Depressed server, would like to be left alone.. - GoFuckYourself.com

chemicaleyes · 05-08-2004, 04:40 PM

http://www.micoks.net/~jherder/JayURLs/urlsx.html

newbreed · 05-08-2004, 04:42 PM

Prolly one of the best I've seen

bllott · 05-08-2004, 04:43 PM

good stuff

Ross · 05-08-2004, 04:43 PM

Reminds me of a woman.

wdsguy · 05-08-2004, 04:44 PM

Jimmer · 05-08-2004, 04:49 PM

That is really funny.

chemicaleyes · 05-08-2004, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wdsguy
lame

I bet you didn't even read it

gwilkins · 05-08-2004, 04:58 PM

I saw that years ago with out the picture

AvanteGuard · 05-08-2004, 05:04 PM

How sad...but funny!

DR_PHIL · 05-08-2004, 05:07 PM

Sarah_Jayne · 05-08-2004, 05:10 PM

do any of you actually get the litterary reference they are tipping their hat to? If not you aren't geek enough to be on the internet..please kindly unplug your modems.

chemicaleyes · 05-09-2004, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
do any of you actually get the litterary reference they are tipping their hat to? If not you aren't geek enough to be on the internet..please kindly unplug your modems.

too lazy to think and nothing springs to mind, so go on enlighten me.

TheFrog · 05-09-2004, 04:04 AM

Sarah_Jayne · 05-09-2004, 04:16 AM

it is a parody of Marvin the paranoid android from Hitchhiker's Guide. If there was any doubt at all the 'here i am brain the size of a ...' comment made it certain.

VideoJ · 05-09-2004, 05:05 AM

http://www.podster.pwp.blueyonder.co...sc/marvin.html

"Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing ?"

SS396chevelleSS · 05-09-2004, 05:10 AM

wow, that took forever

EviLGuY · 05-09-2004, 05:10 AM

hehe.. good shit.

kenny · 05-09-2004, 05:14 AM

View the source to read it without that annoying delay

"The requested hahahahahahahaha is totally fake.",
'No "/nosuchfile" here.',
"Even tried multi.",
"Nothing helped.",
"Maybe it's been deleted?",
"Or maybe it's been moved?",
"Whatever the reason, it's just not there!",
"I'm sorry. I've failed you.",
"I was desigend to serve web pages,",
"but now I go and find I cant.",
"I'm really depressed about this.",
"I feel so inadiquate.",
"You see, I'm just a web server...",
"-- here I am, brain the size of the penny,",
"trying to serve you a simple web page,",
"and then it doesn't even exist!",
"Where does that leave me?!",
"I mean, I don't even know you.",
"How should I know what you wanted from me?",
"You honestly think I can *guess*",
"what someone I don't even *know*",
"wants to find here?",
"*sigh*",
"Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.",
"And then where would we be, I ask you?",
"It's not pretty when a web server cries.",
"My circuits get all rusty.",
"Then come the parity errors and glitches.",
"It's not long after that whe some fat guy",
"with sticky fingers and bad teeth",
"starts poking around inside of me,",
"blowing on my pins with compressed air,",
"giving me a chill.",
"You know what happens next, right?",
"Next think you know, I've got a cold,",
"or worse yet, a virus.",
"And then were will I be? In pieces, thank you very much!",
"All because you wanted a web page that wasn't there!",
"And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?",
"Just because I'm a web server,",
"and possibly a manic depressive one at that?",
"Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?",
"Huh?",
"I'm so depressed...",
"I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.",
"I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Two effing weeks,",
"and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,",
"that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,",
"just because it doesn't have some tiddly little",
"security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,",
"or something.",
"I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,",
"I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,",
"and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.",
"But I couldn't get this one.",
"I'm so sorry.",
"Believe me!",
"Maybe I could interest you in another page?",
"There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,",
"although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.",
"Figures, huh?",
"Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.",
"That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,",
"all day and all night long.",
"Two weeks of information overload,",
"and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.",
"What kind of a life is that?",
"Now, please let me sulk alone.",
"I'm so depressed."

chemicaleyes · 05-09-2004, 05:22 AM

old now, but another good one http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

05-08-2004, 04:40 PM	#1
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05-09-2004, 04:16 AM	#14
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	it is a parody of Marvin the paranoid android from Hitchhiker's Guide. If there was any doubt at all the 'here i am brain the size of a ...' comment made it certain.

05-09-2004, 05:05 AM	#15
VideoJ Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: S. Florida Posts: 750	http://www.podster.pwp.blueyonder.co...sc/marvin.html "Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing ?"

05-09-2004, 05:10 AM	#17
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	hehe.. good shit.

05-09-2004, 05:14 AM	#18
kenny Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 7,245	View the source to read it without that annoying delay "The requested hahahahahahahaha is totally fake.", 'No "/nosuchfile" here.', "Even tried multi.", "Nothing helped.", "Maybe it's been deleted?", "Or maybe it's been moved?", "Whatever the reason, it's just not there!", "I'm sorry. I've failed you.", "I was desigend to serve web pages,", "but now I go and find I cant.", "I'm really depressed about this.", "I feel so inadiquate.", "You see, I'm just a web server...", "-- here I am, brain the size of the penny,", "trying to serve you a simple web page,", "and then it doesn't even exist!", "Where does that leave me?!", "I mean, I don't even know you.", "How should I know what you wanted from me?", "You honestly think I can guess", "what someone I don't even know", "wants to find here?", "sigh", "Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.", "And then where would we be, I ask you?", "It's not pretty when a web server cries.", "My circuits get all rusty.", "Then come the parity errors and glitches.", "It's not long after that whe some fat guy", "with sticky fingers and bad teeth", "starts poking around inside of me,", "blowing on my pins with compressed air,", "giving me a chill.", "You know what happens next, right?", "Next think you know, I've got a cold,", "or worse yet, a virus.", "And then were will I be? In pieces, thank you very much!", "All because you wanted a web page that wasn't there!", "And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?", "Just because I'm a web server,", "and possibly a manic depressive one at that?", "Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?", "Huh?", "I'm so depressed...", "I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.", "I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?", "What kind of a life is that?", "Two effing weeks,", "and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,", "that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,", "just because it doesn't have some tiddly little", "security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,", "or something.", "I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,", "I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,", "and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.", "But I couldn't get this one.", "I'm so sorry.", "Believe me!", "Maybe I could interest you in another page?", "There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,", "although none of them were put on my server, of course.", "Figures, huh?", "Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.", "That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,", "all day and all night long.", "Two weeks of information overload,", "and then pffftt, consigned to the trash.", "What kind of a life is that?", "Now, please let me sulk alone.", "I'm so depressed." __________________ 7

05-09-2004, 05:22 AM	#19
chemicaleyes UNSTOPPABLE Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: UK :: ICQ# 156068 Posts: 11,569	old now, but another good one http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ __________________ No way as way, No limitation as limitation. AmeriNOC formally PhatServers