide TURD..Dracula was fuckin' gay and the story was doo doo

Aw come off it............it wasn't meant to be an epic or classic, like Apocalypse Now or anything..........it was just a lot of action and fun.......

whatta bunch of grinches

SoloGirlsContent · 05-09-2004, 09:33 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
VERY VERY Nice comics! I need to learn to draw as well.. God I'm jealous, I can't stand people who're more talented than I am. I HAVE TO BE PERFECT. I HATE YOU!

Thank you

Justfuckedmyself · 05-09-2004, 09:35 AM

Havent seen Van Helsing yet...i'll wait for dvd....

Just watched Last Samurai, pretty good.

Matrix Revolutions: SUCKED MOOSE COCK!!

TheFrog · 05-09-2004, 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by Goose
the movie was so bad...haven't seen worse for a long time...

SoloGirlsContent · 05-09-2004, 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by Bansheelinks
Aw come off it............it wasn't meant to be an epic or classic, like Apocalypse Now or anything..........it was just a lot of action and fun.......

whatta bunch of grinches

Lots of action..yes..was it fun? NO! I had more fun in the cancer ward, serving soup to dying people

cayne · 05-09-2004, 10:02 AM

I've heared only bad things about this movie...but I think I'm gonna watch it anyway.

Ramster · 05-09-2004, 10:30 AM

Van Helsing was great, if you like non stop action.

21 Grams with Sean penn? SUCKED! I hate movies that jump all over the time line like that.

Ironhorse · 05-09-2004, 10:53 AM

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Originally posted by Ramster
Van Helsing was great, if you like non stop action.

21 Grams with Sean penn? SUCKED! I hate movies that jump all over the time line like that.

Man shows how clueless you really are. 21 Grams got several academy nominations and was one of the best movies ever made with stellar acting performance from several of the Oscar nominated/winning actors. Get a clue..

I guess in your opinion Pulp Fiction was a bad movie also..

SiMpLe · 05-09-2004, 11:16 AM

Man this thread saved me 40 bucks - Was going to see it tonight - Thanks guys!

The movie that bummed me out - Matrix Revolutions, what a let down.

Strife · 05-09-2004, 11:19 AM

At least a few movies come to mind Gigli, Glimmer, Showgirls, You Got Served

SoloGirlsContent · 05-09-2004, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by SiMpLe
Man this thread saved me 40 bucks - Was going to see it tonight - Thanks guys!

The movie that bummed me out - Matrix Revolutions, what a let down.

I wished I was as lucky to have been warned of this fartbomb

bllott · 05-09-2004, 11:25 AM

the shittiest movie i have ever seen is "the perfect storm"

Observing · 05-09-2004, 11:26 AM

Here's a few of the stinkiest I can remember off the top of my head:
Universal Solder 2
Beverly Hills Cop 3
Battle Field Earth
Crossroads
Police academy 4-5-6-7 (is there an 8?)
Glitter

KMR Stitch · 05-09-2004, 11:26 AM

Undercover Brother..

Kill Bill/Pulp Fiction

Legaly Blonde 1 2 and if there will be a 3

The rundown was funny but nothing...

Tomb Raiders...Blah.

SoloGirlsContent · 05-09-2004, 11:27 AM

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Originally posted by Strife
At least a few movies come to mind Gigli, Glimmer, Showgirls, You Got Served

Dude..I can't believe you even went to see these crocks of shit..what are you?? Do you like tortureing yourself??

David! · 05-09-2004, 11:30 AM

Charlie's Angels 2 and JLO & Ben in Giggly or whatever it was called have to be the 2 biggest pile of turds as far as movies go....
Van Helsing was great, non stop action, you just need to love that kind of movie though, like someone said in another thread, if you like the mummy and underworld then you'll like van helsing, if you are more into movies like amelie then this is not for you

just a punk · 05-09-2004, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by simonsyinister
Van Helsing was a bonafide TURD..Dracula was fuckin' gay and the story was doo doo

Nah... It's just a funny movie (I was laughting all the way). It is not better and not worse than all other holliwood stampings...

Vic Lagina · 05-09-2004, 11:48 AM

Thanks for posting this. You saved me time and money.

I was hearing from people on this board that it was a 'great' movie, and I was on the fence about seeing it, but I have a hard time believing it could be 'great' because it's coming from the same guy who directed 'The Mummy' and it's shitty sequel.

And this is going to be the case as well with 'The Day After Tomorrow.' All effects, nothing else.

riosluts · 05-09-2004, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Charlies angels 2 sucked a lot, so did all scream movies.

yeah im with you on that one. The first Charlie Angels was pretty good but the 2nd one was horrible.

Ironhorse · 05-09-2004, 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by PussyMan
Charlie's Angels 2 and JLO & Ben in Giggly or whatever it was called have to be the 2 biggest pile of turds as far as movies go....
Van Helsing was great, non stop action, you just need to love that kind of movie though, like someone said in another thread, if you like the mummy and underworld then you'll like van helsing, if you are more into movies like amelie then this is not for you

Well I hated the Mummy but I loved Underworld, the thing I consistenly hear about this movie Van Helsing is the effects are great, the story is bogus and goofy, the directing is also very weak, which is why I thought Mummy sucked. I will probably still see it on DVD though.

Lane · 05-09-2004, 12:11 PM

Here is a tip guys:

Before you see any movie, check the rating at imdb.com
It's not 100% accurate but it gives you a very good idea if the movies is good or bad
Don't see anything that is rated under 6. If it is rated between 6 and 7, you decide. And anything rated over 7 is worth seeing, and anything rated over 8 is a must-see for all.

VMAN · 05-09-2004, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by simonsyinister
Van Helsing was a bonafide TURD..Dracula was fuckin' gay and the story was doo doo

Your sig is too big!

CamChicks · 05-09-2004, 12:25 PM

I am obsessed with monster movies, and was excited for this one when I first heard about it, but after seeing several previews I just can't convince myself to bother. This should have been an R-rated thing with all the famous movie monsters tearing people (and eachother?) apart. A monster apocalypse. Directed more like the 'Blade' series or a more classical version of 'Freddy vs Jason' (lol). These are horror icons! Instead it looks aimed at young kids with overprotective parents, and the CGI looks like a video game. Dracula/Frankenstein/Wolfman were perversions, as twisted as it got back in those days.. more than simpleminded childrens adventure stories.

SykkBoy · 05-09-2004, 01:07 PM

Mona Lisa Smile -- I almost divorced my wife to dragging me to that piece of shit, I fucking hate anything with Julia Roberts anyways (except Flatliners was decent). She is, without a doubt the worst horse-faced actress on the planet.

SykkBoy · 05-09-2004, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by Lane
Here is a tip guys:

Before you see any movie, check the rating at imdb.com
It's not 100% accurate but it gives you a very good idea if the movies is good or bad
Don't see anything that is rated under 6. If it is rated between 6 and 7, you decide. And anything rated over 7 is worth seeing, and anything rated over 8 is a must-see for all.

actually, I'm the opposite of most on imdb.com ;-)

I own a huge majority of the bottom 100

zzgundamnzz · 05-09-2004, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
anything with Madonna in it is pretty much just vomit spawn

Die Another Day was good in my opinion.

Worst movie I've ever seen was Robocop 4. It was blasphemy to the core

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