Wouldn't Gays love to go to prison? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 08:43 PM

I mean, wouldn't gay dudes want to beat a path to the nearest prison because it has wall to wall cock and is a butthole bonanza seekers' delight?

I can see a gay dude in prison thinking like Bubba Gump talking about the differing recipes for shrip from the movie "Forrest Gump".... "black dick, brown dick, white dick, hard dick, soft dick, throbbing dick, twisted dick, thick dick, thin dick, violent dick, sensitive dick...dick dick dick...." LOL

Spunky · 03-19-2004, 08:44 PM

I bet you have an erection thinking about it don't you?...homo

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
I bet you have an erection thinking about it don't you?...homo

Is that what your dad tells you?

reynold · 03-19-2004, 08:56 PM

I think so, co'z there's a lot
of boys them to meet!!

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 08:56 PM

Heavy D once released an album that boasted that it will make rap fans "happier than a punk in prison." He caught a lot of flack for it. I don't see anything inaccurate about the quote unless of course the punk in question is a straight guy forced to suck cock or else get beat down Compton-style.

unconnected · 03-19-2004, 09:08 PM

besides the fact that you have a super high risk of getting aids in Prison and the fact that just because you are gay it doesn't mean you can't be raped, sure, I bet they are lining up to get in..

Jesus, some people should not be allowed to procreate

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:10 PM

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Originally posted by unconnected
besides the fact that you have a super high risk of getting aids in Prison and the fact that just because you are gay it doesn't mean you can't be raped, sure, I bet they are lining up to get in..

Jesus, some people should not be allowed to procreate

It's not rape if they dig getting anally probed now, would it?

As for aids, Im sure the prison authorities dispense condoms, etc.

Dawgy · 03-19-2004, 09:11 PM

you sir, are a fucking idiot and i hope you get to experience the pleasure of being assraped in prison one day.

Napolean · 03-19-2004, 09:11 PM

you gotta put it in a point of view for a straight male..

how many straight guys would dig getting locked up in a womens prison?

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:13 PM

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Originally posted by Dawgy
you sir, are a fucking idiot and i hope you get to experience the pleasure of being assraped in prison one day.

Im not talking about rape. Which is normally reserved as punishment for punks and other straights anyway. I'm talking about gay dudes enjoying a virtual cock buffet in prison. They're catching, tons of straight dudes pitching?

strats · 03-19-2004, 09:15 PM

so prisons are full of aids?

Spunky · 03-19-2004, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo

It's not rape if they dig getting anally probed now, would it?

As for aids, Im sure the prison authorities dispense condoms, etc.

Oh yea they condone free sex...you haven't been to prison,Bubba would tear your ass apart and stuff those condoms in your mouth to silence the screams

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Oh yea they condone free sex...you haven't been to prison,Bubba would tear your ass apart and stuff those condoms in your mouth to silence the screams

Is that what Jamaal did to you?

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Oh yea they condone free sex...you haven't been to prison,Bubba would tear your ass apart and stuff those condoms in your mouth to silence the screams

Was that what Jamaal did to you?

Dawgy · 03-19-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Im not talking about rape. Which is normally reserved as punishment for punks and other straights anyway. I'm talking about gay dudes enjoying a virtual cock buffet in prison. They're catching, tons of straight dudes pitching?

point taken.

prison isnt a cock buffet, though.

any adult webmaster party... now THATS a cock buffet.

Rictor · 03-19-2004, 09:20 PM

Just like a woman that loves sex doesn't want to be raped, a gay dude doesn't want to be raped in prison.

And not all gay dudes like to take it in the ass to begin with. Quite a few of them are pitchers, they like to give, not receive.

Spunky · 03-19-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo

Was that what Jamaal did to you?

So your one of Jamaal's bitches now?

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:22 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

So your one of Jamaal's bitches now?

So are you jealous? Just because you love getting cornholed doesn't mean your man can't be friends with other straight men.

No need to be bitchy and possesive. You're his wife but he can have straight friends to you know. Let the guy enjoy sports games with his buddies, you have dibs on his hard black snake.

Spunky · 03-19-2004, 09:23 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Just like a woman that loves sex doesn't want to be raped, a gay dude doesn't want to be raped in prison.

And not all gay dudes like to take it in the ass to begin with. Quite a few of them are pitchers, they like to give, not receive.

You seem quite knowledgable on the subject

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:24 PM

I'm no talking about rape.

But good point about the differing types of gay dudes though, pitcher vs catcher distinction.

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Originally posted by Rictor
Just like a woman that loves sex doesn't want to be raped, a gay dude doesn't want to be raped in prison.

And not all gay dudes like to take it in the ass to begin with. Quite a few of them are pitchers, they like to give, not receive.

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

You seem quite knowledgable on the subject

That's because you ICQ'ed me crying about your problems. You should definitely stop watching Oprah and Dr. Phil and start working things out with your man directly.

Spunky · 03-19-2004, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo

That's because you ICQ'ed me crying about your problems. You should definitely stop watching Oprah and Dr. Phil and start working things out with your man directly.

Stop your going to start to actually make me cry... What does Papichulo mean anyways?...Daddy's Bitch?.If you spent any time at all you would be talking a differant tune punk..Snot nosed twits like you get gangbanged and dummied all the time...Joking about this subject means either your some faggot who beats off thinking about it or you have Micheal Jackson posters on your wall

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:35 PM

You're not making sense. I don't understand what you're saying. Oh I forgot, you got a thick meaty cock in your mouth.

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Originally posted by spunky1

Stop your going to start to actually make me cry... What does Papichulo mean anyways?...Daddy's Bitch?.If you spent any time at all you would be talking a differant tune punk..Snot nosed twits like you get gangbanged and dummied all the time...Joking about this subject means either your some faggot who beats off thinking about it or you have Micheal Jackson posters on your wall

Spunky · 03-19-2004, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
I bet you have an erection thinking about it don't you?...homo

DreamCumTrue · 03-19-2004, 09:36 PM

My uncle went to jail, he's gay, and he didn't enjoy himself one bit, it's JAIL for cripes sake!

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Maybe the crap you post would make more sense if you take your thumb out of your ass while reading this thread.

Spunky · 03-19-2004, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo

Maybe the crap you post would make more sense if you take your thumb out of your ass while reading this thread.

Wake me up when this twat responds with something interesting to read.Lame remarks Wetback

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Wake me up when this twat responds with something interesting to read.Lame remarks Wetback

So you now pull the race card.

Classic. I schooled you in your own homophobia and that's the best you can do.

Why don't you go back to sig whoring or sucking cock for quarters or whatever the fuck an 3|337 webmaster such as yourself do for a living?

LOL These suburban punks crack me up every fucking time

Centurion · 03-19-2004, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo

It's not rape if they dig getting anally probed now, would it?

As for aids, Im sure the prison authorities dispense condoms, etc.

What parallel universe do you come from??

Yeah..I'm sure the authorities pass out condoms, lubricant, and plenty of towels along with some very nice herbal tea every evening just before lights out.

DOH!

Centurion · 03-19-2004, 10:40 PM

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Originally posted by Napolean
you gotta put it in a point of view for a straight male..

how many straight guys would dig getting locked up in a womens prison?

Have you ever SEEN the women in prison? SHUDDER!!

rett11 · 03-19-2004, 10:43 PM

WTF?! come on...some people need a refresher course.

Living For Today · 03-19-2004, 10:46 PM

So basically its like a straight guy being sent to a place full of horny bitches. I can see it in that light. You wouldnt wanna go there though there is horny bitches everywhere. And most of them in jail are probably dog sluts.

kush · 03-19-2004, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Just like a woman that loves sex doesn't want to be raped, a gay dude doesn't want to be raped in prison.

And not all gay dudes like to take it in the ass to begin with. Quite a few of them are pitchers, they like to give, not receive.

Are you a pitcher?

clickhappy · 03-20-2004, 12:41 AM

Years ago I heard that in San Francisco the prisons have a gay secton and a straight section, and they ask you your sexual orientation when they get you. So if youre gay they put you in the gay section and it's nice and clean in there and all the guys get together and watch movies. and in the straight section it's filthy and dangerous.

pimplink · 03-20-2004, 12:42 AM

It has "GUYS" written all over it!

Ironhorse · 03-20-2004, 12:46 AM

That's a dopey idea, why would anyone want to get raped? I bet you can go to any gay bar and get same treatment and go home and have a taco and go to sleep.

Ironhorse · 03-20-2004, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by clickhappy
Years ago I heard that in San Francisco the prisons have a gay secton and a straight section, and they ask you your sexual orientation when they get you. So if youre gay they put you in the gay section and it's nice and clean in there and all the guys get together and watch movies. and in the straight section it's filthy and dangerous.

There should be a Simpsons episode on this, I'm laughing in anticipation

Kicker · 03-20-2004, 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
I bet you have an erection thinking about it don't you?...homo

alan-l · 03-20-2004, 01:32 AM

why go to prison when they can go to a disco o public bathroom without the need of being locked?

Then I realize I'm spending my time answering such a brainless question

Mr. Marks · 03-20-2004, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by kush

Are you a pitcher?

He could be both... short stop?

rett11 · 03-20-2004, 11:11 PM

making fun of gays is so fucking dumb.

$5 submissions · 05-07-2004, 04:12 AM

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Originally posted by rett11
making fun of gays is so fucking dumb.

I'm not making fun, this is a serious discussion about sexuality and the penal system.

Goose · 05-07-2004, 04:27 AM

Prisons are the place to be for them

EviLGuY · 05-07-2004, 04:37 AM

They don't want to go because they don't like the OUTFITS of course.

No offense to gay people.. I still love you all!

Jace · 05-07-2004, 04:42 AM

you obviously have never been to prison and have been watching too much oz

go back to the backwoods idiot!

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unconnected Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,025	besides the fact that you have a super high risk of getting aids in Prison and the fact that just because you are gay it doesn't mean you can't be raped, sure, I bet they are lining up to get in.. Jesus, some people should not be allowed to procreate __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Just like a woman that loves sex doesn't want to be raped, a gay dude doesn't want to be raped in prison. And not all gay dudes like to take it in the ass to begin with. Quite a few of them are pitchers, they like to give, not receive.

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DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	My uncle went to jail, he's gay, and he didn't enjoy himself one bit, it's JAIL for cripes sake!

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Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	So basically its like a straight guy being sent to a place full of horny bitches. I can see it in that light. You wouldnt wanna go there though there is horny bitches everywhere. And most of them in jail are probably dog sluts.

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clickhappy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,027	Years ago I heard that in San Francisco the prisons have a gay secton and a straight section, and they ask you your sexual orientation when they get you. So if youre gay they put you in the gay section and it's nice and clean in there and all the guys get together and watch movies. and in the straight section it's filthy and dangerous.

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