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Old 05-06-2004, 09:37 PM   #1
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Monkey Fucking Chicken, Rat Fucking Cow...

Racoons fucking Elephants, well the Animal Kingdom was having one of those huge orgy parties again, when suddenly the Lion "King of the Jungle" stops and looks around. He starts looking at that animal planet porn scene notices that something is wrong and demands:

-"What the fuck is going on here? Are you guys fucking crazy?!?! Everybody is fucking everybody and no one is wearing a fucking condom. Well, not everyone here is sick... I see Mister Horse is wearing one."

As Mister Horse replies:

-"This is not a condom it's a fucking Anaconda giving me a Blow Job!"

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Old 05-06-2004, 09:39 PM   #2
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:44 PM   #3
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just had to share it with GFY
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:46 PM   #4
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:16 PM   #5
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damn snakes
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:18 PM   #6
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lol.. pretty funny!
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:56 PM   #7
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:57 PM   #8
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just had to share it with GFY
Thanks, I'll be thinking about this all night now
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:07 PM   #9
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nomore drugs for you
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:08 PM   #10
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Good one!
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:52 PM   #11
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The other one was better...But this one was kewl *S*
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:53 PM   #12
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Did someone leave the joke bot running?
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Old 05-07-2004, 07:59 AM   #13
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Did someone leave the joke bot running?
Nah it's me, just had a few beers with friends and a joke session started, decided to post the best ones...
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Old 05-07-2004, 08:05 AM   #14
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HE he he,.....good start to my morning
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:38 PM   #15
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That was good for a laugh!
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:25 PM   #16
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