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Old 05-07-2004, 03:23 PM   #1
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The story of little Patrick and the $80,000 mortgage ..

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"



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Old 05-07-2004, 03:24 PM   #2
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:25 PM   #4
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:26 PM   #5
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:28 PM   #6
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LOL, my mother-in-law send us most of the jokes I post here. I'm always like "Oh My God", lol. She was always so conservative and all, I guess age changes people




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Old 05-07-2004, 03:34 PM   #7
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She sent this one a while back. Too good

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