The story of little Patrick and the $80,000 mortgage ..
 

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"

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oh man

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Thats great.
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LOL, my mother-in-law send us most of the jokes I post here. I'm always like "Oh My God", lol. She was always so conservative and all, I guess age changes people :)




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She sent this one a while back. Too good :)

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=217403

very wisdom child