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abyss_al 05-05-2004 02:04 PM

My maid is here..... she's looking at me like she wants to fuck me...
 
i recently changed maids, her first time here..
what should i do?
hit it? - she's not bad
she's bending over so her tits show...she's not wearing a bra

Jimbo 05-05-2004 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
i recently changed maids, her first time here..
what should i do?
hit it? - she's not bad
she's bending over so her tits show...she's not wearing a bra

hit it

stevecore 05-05-2004 02:05 PM

how unprofessional! how sleazy! how awesome!

Linguist 05-05-2004 02:05 PM

and post pics :Graucho

jm_247live 05-05-2004 02:05 PM

what are you waiting for?

abyss_al 05-05-2004 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sjelefall
and post pics :Graucho
gonna try to snap some pics right now :Graucho

GonePhishing 05-05-2004 02:09 PM

Well, if you want to live out that maid fantasy, go for it!

SlickCash Sarah 05-05-2004 02:11 PM

Give 'er!

AMADude 05-05-2004 02:12 PM

I think she is just being flirty, who knows. Talk to her, flirt with her and see what happens.
:Graucho

smack 05-05-2004 02:14 PM

dude. what are you waiting for. fuck her.



in the ass!

TheFrog 05-05-2004 02:15 PM

dirtylatinamaids.com:1orglaugh

zzgundamnzz 05-05-2004 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFrog
dirtylatinamaids.com:1orglaugh
He's going to have to pull out the benjamins then... they do some thorough cleaning :Graucho

zubr 05-05-2004 02:20 PM

asking advice on fucking a maid... thats classic. someone already posted a story here about his maid catching him in the act of self-love :)

Wilber 05-05-2004 02:21 PM

- Never fuck the hired help:
If you fuck the hired help they figure once they are sucking your cock
they don't have to scrub the toilets anymore.

- Don't fuck new women in your home:
8 out of 10 bitches are psycho, if they know where you live then the
shit will surely hit the fan when they go into attack-mode.

Holly 05-05-2004 02:22 PM

You've probably confused her "I want to jab an ice pick into your jugular" look, with her "I want to fuck you" look. It's an honest mistake. A lot of the men I'm around do the same thing to me.

Rictor 05-05-2004 02:28 PM

She probably just wants to earn a little cash on the side.

Are you sure you called a legitimate maid service and not one of those escort services that use the maid service as a cover?

Easton 05-05-2004 02:29 PM

luckily my housekeeper cleans the house and nothing more

asuna 05-05-2004 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber
- Never fuck the hired help:
If you fuck the hired help they figure once they are sucking your cock
they don't have to scrub the toilets anymore.

- Don't fuck new women in your home:
8 out of 10 bitches are psycho, if they know where you live then the
shit will surely hit the fan when they go into attack-mode.

^^^

EviLGuY 05-05-2004 02:57 PM

Only hit it if you are going to take pics. :2 cents:

:winkwink:

bizmak 05-05-2004 02:58 PM

Hit it..

Babagirls 05-05-2004 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zubr
someone already posted a story here about his maid catching him in the act of self-love :)
amd then he posted pics of her givin him head :Graucho

Semi-Retired-Dave 05-05-2004 03:13 PM

Put up her pics and let us approve first. Plus, it is Cinco Demayo. She may like it.

xxxdesign-net 05-05-2004 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Put up her pics and let us approve first. Plus, it is Cinco Demayo. She may like it.
yup <h1> POST PICS! </h1>

just ask her if you can take some pics of her.. she'll be flattered...

Oracle Porn 05-05-2004 03:16 PM

thread is worthless without a pic.

Vitasoy 05-05-2004 03:17 PM

bang her good! :)

shermo 05-05-2004 03:17 PM

Give her a shot of tequilla, show her your tubesteak and see if she feels like going for a ride on the bologna pony!

abyss_al 05-05-2004 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
You've probably confused her "I want to jab an ice pick into your jugular" look, with her "I want to fuck you" look. It's an honest mistake. A lot of the men I'm around do the same thing to me.
:1orglaugh

Gabriel 05-05-2004 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilber
- Never fuck the hired help:
If you fuck the hired help they figure once they are sucking your cock
they don't have to scrub the toilets anymore.

- Don't fuck new women in your home:
8 out of 10 bitches are psycho, if they know where you live then the
shit will surely hit the fan when they go into attack-mode.

Very good fatherly advice.

Ron2k1 05-05-2004 03:35 PM

Is your maid really there or just on your computer screen :question

VicMartin 05-05-2004 03:38 PM

Ask her to pose for you and snap a few pics

hydro 05-05-2004 03:38 PM

we need pics :glugglug

KaLi 05-05-2004 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
i recently changed maids, her first time here..
what should i do?
hit it? - she's not bad
she's bending over so her tits show...she's not wearing a bra

Fuck her dumbass! :thumbsup

TheMob 05-05-2004 03:39 PM

i think you should

alexg 05-05-2004 03:39 PM

Do you really need us to tell you to hit it?

Semi-Retired-Dave 05-05-2004 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ron2k1
Is your maid really there or just on your computer screen :question
LOL

shermo 05-05-2004 03:41 PM

This thread has become useless without pics. :(

abyss_al 05-05-2004 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ron2k1
Is your maid really there or just on your computer screen :question
she's here

Oracle Porn 05-05-2004 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
she's here
where are the pics? I call BS

cayne 05-05-2004 03:47 PM

complete thread = bullshit without pics! :)

Ic3m4nZ 05-05-2004 03:51 PM

Rape the fuck out of her with no rubbers.

Evelyn 05-05-2004 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
luckily my housekeeper cleans the house and nothing more
I didn't get so lucky.
My maid offered to do more.

Hey abyss, I can send mine over to you.
She won't be here after thursday.

Ice 05-05-2004 03:53 PM

Still no pics?


This thread fucking sucks :glugglug

Strife 05-05-2004 03:54 PM

PICS???

DR_PHIL 05-05-2004 04:00 PM

tell her you need to take a picture for the NEW EMPLOYEE board

Pornopat 05-05-2004 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
I didn't get so lucky.
My maid offered to do more.

Hey abyss, I can send mine over to you.
She won't be here after thursday.

I was allready wondering if you two had the same maid....

abyss_al 05-05-2004 04:03 PM

how do i approach her to take pix?

i dont want to scare her - she cleans good.. she will be coming over 2-3 times a week

Gman.357 05-05-2004 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
how do i approach her to take pix?

i dont want to scare her - she cleans good.. she will be coming over 2-3 times a week

Do you have a webcam? :winkwink:

Miss Shortcake 05-05-2004 04:05 PM

oh my goodness Al!

It really are getting inti trouble over there.

Evelyn 05-05-2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornopat
I was allready wondering if you two had the same maid....
Shit! I didn't even think of that! We are both in SoCal.
Hey her name isn't Katy or Katalina is it? Is she hungarian?
She has a noticiable freckle under her left eye and has red-brown hair and dark eyes.

lilj 05-05-2004 04:07 PM

Hit it:)


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