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nathan_f 05-09-2004 08:57 AM

Best way to make kids shutup?
 
Ok, so there's a bunch of kids playing outside, it's a nice day, so let them play.. the only problem is, they like screaming. and when i say screaming, i mean like 'there's a bad man trying to get me' screaming.

I thought of playing some classical music out the hahahahahahas like stores do to keep bums away. :1orglaugh

any ideas?

skinnay 05-09-2004 08:59 AM

mace

StRoGE 05-09-2004 09:00 AM

If you find something that works, PLEASE let me know.
Theres a shitload of little fuckers around here waking me up at all hours of the afternoon too.

Corleone 05-09-2004 09:00 AM

play some michael jackson songs... :Graucho

fris 05-09-2004 09:00 AM

double roundhouse knock out there teeth

SS396chevelleSS 05-09-2004 09:00 AM

tell them they will go to jail if they dont shut up

GirlNinja 05-09-2004 09:01 AM

Go sit in the lawn with a dirty white t-shirt on and a boner.

Their parents will be around shortly to take them home.

Lycanthrope 05-09-2004 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by skinnay
mace
Aye, mace.

http://www.bimmini.com/studios/mace.jpg

Viper2K1 05-09-2004 09:02 AM

that's why they invented paintball guns :Graucho

or just put your headphones on with some nice music

Jdoughs 05-09-2004 09:03 AM

Nathan you said earlier in the week you are 4 hrs north or Toronto...where abouts are you?

Theres 2 of us from the industry up in Sudbury

zentz 05-09-2004 09:03 AM

glue

nathan_f 05-09-2004 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Viper2K1
that's why they invented paintball guns :Graucho

or just put your headphones on with some nice music

i've got my usual ambient winamp station open, and it doesnt mix well with kids screaming heh, off to find those headphones..

acratophorum 05-09-2004 09:05 AM

Smoke them on a joint then sit them down in front of the TV and turn on seaseme street. I guarentee you that the kids won't move for hours!

CuriousToyBoy2 05-09-2004 09:05 AM

Go to THERE houses, wait out front, and scream at the top of you lungs.

When their paranets come out and ask WTF is going on, tell them you are just doing to them what their kids are doing to you.

That will either work, or get you a nice quiet jail cell.

:Graucho

nathan_f 05-09-2004 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
Nathan you said earlier in the week you are 4 hrs north or Toronto...where abouts are you?

Theres 2 of us from the industry up in Sudbury

yup, i'm in sudbury :thumbsup

yingwey (spelling?) is too i believe

nathan_f 05-09-2004 09:09 AM

Here ya go Jdoughs :glugglug

took this yesterday when i was in copper cliff

http://www.pudpounder.com/gfy/IMG_2249.jpg

Zester 05-09-2004 09:13 AM

try asking nicley to lower their voices.



































or:


http://www.cavalryarms.com/SST-870/shotguns-01.jpg

Jdoughs 05-09-2004 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
Here ya go Jdoughs :glugglug

took this yesterday when i was in copper cliff

http://www.pudpounder.com/gfy/IMG_2249.jpg

Your never gonna beleive this but the blue sided house on the left is friends of mine and i used to live in the house next to it (up one more the brick one) when i first got married...haha to cool

Yes the other guy from here is yngwei. (val caron) We should get together and have a few beers over a BBQ one night.

hit me up 330766 icq

Lykos 05-09-2004 09:20 AM

Buy them toys:thumbsup

Corleone 05-09-2004 09:22 AM

http://abyss.hubbe.net/gfx/covers/jt...shotgun-lg.jpg be quiet kid !:glugglug

Jdoughs 05-09-2004 09:22 AM

HAHA shit it may be my kids out there drivin you whacko...i had to toss them outside

Goose 05-09-2004 09:25 AM

club 'em hard ;)

bufferover 05-09-2004 09:27 AM

More likely that today kids more like PS2 rather then toys

nathan_f 05-09-2004 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jdoughs
Your never gonna beleive this but the blue sided house on the left is friends of mine and i used to live in the house next to it (up one more the brick one) when i first got married...haha to cool

Yes the other guy from here is yngwei. (val caron) We should get together and have a few beers over a BBQ one night.

hit me up 330766 icq

:1orglaugh crazy, i was just driving through there since the bridge on lorne collapsed..

maybe i'll take you up on that offer one day :thumbsup

bringer 05-09-2004 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nathan_f
Ok, so there's a bunch of kids playing outside, it's a nice day, so let them play.. the only problem is, they like screaming. and when i say screaming, i mean like 'there's a bad man trying to get me' screaming.

I thought of playing some classical music out the hahahahahahas like stores do to keep bums away. :1orglaugh

any ideas?

i had the same problem
bunch of little kids playing football in my front yard
i walked outside and took the ball. its still on my roof
or you could just play the michaeljackson music like someone mentioned b4

TheFrog 05-09-2004 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
play some michael jackson songs... :Graucho

that would just make them scream more

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-09-2004 09:38 AM

poison candy :helpme

StRoGE 05-09-2004 09:44 AM

It seems like I either have the young kids (5-6) screaming at the top of their lungs chasing each other around, or the teenagers (15-16) building BMX ramps in the middle of the street so all I hear is the THUD of a bike hitting a ramp.
I thought about taking my lifted sonoma and driving over their ramps, but I'd like to try to avoid pissing off their parents if possible....

bringer 05-09-2004 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StRoGE
It seems like I either have the young kids (5-6) screaming at the top of their lungs chasing each other around, or the teenagers (15-16) building BMX ramps in the middle of the street so all I hear is the THUD of a bike hitting a ramp.
I thought about taking my lifted sonoma and driving over their ramps, but I'd like to try to avoid pissing off their parents if possible....

run over the kids then
im sure they wont mind that

cayne 05-09-2004 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corleone
play some michael jackson songs... :Graucho
haha - good one.

nathan_f 05-09-2004 09:58 AM

UPDATE: Someone is now using a radial saw. :ak47:


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