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Cali Gangstars wanna Mess with Me
I have a fast car. I go fast in my fast car.
This morning on my way home from picking up breakfast at the local VONS, as I'm driving through my community I notice a gray pickup truck behind me and I get the feeling I'm being followed. I drive as usual, pull into my driveway and into the garage... The pickup comes in behind and stops... 2 gangstars get out (ones on my right behind the car thinking I dont know hes there) the other comes up on my left about 5-10 feet away from my open door and says "Stop racing down that street... something something... theres kids... something something..." Im like, "What street?" Hes like " Faith and something something" Im like, "Which???" Hes like "That street stop fucking racing down it or you'll have a bunch of gangmembers at this house, we were looking for you last night". I say, "Ok..." and proceed to carry my groceries out of the car and they leave. Now, my question to the GFY fatties is ... should I burn down their house, blow up their car with a mix of pool cleaner dropped into their gas tank via a ping pong ball, then shoot their knee caps out? |
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You should stop street racing. Its majorly lame.
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No just stop speeding down streets where kids play.
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if that will make you happy go go go just do it
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i have man boobies
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What AMADude said.
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nuke the neighborhood and have it all to yourself
less kids more street racing less gangbangers less crime less people on earth more air do you see the benefits, you can't lose! |
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been very busy
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you should get the living shit kicked out of you by the gangbangers (aka dads) who are tryin to save there kids lifes
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#13 |
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Hire a couple of hard skull cracking white boys to knock them the fuck out.
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slow the fuck down before you get your honkey ass shot
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You don't have the balls to do it.
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I dont street race, I think its queer as well.
And let me clarify - 'racing' down the street is 40mph... i guess theyre just another bunch of dumbass mexicans who think 'loud is fast' Theyre just to many corners i need to take for me to even hit past 40mph anyways... plus my car stops on a dime... (or a kid ![]() |
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um they are right dont drive fast in residental area's
fucking moron
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just another bad neigborhood in Cali you ran into I guess. Show them that you are the wrong guy they are messing with. Ignore them or
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And starting beef over nothing is just lame and you'll end up with your house beeing trashed or your ass beeing kicked.
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what a fucking loser... why would you speed through a neighborhood anyways?
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if they are respectable then listen. if they are fags, then get some guns and prepare for war.
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![]() If u have family slow down i gangbanged back in my teen years in Phx but u r in cali they will kill your folks dont play u r blessed they didnt lay u down that day they will kill u 24/7 and not worry about the police thats real!
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yer fucked
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Im not sure what u r into but u may have 2 break the law because u made a enemy "In the hood" (in your neighborhood!)when they get drunk and hi az a kyte they may swiss cheese yo house(shoot your house!) watch your back(duck season)
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my advice to u is to move out of the hood.
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slow down....now on the other hand i wonder if the gangstas care about children when they smoke a few in drive by shootings??
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they know where you live so you're fucked either way, swallow your pride and slow down.
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Fuck slowing down dude. If you have a fast car, drive it properly. The trick is, not running people over and not pissing people off. If your car is absurdly loud then that's prolly pissing them off more than the speed. Also, if you are going 40 mph beside a playground or school that's a bit different. I could see why they are pissed if that was the case.
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How about you do yourself a favor.. slow the fuck the down in residential neighborhoods... It would definetly suck to goto jail and be bubbas butt buddy because you were going to fast in a residential neighborhood and killed a kid... Even worse how would that make you feel.
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whatever you do ... where gloves, have an alliby prepared
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eh. shoot their fucking knee caps out.
now that's interesting. gang memers playing the role of neighborhood watch. now if THAT'S not a role reversal.
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oh yeah, and stop driving fast in residential neighborhoods.
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