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Old 05-06-2004, 07:48 PM   #1
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I won't be able to sleep tonight

The book of Exodus

31:14
Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.

31:15
Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

defileth loosely translates to thou shalt not cuss.....

i feel the long black cloud hovering over me now, I knew I shouldn't have taken that summer job as a kid...

think of all the sports fans who lost by a missed field goal and couldn't resist... population control?

... maybe i need a new religion that fits my needs :\ any suggestions?
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:53 PM   #2
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Choice between leaving porn or changing your religion. And here you are asking for any other religion which will suit you best.
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:55 PM   #3
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You could join my new religion

Church of All that is Sacred and Holy
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Old 05-06-2004, 07:56 PM   #4
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how much do you have to put in the plate for that religion?
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:08 PM   #5
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As much as your heart tells you... just make you check payable to C. A. S. H
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:16 PM   #6
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Try Unity. They're very accepting.
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:16 PM   #7
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I won't sleep very good tonight either but I will want to sleep through tomorrow afternoon and night
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:23 PM   #8
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any suggestions?
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Hide! God told me that he wants to kick your ass so you should stay out of sight! Good luck!
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Old 05-06-2004, 08:30 PM   #9
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So do any other nursery rhymes or fairy tales scare you?

Seriously, consider Atheism! I sleep like a puppy PLUS no guilt or big scarey books to read.<br><Br>
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:04 PM   #10
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As much as your heart tells you... just make you check payable to C. A. S. H
Haha
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Old 05-06-2004, 09:12 PM   #11
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blah blah. that is BS dont worry about it.
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