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abyss_al · 05-05-2004, 02:04 PM

i recently changed maids, her first time here..
what should i do?
hit it? - she's not bad
she's bending over so her tits show...she's not wearing a bra

Jimbo · 05-05-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
i recently changed maids, her first time here..
what should i do?
hit it? - she's not bad
she's bending over so her tits show...she's not wearing a bra

hit it

stevecore · 05-05-2004, 02:05 PM

how unprofessional! how sleazy! how awesome!

Linguist · 05-05-2004, 02:05 PM

and post pics

jm_247live · 05-05-2004, 02:05 PM

what are you waiting for?

abyss_al · 05-05-2004, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sjelefall
and post pics

gonna try to snap some pics right now

GonePhishing · 05-05-2004, 02:09 PM

Well, if you want to live out that maid fantasy, go for it!

SlickCash Sarah · 05-05-2004, 02:11 PM

Give 'er!

AMADude · 05-05-2004, 02:12 PM

I think she is just being flirty, who knows. Talk to her, flirt with her and see what happens.

smack · 05-05-2004, 02:14 PM

dude. what are you waiting for. fuck her.

in the ass!

TheFrog · 05-05-2004, 02:15 PM

dirtylatinamaids.com

zzgundamnzz · 05-05-2004, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFrog
dirtylatinamaids.com

He's going to have to pull out the benjamins then... they do some thorough cleaning

zubr · 05-05-2004, 02:20 PM

asking advice on fucking a maid... thats classic. someone already posted a story here about his maid catching him in the act of self-love

Wilber · 05-05-2004, 02:21 PM

- Never fuck the hired help:
If you fuck the hired help they figure once they are sucking your cock
they don't have to scrub the toilets anymore.

- Don't fuck new women in your home:
8 out of 10 bitches are psycho, if they know where you live then the
shit will surely hit the fan when they go into attack-mode.

Holly · 05-05-2004, 02:22 PM

You've probably confused her "I want to jab an ice pick into your jugular" look, with her "I want to fuck you" look. It's an honest mistake. A lot of the men I'm around do the same thing to me.

Rictor · 05-05-2004, 02:28 PM

She probably just wants to earn a little cash on the side.

Are you sure you called a legitimate maid service and not one of those escort services that use the maid service as a cover?

Easton · 05-05-2004, 02:29 PM

luckily my housekeeper cleans the house and nothing more

asuna · 05-05-2004, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber
- Never fuck the hired help:
If you fuck the hired help they figure once they are sucking your cock
they don't have to scrub the toilets anymore.

- Don't fuck new women in your home:
8 out of 10 bitches are psycho, if they know where you live then the
shit will surely hit the fan when they go into attack-mode.

^^^

EviLGuY · 05-05-2004, 02:57 PM

Only hit it if you are going to take pics.

bizmak · 05-05-2004, 02:58 PM

Hit it..

Babagirls · 05-05-2004, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zubr
someone already posted a story here about his maid catching him in the act of self-love

amd then he posted pics of her givin him head

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-05-2004, 03:13 PM

Put up her pics and let us approve first. Plus, it is Cinco Demayo. She may like it.

xxxdesign-net · 05-05-2004, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Put up her pics and let us approve first. Plus, it is Cinco Demayo. She may like it.

yup <h1> POST PICS! </h1>

just ask her if you can take some pics of her.. she'll be flattered...

Oracle Porn · 05-05-2004, 03:16 PM

thread is worthless without a pic.

Vitasoy · 05-05-2004, 03:17 PM

bang her good!

05-05-2004, 03:17 PM

Give her a shot of tequilla, show her your tubesteak and see if she feels like going for a ride on the bologna pony!

abyss_al · 05-05-2004, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
You've probably confused her "I want to jab an ice pick into your jugular" look, with her "I want to fuck you" look. It's an honest mistake. A lot of the men I'm around do the same thing to me.

Gabriel · 05-05-2004, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber
- Never fuck the hired help:
If you fuck the hired help they figure once they are sucking your cock
they don't have to scrub the toilets anymore.

- Don't fuck new women in your home:
8 out of 10 bitches are psycho, if they know where you live then the
shit will surely hit the fan when they go into attack-mode.

Very good fatherly advice.

Ron2k1 · 05-05-2004, 03:35 PM

Is your maid really there or just on your computer screen

VicMartin · 05-05-2004, 03:38 PM

Ask her to pose for you and snap a few pics

hydro · 05-05-2004, 03:38 PM

we need pics

KaLi · 05-05-2004, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
i recently changed maids, her first time here..
what should i do?
hit it? - she's not bad
she's bending over so her tits show...she's not wearing a bra

Fuck her dumbass!

TheMob · 05-05-2004, 03:39 PM

i think you should

alexg · 05-05-2004, 03:39 PM

Do you really need us to tell you to hit it?

Semi-Retired-Dave · 05-05-2004, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ron2k1
Is your maid really there or just on your computer screen

LOL

05-05-2004, 03:41 PM

This thread has become useless without pics.

abyss_al · 05-05-2004, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ron2k1
Is your maid really there or just on your computer screen

she's here

Oracle Porn · 05-05-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
she's here

where are the pics? I call BS

cayne · 05-05-2004, 03:47 PM

complete thread = bullshit without pics!

Ic3m4nZ · 05-05-2004, 03:51 PM

Rape the fuck out of her with no rubbers.

Evelyn · 05-05-2004, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
luckily my housekeeper cleans the house and nothing more

I didn't get so lucky.
My maid offered to do more.

Hey abyss, I can send mine over to you.
She won't be here after thursday.

Ice · 05-05-2004, 03:53 PM

Still no pics?

This thread fucking sucks

Strife · 05-05-2004, 03:54 PM

PICS???

DR_PHIL · 05-05-2004, 04:00 PM

tell her you need to take a picture for the NEW EMPLOYEE board

Pornopat · 05-05-2004, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
I didn't get so lucky.
My maid offered to do more.

Hey abyss, I can send mine over to you.
She won't be here after thursday.

I was allready wondering if you two had the same maid....

abyss_al · 05-05-2004, 04:03 PM

how do i approach her to take pix?

i dont want to scare her - she cleans good.. she will be coming over 2-3 times a week

Gman.357 · 05-05-2004, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
how do i approach her to take pix?

i dont want to scare her - she cleans good.. she will be coming over 2-3 times a week

Do you have a webcam?

Miss Shortcake · 05-05-2004, 04:05 PM

oh my goodness Al!

It really are getting inti trouble over there.

Evelyn · 05-05-2004, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornopat
I was allready wondering if you two had the same maid....

Shit! I didn't even think of that! We are both in SoCal.
Hey her name isn't Katy or Katalina is it? Is she hungarian?
She has a noticiable freckle under her left eye and has red-brown hair and dark eyes.

lilj · 05-05-2004, 04:07 PM

Hit it

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