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Old 05-06-2004, 09:37 PM  
hostey_com
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Monkey Fucking Chicken, Rat Fucking Cow...

Racoons fucking Elephants, well the Animal Kingdom was having one of those huge orgy parties again, when suddenly the Lion "King of the Jungle" stops and looks around. He starts looking at that animal planet porn scene notices that something is wrong and demands:

-"What the fuck is going on here? Are you guys fucking crazy?!?! Everybody is fucking everybody and no one is wearing a fucking condom. Well, not everyone here is sick... I see Mister Horse is wearing one."

As Mister Horse replies:

-"This is not a condom it's a fucking Anaconda giving me a Blow Job!"

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