05-07-2004, 01:21 AM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
Posts: 12,745
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Originally posted by CS-Jay
here's some more for ya, I got tons of them.
(I left the half off joke out of this list)
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 45 year old pieces of meat between two 10 year old buns.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz2Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?
A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson have a baby with his latest wife?
A: He wanted a child of his own to rear.
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?
A: "And Then He Touched Me."
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's new book?
A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing."
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: "Get out of my son!"
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haha these are quality! |
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