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Old 05-06-2004, 08:12 PM   #1
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In this thread I tell a Michael Jackson joke:

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?


Neil Armstrong walked on the moon... and Michael Jackson fucks little boys.
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:13 PM   #2
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very clever
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:14 PM   #3
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:15 PM   #4
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I was waiting for the "All little boys pants half off" joke. Clever all the same.
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:23 PM   #5
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:24 PM   #6
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LOL
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:25 PM   #7
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:34 PM   #8
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I dunno what's funnies, the joke or thread title.
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:04 PM   #9
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Lol,not bad
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:08 PM   #10
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here's some more for ya, I got tons of them.
(I left the half off joke out of this list)

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 45 year old pieces of meat between two 10 year old buns.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz2Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson have a baby with his latest wife?
A: He wanted a child of his own to rear.

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?
A: "And Then He Touched Me."

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing."

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.


Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: "Get out of my son!"
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:45 AM   #11
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Good comparison!
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:58 AM   #12
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Now, this one really made my day!
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:02 AM   #13
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:07 AM   #14
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:10 AM   #15
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not bad at all very funny
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:11 AM   #16
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Michael Jackson was spotted at K-Mart

he heard they had boys underwear half off


DId you hear about the song that michel jackson and elton john were going to do together ??

It's called - Don't let your son go down on me


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Old 05-07-2004, 01:11 AM   #17
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon... and Michael Jackson fucks little boys.
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:21 AM   #18
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Originally posted by CS-Jay
here's some more for ya, I got tons of them.
(I left the half off joke out of this list)

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 45 year old pieces of meat between two 10 year old buns.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz2Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson have a baby with his latest wife?
A: He wanted a child of his own to rear.

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?
A: "And Then He Touched Me."

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing."

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.


Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: "Get out of my son!"
haha these are quality!
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