Best way to make kids shutup? - GoFuckYourself.com

nathan_f · 05-09-2004, 08:57 AM

Ok, so there's a bunch of kids playing outside, it's a nice day, so let them play.. the only problem is, they like screaming. and when i say screaming, i mean like 'there's a bad man trying to get me' screaming.

I thought of playing some classical music out the hahahahahahas like stores do to keep bums away.

any ideas?

skinnay · 05-09-2004, 08:59 AM

StRoGE · 05-09-2004, 09:00 AM

If you find something that works, PLEASE let me know.
Theres a shitload of little fuckers around here waking me up at all hours of the afternoon too.

Corleone · 05-09-2004, 09:00 AM

play some michael jackson songs...

fris · 05-09-2004, 09:00 AM

double roundhouse knock out there teeth

SS396chevelleSS · 05-09-2004, 09:00 AM

tell them they will go to jail if they dont shut up

GirlNinja · 05-09-2004, 09:01 AM

Go sit in the lawn with a dirty white t-shirt on and a boner.

Their parents will be around shortly to take them home.

Lycanthrope · 05-09-2004, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by skinnay
mace

Aye, mace.

Viper2K1 · 05-09-2004, 09:02 AM

that's why they invented paintball guns

or just put your headphones on with some nice music

Jdoughs · 05-09-2004, 09:03 AM

Nathan you said earlier in the week you are 4 hrs north or Toronto...where abouts are you?

Theres 2 of us from the industry up in Sudbury

zentz · 05-09-2004, 09:03 AM

nathan_f · 05-09-2004, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Viper2K1
that's why they invented paintball guns

or just put your headphones on with some nice music

i've got my usual ambient winamp station open, and it doesnt mix well with kids screaming heh, off to find those headphones..

acratophorum · 05-09-2004, 09:05 AM

Smoke them on a joint then sit them down in front of the TV and turn on seaseme street. I guarentee you that the kids won't move for hours!

CuriousToyBoy2 · 05-09-2004, 09:05 AM

Go to THERE houses, wait out front, and scream at the top of you lungs.

When their paranets come out and ask WTF is going on, tell them you are just doing to them what their kids are doing to you.

That will either work, or get you a nice quiet jail cell.

nathan_f · 05-09-2004, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
Nathan you said earlier in the week you are 4 hrs north or Toronto...where abouts are you?

Theres 2 of us from the industry up in Sudbury

yup, i'm in sudbury

yingwey (spelling?) is too i believe

nathan_f · 05-09-2004, 09:09 AM

Here ya go Jdoughs

took this yesterday when i was in copper cliff

Zester · 05-09-2004, 09:13 AM

try asking nicley to lower their voices.

or:

Jdoughs · 05-09-2004, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
Here ya go Jdoughs

took this yesterday when i was in copper cliff

Your never gonna beleive this but the blue sided house on the left is friends of mine and i used to live in the house next to it (up one more the brick one) when i first got married...haha to cool

Yes the other guy from here is yngwei. (val caron) We should get together and have a few beers over a BBQ one night.

hit me up 330766 icq

Lykos · 05-09-2004, 09:20 AM

Buy them toys

Corleone · 05-09-2004, 09:22 AM

be quiet kid !

Jdoughs · 05-09-2004, 09:22 AM

HAHA shit it may be my kids out there drivin you whacko...i had to toss them outside

Goose · 05-09-2004, 09:25 AM

club 'em hard ;)

bufferover · 05-09-2004, 09:27 AM

More likely that today kids more like PS2 rather then toys

nathan_f · 05-09-2004, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
Your never gonna beleive this but the blue sided house on the left is friends of mine and i used to live in the house next to it (up one more the brick one) when i first got married...haha to cool

Yes the other guy from here is yngwei. (val caron) We should get together and have a few beers over a BBQ one night.

hit me up 330766 icq

crazy, i was just driving through there since the bridge on lorne collapsed..

maybe i'll take you up on that offer one day

bringer · 05-09-2004, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
Ok, so there's a bunch of kids playing outside, it's a nice day, so let them play.. the only problem is, they like screaming. and when i say screaming, i mean like 'there's a bad man trying to get me' screaming.

I thought of playing some classical music out the hahahahahahas like stores do to keep bums away.

any ideas?

i had the same problem
bunch of little kids playing football in my front yard
i walked outside and took the ball. its still on my roof
or you could just play the michaeljackson music like someone mentioned b4

TheFrog · 05-09-2004, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
play some michael jackson songs...

that would just make them scream more

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 05-09-2004, 09:38 AM

poison candy

StRoGE · 05-09-2004, 09:44 AM

It seems like I either have the young kids (5-6) screaming at the top of their lungs chasing each other around, or the teenagers (15-16) building BMX ramps in the middle of the street so all I hear is the THUD of a bike hitting a ramp.
I thought about taking my lifted sonoma and driving over their ramps, but I'd like to try to avoid pissing off their parents if possible....

bringer · 05-09-2004, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StRoGE
It seems like I either have the young kids (5-6) screaming at the top of their lungs chasing each other around, or the teenagers (15-16) building BMX ramps in the middle of the street so all I hear is the THUD of a bike hitting a ramp.
I thought about taking my lifted sonoma and driving over their ramps, but I'd like to try to avoid pissing off their parents if possible....

run over the kids then
im sure they wont mind that

cayne · 05-09-2004, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
play some michael jackson songs...

haha - good one.

nathan_f · 05-09-2004, 09:58 AM

UPDATE: Someone is now using a radial saw.

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