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Magg 05-08-2004 08:25 AM

Cali Gangstars wanna Mess with Me
 
I have a fast car. I go fast in my fast car.

This morning on my way home from picking up breakfast at the local VONS, as I'm driving through my community I notice a gray pickup truck behind me and I get the feeling I'm being followed.

I drive as usual, pull into my driveway and into the garage...

The pickup comes in behind and stops... 2 gangstars get out (ones on my right behind the car thinking I dont know hes there) the other comes up on my left about 5-10 feet away from my open door and says

"Stop racing down that street... something something... theres kids... something something..."


Im like, "What street?"

Hes like " Faith and something something"

Im like, "Which???"

Hes like "That street stop fucking racing down it or you'll have a bunch of gangmembers at this house, we were looking for you last night".

I say, "Ok..." and proceed to carry my groceries out of the car and they leave.


Now, my question to the GFY fatties is ... should I burn down their house, blow up their car with a mix of pool cleaner dropped into their gas tank via a ping pong ball, then shoot their knee caps out?

candyflip 05-08-2004 08:27 AM

Go for it! :thumbsup

benc 05-08-2004 08:27 AM

You should stop street racing. Its majorly lame.

ThePornPusher 05-08-2004 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by benc
You should stop street racing. Its majorly lame.

AMADude 05-08-2004 08:28 AM

No just stop speeding down streets where kids play.
:1orglaugh

iFliPcEss 05-08-2004 08:28 AM

if that will make you happy go go go just do it

bringer 05-08-2004 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AMADude
No just stop speeding down streets where kids play.
:1orglaugh


DarkJedi 05-08-2004 08:29 AM

What AMADude said.

pornstar2pac 05-08-2004 08:29 AM

Have you seen the movie "colors"?





In LA we don't die, just multiply. -Ice Tea

Hustlin Entertainment 05-08-2004 08:30 AM

nuke the neighborhood and have it all to yourself
less kids more street racing
less gangbangers less crime
less people on earth more air
do you see the benefits, you can't lose!

PornoMan 05-08-2004 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by benc
You should stop street racing. Its majorly lame.

ditto

brand0n 05-08-2004 08:36 AM

you should get the living shit kicked out of you by the gangbangers (aka dads) who are tryin to save there kids lifes

ldinternet 05-08-2004 08:37 AM

Hire a couple of hard skull cracking white boys to knock them the fuck out.


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DR_PHIL 05-08-2004 08:38 AM

slow the fuck down before you get your honkey ass shot

KMR Stitch 05-08-2004 08:38 AM

You don't have the balls to do it.

Take pix

Magg 05-08-2004 09:09 AM

I dont street race, I think its queer as well.

And let me clarify - 'racing' down the street is 40mph... i guess theyre just another bunch of dumbass mexicans who think 'loud is fast'


Theyre just to many corners i need to take for me to even hit past 40mph anyways...


plus my car stops on a dime... (or a kid :1orglaugh )

Chris 05-08-2004 09:14 AM

um they are right dont drive fast in residental area's

fucking moron

loverboy 05-08-2004 09:17 AM

just another bad neigborhood in Cali you ran into I guess. Show them that you are the wrong guy they are messing with. Ignore them or :ak47:

chemicaleyes 05-08-2004 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AMADude
No just stop speeding down streets where kids play.
:1orglaugh


JamesK 05-08-2004 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AMADude
No just stop speeding down streets where kids play.
:1orglaugh

What he said.

Doctor Dre 05-08-2004 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by benc
You should stop street racing. Its majorly lame.
What he said ... If I'd see a fucker race in front of my house (where kids play all the time in the street) I'd be mad at him for a good reason ...

Magg 05-08-2004 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
And let me clarify - 'racing' down the street is 40mph... i guess theyre just another bunch of dumbass mexicans who think 'loud is fast'


Doctor Dre 05-08-2004 09:21 AM

And starting beef over nothing is just lame and you'll end up with your house beeing trashed or your ass beeing kicked.

Lane 05-08-2004 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
I dont street race, I think its queer as well.

And let me clarify - 'racing' down the street is 40mph... i guess theyre just another bunch of dumbass mexicans who think 'loud is fast'


Theyre just to many corners i need to take for me to even hit past 40mph anyways...


plus my car stops on a dime... (or a kid :1orglaugh )

Is that 40mph on a 25mph residential zone? That would still make u an asshole

brizzad 05-08-2004 09:22 AM

what a fucking loser... why would you speed through a neighborhood anyways?

strats 05-08-2004 09:23 AM

if they are respectable then listen. if they are fags, then get some guns and prepare for war.

Hustlin Entertainment 05-08-2004 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
Is that 40mph on a 25mph residential zone? That would still make u an asshole
it's fags like you who should be shot at random

Doctor Dre 05-08-2004 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hustlin Entertainment
it's fags like you who should be shot at random
The day you'll hit a lil kid let's see who's momma will get a gun and shoot you . That's what I'd do if somebody would hit my girl

jennym 05-08-2004 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
Is that 40mph on a 25mph residential zone? That would still make u an asshole

muskrat 05-08-2004 10:48 AM

If u have family slow down i gangbanged back in my teen years in Phx but u r in cali they will kill your folks dont play u r blessed they didnt lay u down that day they will kill u 24/7 and not worry about the police thats real!

Sosa 05-08-2004 10:53 AM

yer fucked

Pipecrew 05-08-2004 10:56 AM

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I got your back foo

muskrat 05-08-2004 10:58 AM

Nice tools!:ak47:

PenisFace 05-08-2004 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by muskrat
If u have family slow down i gangbanged back in my teen years in Phx but u r in cali they will kill your folks dont play u r blessed they didnt lay u down that day they will kill u 24/7 and not worry about the police thats real!
Can someone translate this? :Graucho

NickPapageorgio 05-08-2004 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
Now, my question to the GFY fatties is ... should I burn down their house, blow up their car with a mix of pool cleaner dropped into their gas tank via a ping pong ball, then shoot their knee caps out?
Personally I think you are a big talker. Lots of internerd users like to talk big on message boards and in chat. If you sped through my neighborhood where my kids play, you may not have had the chance to piss your pants that these "stupid mexicans" gave you. Shut the fuck up and go drive your hyundai. I get so sick of seeing big mouths run online. It's so 1990's...

muskrat 05-08-2004 11:08 AM

Im not sure what u r into but u may have 2 break the law because u made a enemy "In the hood" (in your neighborhood!)when they get drunk and hi az a kyte they may swiss cheese yo house(shoot your house!) watch your back(duck season)

Oracle Porn 05-08-2004 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Hire a couple of hard skull cracking white boys to knock them the fuck out.


<img src="http://www.hotlinkpro.com/whiteboyz.jpg" border="1">

:1orglaugh

wdsguy 05-08-2004 11:12 AM

my advice to u is to move out of the hood.

cypocrypt 05-08-2004 11:13 AM

slow down....now on the other hand i wonder if the gangstas care about children when they smoke a few in drive by shootings??

Lace 05-08-2004 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by benc
You should stop street racing. Its majorly lame.

Jamie 05-08-2004 11:18 AM

they know where you live so you're fucked either way, swallow your pride and slow down.

torrey 05-08-2004 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
I have a fast car. I go fast in my fast car.

Youre an Idiot. :2 cents:

jaymus 05-08-2004 11:32 AM

Fuck slowing down dude. If you have a fast car, drive it properly. The trick is, not running people over and not pissing people off. If your car is absurdly loud then that's prolly pissing them off more than the speed. Also, if you are going 40 mph beside a playground or school that's a bit different. I could see why they are pissed if that was the case.

piker 05-08-2004 11:40 AM

How about you do yourself a favor.. slow the fuck the down in residential neighborhoods... It would definetly suck to goto jail and be bubbas butt buddy because you were going to fast in a residential neighborhood and killed a kid... Even worse how would that make you feel.

Reak 05-08-2004 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by benc
You should stop street racing. Its majorly lame.

notjoe 05-08-2004 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
I have a fast car. I go fast in my fast car.

This morning on my way home from picking up breakfast at the local VONS, as I'm driving through my community I notice a gray pickup truck behind me and I get the feeling I'm being followed.

I drive as usual, pull into my driveway and into the garage...

The pickup comes in behind and stops... 2 gangstars get out (ones on my right behind the car thinking I dont know hes there) the other comes up on my left about 5-10 feet away from my open door and says

"Stop racing down that street... something something... theres kids... something something..."


Im like, "What street?"

Hes like " Faith and something something"

Im like, "Which???"

Hes like "That street stop fucking racing down it or you'll have a bunch of gangmembers at this house, we were looking for you last night".

I say, "Ok..." and proceed to carry my groceries out of the car and they leave.


Now, my question to the GFY fatties is ... should I burn down their house, blow up their car with a mix of pool cleaner dropped into their gas tank via a ping pong ball, then shoot their knee caps out?

Do you normally lead people who are following you back to your house?

abyss_al 05-08-2004 01:22 PM

whatever you do ... where gloves, have an alliby prepared :thumbsup

if you got a cleaner... even better:thumbsup

8-Ball 05-08-2004 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AMADude
No just stop speeding down streets where kids play.
:1orglaugh

Thank you! well said :thumbsup

smack 05-08-2004 01:31 PM

eh. shoot their fucking knee caps out.


now that's interesting. gang memers playing the role of neighborhood watch. now if THAT'S not a role reversal.

smack 05-08-2004 01:31 PM

oh yeah, and stop driving fast in residential neighborhoods.


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